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Lucas (The Puke™) [HR] [C4L]

Lay my head down, when I'm tired. I'm always tired... I'm almost home.

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Click here to learn more. Hope For The Rejected is a community of believers within the underground subculture. We believe that faith in Christ, and His gift of grace, is not to be forced on people, but rather shared in a relevant way through our friendships and exemplified by our actions. In the underground, actions speak louder than words, and we believe that honesty and sincerity are essential to sharing our faith.
Photography: www.MartyrMedia.com
AIM: The Puke
Facebook: here
Personal Blog: thepuke.LiveJournal.com Xanga.com/thepuke
THE HISTORY OF THE PUKE, PART I:
I was born and raised in the heartland of America: Beijing, China. No, just kidding, I was actually born, raised, and in fact still live in the hills outside of Baltimore, MD. Most of my friends call me "The Puke," but I'm not really sure why. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that it's my nickname. At the tender age of 17, I created the character Doctor Garbanzo, who would eventually become the star of a hugely successful line of children's books (including Doctor Garbanzo and The Problem with Petting Zoos and Doctor Garbanzo and The Crazy Thing About Pigeons, just to name a few). I'm still collecting fat royalty checks.
I rock and roll (on alternating days, only... never simultaneously). I'm straight-edge, so I don't smoke crack; and I'm vegetarian, so I don't eat crack, either. When people ask me to describe myself in three words, the phrase 'PUBLIC ARENA ROCK' is the first one that comes to mind.
I was an atheist for a large part of my life, until my long search for the truth ended about five years ago with me putting my faith in Jesus Christ. I still screw up constantly, but I'm always trying to do my best, and to pick up and support my brothers and sisters who are struggling. To that end, I am heavily involved with Hope For The Rejected , the "subculture ministry" arm of Youth For Christ , and my work with HR is one of the most important things in my life. I believe that Jesus Christ—the only son of God and the only perfectly sinless man to ever walk the earth—suffered, died, and was resurrected to atone for the sins of all humankind, past and present. Through His sacrifice, Jesus made salvation freely available to all of us, regardless of who we are or what we've done, and this salvation can not be obtained through good works but only through faith. I am sick and tired of judgmental Christians who think they have the right to point out the flaws in others or say who is and isn't being a "true Christian." I won't rub my faith in your face or preach to you... nor will I hide it for fear of not being 'PC' and offending someone. My faith is a precious thing that I don't throw around lightly... so I won't push it on you. If you want to discuss it, or if I know you well enough to bring it up, I'd be more than happy to share my beliefs with you. I have many friends who don't share all of my beliefs, values, opinions, etc., and that in turn means that I'm lucky enough to be exposed to different points of view quite often. All I ask is for some basic respect..
I'm a freelance photographer (mainly bands but also weddings, portraits, car shows, etc.) and web/graphic designer. My photos are featured in several CDs (Champion - Different Directions: The Last Show (Bridge 9), No Innocent Victim - To Burn Again (Facedown), and cover shots on xLooking Forwardx - What This Means To Me (Blood & Ink), Counting The Days - Finding a Balance (Strike First), 24 Hours To Live - We're Loudmouths (Surprise Attack), Soapbox Soldier - My Dear, Where Do We Begin and Never Enough - Dead Set On Oblivion (Organized Crime)), T-shirts, and on numerous web sites, including those of my friends in xLooking Forwardx , Ruiner , Life In Your Way , Alove For Enemies , Seventh Star , Slumlords and Bloodlined Calligraphy . My photo gallery can be found at MartyrMedia.com , and the "old gallery" is at galleries.eMotionWebDesign.net . I also run the web sites of xLooking Forwardx , Seventh Star and Ten 33 (R.I.P.), plus a bunch of other sites that don't earn me nearly as many scene points. Yeah, I'm also the guy from the xLFx DVD with his jaw wired shut. Go to MartyrMedia.com to check out my portfolio and enlist my services. No, not those kinds of "services."
A Few Random Facts, Figures, and Fizzgigs: 1) I had my 21st through 25th birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese, then we got banned for life when one of my best friends almost paralyzed himself. The cause: HORSEPLAY. Everything your elementary school teachers told you is true... 2) I can't help but get all teary-eyed during the bridge scene every time I watch Joe Dirt. No joke. 3) I wash my hands an average of approx. 14.35 times per day. 4) I have been pulled over for speeding over a dozen times. My largest ticket was $570 for doing '95+' in a 55mph zone. My probation ended Nov. 19, 2005, and the cost of insuring my car has begun to slowly return from the realm of the absurd. 5) If you ask me to "guess what," I will guess once and once only. After that, I lose interest and—rather than continuing to make reasonable guesses—attempt to amuse myself by getting more and more ridiculous with each subsequent guess. Get used to it. 6) My favorite instrument is the banjo. 7) I'm threatened by other people named "Lucas." I don't mean scared; I mean that I feel as if they are attempting to challenge my position as "Alpha Lucas."
"I drink this in, it's too great for me. Understanding is nowhere to be found. Upon such atrocities the questions compound. Omniscient, omnipotent Lord, I see but a fraction. Please intercede. Build something beautiful from these ruins that I see. You've built with broken hearts that others may see Your work. You bring eternal life from tragedy. May I not curse what comes my way; prepare me for that day. I will not curse what comes my way. Build from broken lives, break mine if Your will be done. Everlasting beauty awaits..."
- Road To Emmaus, A Wooing Manner
"In our relationship with God we are to give him his legal right—namely, all that we have and are. The Christian is to be as a matter of course totally dedicated to God (Rom 12:1-2) and filled with the Holy Spirit (Eph 5:18). For his part God gives to us positionally, as we are in Christ, forgiveness of sins (Eph 1:7), eternal life (Rom 6:23), adoption as sons (Gal 4:5), and the availability of unlimited help and power (Eph 1:18-19). Think of how much that means! Moreover, he gives to us experientally, as we are Spirit-filled, the fruit of the Spirit: love, joy, peace, patience, kindess, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control (Gal 5:22-23). When this relationship is intact, the product in our lives will be righteousness (Rom 6:16),and the by-product of righteousness is happiness. Happiness is an elusive thing and will never be found when pursued directly; but it springs into being as one pursues the knowledge of God and his righteousness is realized in us."
- William Lane Craig
(emphasis added)
About my baby:
2001 Pelican Blue Audi A4 Avant 1.8 T quattro Sport
APR -modified ECU, Stratmosphere Hyperboost diverter valve, Spec Stage I clutch, Speedline 2308 3-pc. wheels (17×7.5"/ET24), Bilstein PSS9 coil-over suspension kit (w/ adjustable height and dampening), OE Audi S4 front bumper (early style w/ deleted foglights) and side skirts, smoothed/color-matched rear valance, OE Valeo e-code (European) headlights, OE Audi RS4 grille, OE Audi A6 control arms & tie rod ends, Dension iceLink v1.1 for iPod

