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OPRAH

jealous much?

About Me

stupid pieces of shit used to call me space monkey, in elementary school. well look at me now ,bitches. im popular. cool. all about shit like fitness and karaoke and budwieser and shit. my name had to be alyahs because they didnt believe shaylaRae was older than 14. do i really have to go around askin people if they'll be my "friends"? have i joined this cruel cruel world willlingly? no, not without a fight. not without a photo shoot. ***all ya ass. by the way,Im SERIOUS.

My Interests

roller skating, bowling, baby animals, grown animals, music, you know, modeling.

I'd like to meet:

your mom... oh and patrick swayze.

Music:

everything but techno. i once got the urge to stick my foot outside of a car moving down the highway, so i could grind it , maybe off i dont know, because i was trapped in a vehicle blasting techno. last month i saw meatloaf and motley crue in the same week.take that. i swear. i rock.

Movies:

overboard, cant buy me love, anything with christian slater in it, mannequin, the princess bride, (fred savage is a total hunk by the way), dirty dancing, pretty woman. i could go on and on. TREKKIES!run ronnie run and Trekkies are undenyable beauty. ..

Television:

dont have one , never see it. animal planet.comedy central. blind date, elimidate, oprah, montel, maury, The view, price is right, family feud, America's funniest home videos, growing pains, just the ten of us, secret wonder, full house, step by step, saved by the bell, star search... anything bloopers.

Books:

im sick of filling this out. just leave me alone. i mean do you really want to be stuck listening to this funky ass song for this long any way. just get up and dance already. till you sweat.

Heroes:

luis (lou), kritter, ronnie dobbs, damn it, im thinkin too hard richard simmons, mother thereasa, bette midler...the wind beneathe my wings. Englebert humperdink. the commander... duh.

My Blog

NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK DRINKING GAME!!!

hey youngsters, ever play the new kids on the block drinking game? well now's your chance! grab a beer, go back to my page and everytime they say "girl", take a drink, You'll never turn back, you'll w...
Posted by OPRAH on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:52:00 PST

I'm in love!!!!!

I'm in love with Bryan and im gonna try my hardest to marry him.He got me the she's a maniac song on here that ive been looking for forever.Ohh bryan will you marry me?
Posted by OPRAH on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 02:50:00 PST

somebody gave me a frickin gotee, read this, ya gerk!!!

ive made the glorious mistake of giving my beloved friends my code because  i need someone to put "she's a maniac" back on my page !!! immidiately !!! just aint right without it. and now one of m...
Posted by OPRAH on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 08:03:00 PST