I'm Rick. Cynical, handsome & drunker than you!
Born 1944 to my uncle's sister & sold on the black market for a pair of shoes.
I was rejected by Israeli terrorists and deported to Scotland in 1975, I have been trapped in that time period ever since. Although diagnosed 12 times as a paranoid schizophrenic I still insist that my doctors are all insane & out to get me!
I was arrested in 1990 after a colostomy operation when the surgeon discovered 186 lbs of low grade undigested beef and half of a female femur bone in my large intestine.
Recently I have rehabilitated myself & have found God & believe I am living somewhere in France.