My Interests

subculture ministry; studying the Bible; reading theology; MUSIC ... I listen to music as much as most people watch TV (listen to "Thank You" by Descendents if you want to know what music means to me)... I think I own about 1,000 CDs; photography ( www.MartyrMedia.com ) (Canon EOS 20D Digital SLR); "The Pukemobile" (my mildly modified pelican blue metallic Audi A4 Avant 1.8T quattro Sport) and other European cars (Audi, Porsche, VW, etc.); hot rods and American classic cars (my dream car is a '55 Chevy Bel Air hardtop); airsoft; UFC & other MMA events; NES & other antiquated video game systems; having FUN and amusing myself.

I'd like to meet:


A girl whose happiness is dependent not on her relationship with me, but on her relationship with Jesus Christ. I like to spend my time with anyone who is interesting, quirky, funny, creative, honest, open-minded, passionate, compassionate, unique, and/or independent. I enjoy people who know how to have fun and aren't afraid to do so. Every one of my best friends could be a character on a sitcom, so be ready to audition if you want to be one of them.

I'd also like to meet Sgt. Slaughter... but until I do, Scott Edwards is close enough.

Oh, and I want to marry Willow Rosenberg, and be represented and managed by Mike LaFontaine.

Music:

"Call Me" by Blondie was the No. 1 song on the day I was born.

Punk:
All, Descendents, The Movielife, Only Crime, Lifetime, Face to Face, Strung Out, Hooton 3 Car, The Deal, Leatherface, Automatic 7, Dogwood, Down By Fire, 7 Seconds, Snuff, Pavers, The Last Hope, Our Corpse Destroyed, The Hallowed, Flatfoot 56, FBS, Much the Same, D.R.I., Bad Religion, Minor Threat, Circle Jerks, J.F.A., Samiam, Rudiments, As Friends Rust, Audio Karate, Discount, Bigwig, Douglas, Swingin' Utters, Whippersnapper, Strike Anywhere, Propagandhi, Lagwagon, No Use For A Name, The Living End

