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Noel

Do it rag!

About Me

I know more than anybody about everything because I travel illegally and eat out of dumsters.I also have a nice penis and an antagonistic girlfriend.

My Interests

Big dicks.

I'd like to meet:

Myself as a stranger so I could discuss all my brilliant ideas and they would seem brand new.

Music:

I hate it, especially punk and metal.

Movies:

Clerks II.

Television:

Dharma and Greg, but this time, I'm serious.

Heroes:

The guy that goes "uhhggg" in porns while rolling his eyes and sucking on the girl's finger.