Working with Stupid People |
>> samir b... says: somebody needs to break it down for her
$Hustler$...Jigga What!? says: come by and telll her
$Hustler$...Jigga What!? says: break it down for her
>> samir b... says: yea ill do it...
Posted by Aleksandra on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:31:00 PST |
Same ol’ G |
T®êvør says: you havent changed much
$Hustler$...Jigga What!? says: no, i'm still my hilarious and entertaining self
T®êvør says: of course
$Hustler$...Jigga What!? says: most ppl can recognize and...
Posted by Aleksandra on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:23:00 PST |
Going out |
T®êvør says: do you go out anymore or what
$Hustler$...Jigga What!? says: i go out sometimes
T®êvør says: get ur butt out
$Hustler$...Jigga What!? says: hoping to bump into me or what
$Hustler$...Ji...
Posted by Aleksandra on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:08:00 PST |
Vein Talk |
Paul S: You don’t have veins in your butt.
Me: Yes you do. If you get pricked in the butt, you’ll bleed.
Paul S: So blood is only in veins?
Me: Yes, didn’t you ever take science in s...
Posted by Aleksandra on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:11:00 PST |
Losers on Facebook |
$Hustler$...Jigga What!? says: OH MAN
$Hustler$...Jigga What!? says: some girl that i met in the beginning of 1st year just added meto facebook
$Hustler$...Jigga What!? says: what a LOSER
$Hustler$.....
Posted by Aleksandra on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:50:00 PST |
TJ |
Me: *under breath* ..f you...
Trish: Excuse me??
Me: I didn’t fart.
Trish: Why would I said excuse me if you farted?! ...
Posted by Aleksandra on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:39:00 PST |
Reference Check |
Trish: Can I use you as a reference?
Terry: Sure
**Near future**
Employer: Hi, I’m calling to do a reference check for Trish..
Terry: I don’t remember who that is....
Posted by Aleksandra on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:36:00 PST |
Reminiscing with my parents |
Me: My grade 2 teacher was Mrs. K
Dad: Yea, she worked at "Banana Republic"
Mom: What the hell are you talkign about?
Dad: You know, one of those high class boutiques..
Mom: It was the Salvation Army...
Posted by Aleksandra on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:33:00 PST |
Trish’s Blind Date |
$Hustler$...Jigga What!? says: Would you want to make out
$Hustler$...Jigga What!? says: i wonder if he’s a good kisser
*TrIsH tHe DiSh* says: with you? heck yes
$Hustler$...Jigga What!? says: ...
Posted by Aleksandra on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:29:00 PST |
The handiman that never finishes.. |
Trish: Arthur from the heating and cooling thing is here AGAIN today. I just feel like saying, go the hell away already. Today, actually just now, he said "So how are you", I just wanted to laugh in h...
Posted by Aleksandra on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:26:00 PST |