Metal:
Holy Blood, Elvenking, Sonata Arctica, 7th Angel, Glittertind, Therion, Demons & Wizards, Verjnuarmu, Angra, Korpiklaani, Eluveitie, Dragonforce, Folkearth, Týr, Edguy, Kamelot, Saviour Machine, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, The Rapture, Rhapsody, Dragon Lord, Dragonheart, Dream Theater

Hardcore:
xLooking Forwardx, Reach the Sky, Sleeping Giant, Strongarm, Means, Ten 33, Alove For Enemies, The Red Baron, xDEATHSTARx, War of Ages, Life In Your Way, Sick Of It All, Jesus Wept, xDisciplex A.D., Shockwave, No Innocent Victim, Stay Gold, Sinking Ships, Betrayed, Figure Four, Counting the Days, Seventh Star, Ruiner, Stretch Arm Strong, The Beautiful Mistake, Road to Emmaus, Ensign, For Today, Call To Preserve, Brutal Fight, Comeback Kid, Champion, Gorilla Biscuits

Americana, Country, Alt.-Country, Rockabilly, Folk & Bluegrass:
Drag the River, Chad Rex and The Victorstands, Armchair Martian, Son Volt/Jay Farrar, Lucero, Johnny Cash, William Elliott Whitmore, Social Distortion, Mike Ness, Alison Krauss, Ralph Stanley, George Jones, Loretta Lynn, Conway Twitty, Patsy Cline, Two Cow Garage, The Enablers, Ghost Buffalo, Rocky Votolato, Josh Small, The Jayhawks, Neko Case, All Rattle And Dust, Casey James Prestwood

Ska & Ska-Punk:
Janitors Against Apartheid, The Adjustments, One Eye Open, Streetlight Manifesto, Out of Order, Slapstick, Jeffries Fan Club, Kemuri, Can't Say, The Suicide Machines, Blue Meanies, Gals Panic, Missile Command, Less Than Jake, The Miggedys, The Decepticonz, The Pietasters, Five Iron Frenzy, The Slackers, The Smooths, The Impossibles, Potshot, Slow Gherkin, Against All Authority, Animal Chin, Flat Planet, The Hippos, Mu330, Dan Potthast, Knowledge, Mad Caddies, Sam the Butcher, The Bruce Lee Band, The Chinkees, Mike Park, Link 80, Catch 22, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Blindspot, Flat Planet, The Aquabats, Homeless Wonders, Assorted Jellybeans, Reel Big Fish

Rock, Indie, Emo, Post-Hardcore & Garage:
Dinosaur Jr., J. Mascis & The Fog, Texas is The Reason, Small Brown Bike, Shades Apart, Polar Bear Club, Gasoline Heart, Dredg, Blackfield, Nada Surf, The Glorious Unseen, New End Original, Beezewax, Sunny Day Real Estate, Imogen Heap, Frou Frou, Cat Power, Style Over Substance, Porcupine Tree, Faith No More, Quicksand, Rival Schools, Walking Concert, The Forecast, Bad Astronaut, Mineral, Renee Heartfelt, Solea, Andrew W.K., Limbeck, The Exit, Smoking Popes, Duvall, Weston, Digger, MxPx, Mike Felumlee, Mae, Blackpool Lights, Unitas, Pollen, Saves the Day, The Early November, Cooter, Autopilot Off, The Get Up Kids, The Juliana Theory, Jawbreaker, Jets To Brazil, The Police, No Motiv, Genesis, Phil Collins, Liars Academy, Reubens Accomplice, Tuesday, Fun Size, KT Tunstall, The Postal Service, The Stereo, Hot Water Music, The Draft, Ultimate Fakebook, , Benton Falls, River City High, Element 101, Open Hand, Idle Hands, Side Walk Slam, Operation Ivy, At The Drive-In, Sparta, The Lemonheads, Evan Dando, Björk, Jane's Addiction, The Ataris, Ace of Base, Silverstein, The Breeders, Tossers, Oasis, John K. Samson, Brand New, The Stryder, New Amsterdams, Gin Blossoms, Luckie Strike, Rufio

Hip-Hop:
Jurassic 5, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Aesop Rock, Mr. Lif, Immortal Technique, The Streets, The Goats

Movies:

Army of Darkness, Evil Dead series, Kill Bill, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Star Wars (original trilogy), Run Ronnie Run, The Lord of The Rings trilogy, The Stabilizer, The Departed, Stand By Me, Fargo, Ravenous, The Big Lebowski, Brick, Freddy Got Fingered, Zoolander, Above the Law (a.k.a. Righting Wrongs, Ronin, Road to Perdition, Joe Dirt, Duel to The Death, Boondock Saints, The Usual Suspects, Suicide Kings, True Romance, Reservoir Dogs, Ong Bak, The Protector, Born To Fight, Who Am I?, Beyond The Mat, Eastern Promises, They Live, Dawn of The Dead, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dead Alive!, Snatch, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Brotherhood of The Wolf, Hard Boiled, Police Story, Frailty

Television:

I watch most of these shows on DVD, because I live on a farm and get two channels, two of which are NBC: Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Flight of the Conchords, The Office, Extras, Spaced, Veronica Mars, Serenity, Robot Chicken, Chappelle's Show, Heroes, WWE Monday Night RAW (It's NOT fake!), The Family Guy, Maximum Exposure, Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast, Home Movies, Beavis & Butt-head, Malcolm in the Middle, Fraggle Rock, Comedy Central (Dane Cook, Lewis Black, etc.), Oz, The Daily Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Most Extreme Challenge, The Brak Show, The Simpsons, Get a Life!

Books:

The Holy Bible, anything by C.S. Lewis, Brennan Manning, Ravi Zacharias, Brian McLaren, William Lane Craig, Leon Morris, Philip Yancey, Craig Blomberg, Warren W. Wiersbe, Lee Strobel, Gary Habermas, J.R.R. Tolkien, Norman L. Geisler, J.P. Moreland, John Irving, J.D. Salinger, or Mark Twain. A few personal favorites include: Jesus Among Other Gods by Ravi Zacharias, Reasonable Faith: Christian Truth and Apologetics by William Lane Craig, Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis, and What's So Amazing About Grace? by Philip Yancey. I primarily read non-fiction regarding theology (especially Christian theism and apologetics), philosophy, automotive/computer technology, economics, and politics. I also have a thing for comic books and graphic novels (e.g. Jeff Smith's Bone and Craig Thompson's Blankets, and anything illustrated by Alex Ross).

Heroes:

My heroes are people who strive to better whatever situations with which they may be faced and make the world a better place. I wish that everyone, including myself, could truly grasp the concepts of forgiveness, compassion and understanding.

My Blog

There are very few things cooler than dead bodies.

Body Worlds is coming to the Maryland Science Center in Baltimore on February 2, and the exhibit will run approximately seven months until September 1.  The specific exhibits that will be in our ...
Posted by Lucas (The Puke™) [HR] [C4L] on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:35:00 PST

Top 10 Albums of 07

10Only CrimeVirulence9Chuck RaganFeast or Famine8Josh SmallTall7MeansSending You Strength6EisleyCombinations5Life In Your WayWaking Giants4NothingtonAll In3Sleeping GiantDread Champions of the Last Da...
Posted by Lucas (The Puke™) [HR] [C4L] on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 03:52:00 PST

Thoughts on Christmas and gifting...

From an op-ed piece I wrote for Hope's Anchor: Our concept of Christmas is completely backwards and, honestly, it kind of sickens me. Please read on before you write me off as another "Scrooge"... ...
Posted by Lucas (The Puke™) [HR] [C4L] on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:56:00 PST

Karma and Kid Rock

Now, I don't believe in the idea of "karma"in fact, I tend to disregard most eastern philosophies as egocentric/humanistic/self-deifying schlockbut there is one event in my life in particular that a...
Posted by Lucas (The Puke™) [HR] [C4L] on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:24:00 PST

photos from the Root Beer Kegger

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Posted by Lucas (The Puke™) [HR] [C4L] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Check out my LJ!

Check out my LJ!
Posted by Lucas (The Puke™) [HR] [C4L] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Easter reflections

First, a disclaimer: This is not an attempt to evangelize. These are simply my recorded thoughts for today. So, if you think that Iâ¬"m trying to preach to you, please stop reading now because that...
Posted by Lucas (The Puke™) [HR] [C4L] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lindsey's Bowling B-Day party

It was sweet. Everyone who came had a great time. If you weren't there, you really should have been...   ...
Posted by Lucas (The Puke™) [HR] [C4L] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Got Chocolate Milk? Not for long...

Earlier tonight, Spazz and Matt decided to play a game of Lil' Chugs with slightly modified rules... using cartons of chocolate milk from a school cafeteria in place of Lil' Hugs. Matt lost. Here ar...
Posted by Lucas (The Puke™) [HR] [C4L] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Weird...

On my way home from a hard day's work, I stopped at a traffic light in Jarrettsville (in the boondocks of Harford County) and a white Dodge mini-van pulled up next to me and started honking. I rolled...
Posted by Lucas (The Puke™) [HR] [C4L] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST