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jonL!ght$out! (MCC)

they say 60 percent of the time, it works everytime!

About Me

Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. this way, when I criticize them, I'm a mile away. . . . and I have their shoes. Right now my life and career is like one big surprise party. Im a teacher living in a foreign land. I get to travel in my free time and see places some people will only ever read about. When I move home I'm not sure what I'll be doing or where I'll be living. However, I do know that no matter what my situation I'll be surrounded by those I love. My friends and family mean the world to me. I have an addiction to buying things I dont need, which also goes along with my habit of buying the same thing I dont need but in multiple colors. I always tell myself to save money but end up spending it. I like thinking about the future. I enjoy living an lifestyle which includes: being Straight Edge, that means I sell crack. Being vegetarian, that means I eat crack. Loving Jesus Christ, that means I worship crack. I'm a patron of the arts. I like eating delicious food. I like dates with one milkshake and two straws. I like watching movies. Road trips. Going buck ass crazy. Stage dives. Four square. Whiffle ball. Dodgeball. Getting sweet lightening bolts shaved in my hair. Ghetto dance parties. Hanging out with friends. Traveling. Meeting new people.

My Interests

xStraight Edgex, sneakers, surprise parties, Nike, zoo's, aquariums, air guitar, DisneyLand, true love, Japan, shark week, cooking, coffee, fajita fridays, martial arts, art, shows, traveling, pez, be@rbrick, tattoos, girls in jersey dresses

I'd like to meet:

Lauren London, Hiroshi Fujiwara, Kanye West, Rachel Bilson, Hilary Duff, Suchin Paksomeone to give me these in a size 10:

Music:

7A7P, snake eyes, erykah badu, at the drive in, carry-on, floorpunch, CIV, blacklisted, vision of disorder, minor threat, FC-5, rival schools, small brown bike, disembodied, saves the day, figure four, desperate measures, down to nothing, the pharcyde, billy joel, modern life is war, murs, immortal technique, common, atmosphere, aesop rock, bjork, physical challenge, all out war, the casket lottery, champion, bane, integrity, braid, trial, american nightmare, shutdown, sunny day real estate, cold world, mental, red roses for a blue lady, minus the bear, internal affairs, outbreak, prayer for cleansing, craig's brother, holding on

Movies:

the goonies, about a boy, gardenstate, 10 things I hate about you, four brothers, crash, sin city, kiss kiss bang bang, the transporter, fear of a black hat, falling down, short circuit, Old School, confidence, wedding crashers, lost boys, You Got Served, Wet Hot American Summer, Dodge Ball, back to the Future, LOTR series, Grease, Garden State, Indiana Jones, Breakfast Club, Fight Club, finding nemo, Pirates of the Carribean, 8mm, Teen Wolf, Boondock Saints, the Princess Bride, freddy got fingered, snatch, big fish

Television:

TV is a sham, but I do enjoy: the Soprano's, CSI, forensic/cold case files, Ace of Cakes, the A-team, Macgyver, curb your enthusiasm, parental control, Degrassi, the office, miami ink, the OC, cribs, the Real World, My Sweet 16, Friends, shark week

Books:

Harry Potter, where the red fern growns, Falling Leaves, Boss of the Bosses, Chronicles of Narnia, the Gammage Cup

My Blog

I'm srsly convinced

that after you date a girl, they get a micro chip implanted in their body.  At any given moment, without warning to either parties, it transmits a signal that runs up the medulla oblong...
Posted by jonL!ght$out (MCC) is soon to be Australian bound on Thu, 10 May 2007 10:21:00 PST

Goonies Never Say Die

Travis Shollenberger was, is, and always will be an amazing friend and a stand up guy.  He had the most recognizable laugh ever, the craziest sense of humor, and a big heart.  If it wasnt for him I wo...
Posted by jonL!ght$out (MCC) is soon to be Australian bound on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:28:00 PST

!!!!! PENIS !!!!! PENIS !!!!! PENIS !!!!!

blatent and obviousshe figured she could handle 2artist unknownyou know what they say about them japanese girlsas soon as they saw I had a camera . . .darth vader made a guest appearancegenetalia . . ...
Posted by jonL!ght$out (MCC) is soon to be Australian bound on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 05:47:00 PST

QUESTIONS YOU GET ASKED WHEN YOU TEACH IN JAPAN

HERE ARE SOME QUESTIONS YOU MAY GET ASKED WHEN YOU FOREIGN COUNTRYDo You have a girlfriend?What is your blood type?Why can you grow a beard but my father cant?Why dont you have an Australian accent?Wh...
Posted by jonL!ght$out (MCC) is soon to be Australian bound on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:35:00 PST

ADDRESS INFO FOR JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jon LeitzelDaini Asahi Haitsu 101, 2833-3 Aioi-cho, Sano-CityTochigi-Prefecture 327-0023 JAPANphone number: 0283-22-2943
Posted by jonL!ght$out (MCC) is soon to be Australian bound on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:21:00 PST

SEATTLE SEATTLE SEATTLE

WELL I LEAVE FOR SEATTLE IN 45 MINUTES, KENNY AND I ARE FLYING OUT OF PHILLY. THE LAST CHAMPION SHOW IN SATURDAY AND WE FLY HOME LATE SUNDAY NIGHTIF ANYONE WANTS TO MAKE SOME SWEET MERCH GAINS TXT ME...
Posted by jonL!ght$out (MCC) is soon to be Australian bound on Thu, 25 May 2006 12:15:00 PST

DATING APPLICATION

Yeah so Eric and I got bored, and figured we'd hop on the band wagon.  even if I get one date, or make a new friend, it's totally worth it  <<3 j-lo Name: Age: Orientation: Locatio...
Posted by jonL!ght$out (MCC) is soon to be Australian bound on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

G-G-G G-mail wut wut

I got a G-mail account, [email protected], I'm gonna use both addresses for now and eventually switch over to my new account completely by the way myspace is gay, xanga is better
Posted by jonL!ght$out (MCC) is soon to be Australian bound on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST