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Gunnerisms
*"A BLOOP AND A BLAST": A base hit and a home run, usually late in the game when the Bucs were down by a run.
*"THERE'S A BUG ON THE RUG": On Astroturf, a ground ball that was scooting between all the fielders on the defensive team, often skipping/rolling all the way to the outfield wall.
* "HOW SWEET IT IS"
Gunner’s expression of satisfaction at a home run, hard fought victory, etc.
*"A DYING QUAIL": a bloop base hit, more commonly known as a "Texas Leaguer."
*"CAN O' CORN": a routine fly ball or popup which came straight down, from old-time grocery stores in which canned goods (including corn) were on a very high shelf and a stick was used to pull them off the shelf ... and be neatly caught by the clerk.
*"FOUL BY A GNAT'S EYELASH" and "CLOSE AS FUZZ ON A TICKS EAR": Usually meant as the difference between a ball being fair or foul or a player being safe or out.
*"FROZEN ROPE": A hard line drive.
*â€GOOD NIGHT, MARY EDGERLEY, WHERE EVER YOU ARE": his trademark farewell, although the identity of said person was never disclosed.
*â€HOOVER": A double play in which the Pirates would "vacuum" a runner(s) from the bases; it was often followed by the instructions, "Pull out the plug, mother!"
*â€KISS IT GOOD-BYE!" or "You can kiss it good-bye!" or "You can kiss this baby good-bye!": legendary home run call and current broadcast standard.
"BABUSHKA POWER"
A Prince developed gimmick for the women in the stands to wave their babushkas (head scarves) to bring the Pirates luck.
* “THE GREEN WEENIE"
Another gimmick developed by the Gunner to jinx or spook opposing players. It was the size and shape of a hot dog, rattled when shaken, and was pointed at opponents to jinx them.
*â€SOUP COOLER": A pitch delivered high and inside.
*â€SPREAD SOME CHICKEN ON THE HILL WITH WILL" or just "Chicken on the Hill": Denotes a home run hit by Pirates slugger Willie Stargell who owned a fried chicken establishment in the Hill District of Pittsburgh and offered free chicken to any customer who was in line when Stargell homered.
*â€SUFFERIN' CATFISH": words of frustration after the baseball gods conspired against his team.
*â€THE ALABASTER PLASTER": The rock-hard infield surface at Pittsburgh's Forbes Field.
*"ASPIRIN TABLETS"
A pitcher throwing the ball so hard it looked no bigger than an aspirin tablet, and as hard to hit.
*"ATEM BALLS"
Hard line drives hit directly at an infielder - it was at 'em.
*â€THE BASES ARE F.O.B.": The bases are loaded (“Full of Bucs,†probably borrowed from Red Barber's "Full of Brooklyns").
*â€THE HOUSE OF THRILLS": Forbes Field itself.
*"HIDDEN VIGORISH"
Similar to the law of averages, it was the force which dictated that a player who was in a slump was due for a big hit, as in, "Stargell is Oh for his last eight, so with hidden vigorish he should get a big hit here."
*"TWEENER": a hit to the outfield wall between left field and center field or between right field and center field.
*"A LITTLE BINGLE"
Any cheap little infield hit; bunt single, etc. that would get a Pirate on base.
*â€WE HAD 'EM ALL THE WAY!" or "The Buccos had 'em alllll the way": a way to say that the Pirates never trailed in a game. Also used humorously and ironically after the Pirates scored an improbable, come-from-behind victory.
We had 'em all the way!