René Inc™

So id like to start off by saying that I'm a self proclaimed asshole; I'm vulgar and belligerent. The mere sense of "traducement" (look it up) is a joke to me. There's absolutely nothing you can say to derogate my life. Inside I'm actually a loving person...with low tolerance of bullshit. Reminiscent of a turtle..[?] soft inside, hard exterior. I guess I've become highly defensive--I've dealt with plenty of immature people. I realized that only "you" can "wipe your own ass." Meaning that i depend on myself 99% of the time. Don't misconstrue my words, for moral support, amusement, and blahblahblah, friends/family are very important: however, generally speaking I'm on my own. I was born on February 11, 1989...VERY unfortunate, my zodiac is a contradiction to my personality. Aquarius are known to be boring..........LOL not me at all. I have a weird obsession with garbanzo beans [raw] mmmmmm! So if this ramble wasn't enough for you to comprehend a little about me: then feel free to ask questions.add.comment.aim.call. whatever suits you. I'm off like a prom dress. -René