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Chief Mojo Rising

The darkside is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be Unnatural

About Me

Colz.21.Glasgow Caledonian Uni.Multimedia Technology. Lloyds Tsb Telephone BANKER!!...When i was wee i used to fancy Luke Skywalker but i also used to think the ninja turtles were real so, yeah. Did anyone else think Val Kilmer was well hot as a woman in 'Willow'!? ;p I wanna live in Norway some day. I wanna Travel the world, find the meaning of life and make SITH a recognized religion. I wanna live life to its fullest. I wanna be an activist, a paleontologist and a marine biologist! I want to do everything all at once… I'm a dreamer!
Its all about...
Scratching, biting, kicking, screaming! Working hard and partying harder. Music. MOVIES. Troma! Tattoos. Piercings. Satanism. Buddhism. Me'ism. Tarot. Reiki. Crystal healing. Animal rights!! Drinkage and long rants about EVERYTHING. Metalling, weeding and spliffing. Laughing at unfortunate situations. Driving around small towns blasting powerful choons. Wasting money on Booze, Drugs, hookers, rent, bills, dvd's & cd's. Being young free and single and enjoying every fucking minute of it! I love Mayonnaise! Spontaneity, procrastination, being wasted , Waking up still drunk from the night before. Asian cinema. British Comedy. CARTOONS. RETRO! STAR WARS!. Laughing in the face of authority. NO REGRETS! ^_^
“I’m going to get my kicks before the shithouse goes up in flames” -Jim Morrison

My Interests



• Save the trees



I'd like to meet:

Interesting people, with interesting opinions.

I so definatley would...



"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning!"

LMFAO..."Die Toby Maguire, Diiieeee you Cunt"

Music:

Fuck your scene



I made this music player at MyFlashFetish .com.

Movies:

Just so ya know, I Despise all of these new Horror/Japanese horror Remakes! They're gash!
I prefer the Originals...

CREEP SHOW, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, Apocalypse Now, American History X, Life Aquatic, House of 1000 Corpses, Devils Rejects, CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST, ZOMBIE FLESH EATERS, ZOMBIE DEAD, A Tale of two sisters, Oldboy, The Eye, Chopper, American Phsyco, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Blow, Jaws 1-2, STAR WARS 2-6 (Die JarJar Die!), Lord of the Rings 1-3, Evil Dead 1-3, A Clockwork Orange, The Fifth Element, Gremlins, The Doors Movie, Braindead, Bad taste, ManHunter, Silence of the Lambs, The Wicker Man, Resiviour Dogs, Braveheart, 300, Nightmare on Elm St, Halloween 1&2, Alien 1-4, Predator 1-2, The Thing, Terminator 1-2, The Fly 1-2, Total Recall, American Beauty, Dracula, Monster in the closet, The Toxic avenger, Class of Nuek'em High, Tromeo and Juliette, Friday 13th, The Hills have eyes, Dawn of the dead, Day of the dead, Night of the living dead, Interview with a vampire, Death Becomes her, The Burbs, Meet the parents/Meet the fokkers, The Omen, Stand By me, Quills, Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3, Airplane, X men 2-3, A history of violence, Secretary, The big Lebowski, Stargate, Twelve monkeys, beetlejuice, Apocalypto, The Original TMNT, Final Fantasy Advent Children, The Dark Crystal, Willow, Finding Nemo, Aladdin, Waynes world 1-2, Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey, Shaun of the Dead!

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, Peep Show, Spaced, American Dad, Extras, Black Books, Family Guy, Beavis and Butthead, Ren and Stimpy, SOUTHPARK! Red Dwarf, Eerie Indiana, TMNT, Mystery Science theatre 3000, King of the Hill, Stargate SG1(and BTW just because i like stargate, doesn't mean i like Atlantis!!- JACK O'NEILL WAS EVERYTHING!!), Everybody loves Raymond, Sex and the City, Hollyoaks (yeah, im one of 'those' people!), The young ones, Bottom, Star Trek-Next Gen.



Books:

...Any Star wars Books By Timothy Zahn, The Vampire Chronicles By Anne Rice, The satanic Bible/Satanic Witch by Anon Szandor Lavey, The Hobbit and LOTR by J.r.r Tolkien, Fear and Loathing in las vegas by Hunter S Thompson, The Power of Now by Eckhert Tolle, Grass By Phill Sparrowhawk

Spiritual/Horror related stuff Etc...

Heroes:



This is TONY , He is all mynes.woooooo
this guy deserves alot of respect for he be my boy. and he is the nicest and most caring boyfriend ever and i wouldnt change him for the world.

...i love you babe.



This iseMz . she's my gurl,my flatmate and my rock. possibly the dodgy-ist person i know but shes worth every penny. and when were all old and grown up we will get married and have lots of kittens and live happily ever after. = hehe. i love jooooo xx

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My Blog

Nachos

Id just like to announce that...I make thee BEST nachos EVER!    ...
Posted by Chief Mojo Rising on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 12:22:00 PST

Bulletins...

Why do people feel the need to post like twentyfive million bazillion bulletins a day about meaningless crap that happens to them every minuite of the day!?Seriously...It's very annoying! What an...
Posted by Chief Mojo Rising on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:49:00 PST

Asajj Ventress

One of the most deadly and tragic opponents to emerge from the battlefields of the Clone Wars was Asajj Ventress, a disciple of the dark side and sworn enemy of the Jedi. A lifetime of enduring cruel ...
Posted by Chief Mojo Rising on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:14:00 PST

The Sith [A Short History Lesson]

Although the modern era of the Sith is attributed to Darth Bane, and the Dark Jedi that preceded him, the cult can find its roots further back in the galaxy's ancient past. Long before the Republic ro...
Posted by Chief Mojo Rising on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:11:00 PST

Breaking the law and getting away with it. Colly n Emz Style!

aye, so. Yestarday. What a fun day... Ditched college with emz to take a 2 and a half hour strole up the Necro, got back to the flat and decided it would be fun to feed the birds...placing bread on t...
Posted by Chief Mojo Rising on Wed, 23 May 2007 04:14:00 PST

SithWars EPISODE1(Continued)

Thoughts from the Darkside...SithWars: EPISODE 1 (continued)With the help of Drega and Revel, Darth Sinsith breaks free from JabbaJaw's trap and seeks revenge on young Egress for his insulant turn to ...
Posted by Chief Mojo Rising on Sun, 20 May 2007 07:21:00 PST

English in 2007 (stolen from ANIMAL)

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather then German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiat...
Posted by Chief Mojo Rising on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:13:00 PST