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Last night I took Frankie von Wrinklestein for a bike ride. That's cuz I caught him with his head in his food canister the other day. It's been a 24-hour buffet for my fatso dog for like three days....
Posted by Linzeenie on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:16:00 PST |
there’s gold in them there hills |
have you ever heard that if you dip a very sharp pencil tip into nicotine and pierce your skin with said pencil tip, you will die immediately? ricky told me that on tuesday. i have no idea if it's t...
Posted by Linzeenie on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 11:44:00 PST |
my new life |
Today as I was leaving the house, my key broke off in the lock. I just mopped the floors, and the dog already ate so my situation doesn't require immediate attention. But I started th...
Posted by Linzeenie on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:04:00 PST |
livin the soft life |
i'm 27 years old, and just got my first black eye. it's about time. life was a bit too cushy. i've decided to toughen up, and really grab the bull by its balls. feeling good th...
Posted by Linzeenie on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:14:00 PST |
a day in the life |
some of you might already know this, as it's all i've talked about for a few days now, but i cleaned my closet for the first time in like twenty years. no joke. i remember the last time i ...
Posted by Linzeenie on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:37:00 PST |
Indiana...suck my banana... |
So here I am in Virginia. You'll never guess what I am supposed to be doing right now. I'll give you a hint. It's not blogging. I told Diana I would clean her bathroom. Because I can't think of a...
Posted by Linzeenie on Mon, 28 May 2007 08:05:00 PST |
So I says to myself... |
Have you ever tried to take a picture of the bottom of your own foot? It's not as easy as you'd think. I just tried a little while ago, and it's tricky. If you sit with your leg in f...
Posted by Linzeenie on Fri, 04 May 2007 02:06:00 PST |
Big News. Big Stuff. |
Oh boy do I have stuff to say today. So grab your tissues (Khanh) and prepare yourselves for my very important blog. Very important.Now that I have your attention, I'll do the quickest of ...
Posted by Linzeenie on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:26:00 PST |
send a salami to your boy in the army! |
what if i told you that i didn't have anything to blog about? what if i told you i only wanted to type the subject heading? what if? wha-aht iffff?what if i dedicated this blog to pe...
Posted by Linzeenie on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:16:00 PST |
honk if you love peace and quiet |
i always thought that would make a good bumper sticker.
di is having her going away party tonight at nye's. for those of you that don't know, di is my sister, and she is moving to virgini...
Posted by Linzeenie on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 07:05:00 PST |
