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About Me

Wow!!! Life's good! I'm 42, and it's fabulous. I have 3 kids (18, 20, 22), and 1 grandson.
I love the smell of Comet, bleach, and cheap hairspray; it reminds me of summer camp about a million years ago.
I love shoes and coffee cups. I love funny people, and people that look funny.
I practice not giving a shit what other people think of me, but sometimes I don't do very well.
Hot, Florida, Gulf Coast beach sand and my mother are the things I miss most about home.
I'm financially irresponsible. I'm on a budget which just means I'm not supposed to buy anything I like, such as shoes or coffee cups.
I think I'm getting carbon monoxide poisoning from the space heater under my desk. Is that even possible??
I wish I could have purple hair just for a little while. I want to get my nose pierced, and get a tattoo.
I love to play the stereo in my car very, very loud and sing at the top of my lungs.
Sometime I sing at the top of my lungs in the lobby of my apartment building. I'm sure the neighbors will be glad when I'm gone.
I used to play the piano.
I hate cooking, hardly ever cook, and usually burn myself when I do. *Expception - Turkey Day. I do a kick-ass Thanksgiving spread
I've met a bunch of people in the local music business recently, which has been mucho cool. I'm working as a personal manager for a music producer, and artist.
One of my coworkers calls me a Hooker. (Takes one to know one!!!)
I'm looking to make friends, not looking for anything serious.
Please notice that I'm a BBW. So if you don't like big girls, get off my page!!!!

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My Interests

Right now, my main interest is ruling the world, and building my dazzling empire. I'm also interested in learning photography, doing some painting, and starting my own businesses. I'm going to be taking classes in spiritual, energy based healing. I finally quit my night job which is like most people's day jobs and started a new day job. So now my old day job which is like most people's part time jobs has become my evening job, and I still would like it to be my full time job. You get all that??

I'd like to meet:

Music artists with passion, personal managers, and anyone else in the music business. Also, nosey people, funny people, creative people, weird people. Anybody that went to the same summer camp that I went to about a million years ago. People that are on a budget and still manage to enhance their shoe collection, or want to trade some of their shoes for ...let's say some coffee cups.

Music:

I like most genres of music, but I'm not very keen on Country or Death Metal

Movies:

The Matrix, The Breakfast Club, Contact, most anything sci-fi

Television:

I don't watch much TV, but my favorite shows are Nip/Tuck, Battlestar Gallactica, Ugly Betty, The Amazing Race

Books:

The Art of Possibility, The Road Less Traveled

Heroes:

My mother, my friend Cecily, anyone that has more than 4 kids, anyone with a college degree, big girls that are smokin' hot, and anyone that's makin' it happen.

My Blog

Big, Sexy Ass Women Needed

I'm looking for BBW Strippers. Please message me here and I will give you my phone number. Viva La Big Girls!!!!
Posted by You can call me Empress on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:18:00 PST

More about my blonde hair

Sorry my MySpace bitches, but I'm writing again about my hair. A friend told me yesterday that my new blonde was looking brassy and kinda orange. OMG!!!! I thought that I had managed to get it t...
Posted by You can call me Empress on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:08:00 PST

Another Update on the Perv That's Been in My Apt.

So far the perv has been in my apartment no less than 6 times. I already mentioned before that there are 3 pairs of panties missing, and the Perv owes me $24 for those. Now, there's a bra missing...
Posted by You can call me Empress on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:13:00 PST

The Summer Blonde Is Gone!!

Well, my lovely peeps, the summer blonde is gone! Just when I got accustomed to being blonde for the first time in my life, I was still unaccustomed to needing a part time job just to keep the d...
Posted by You can call me Empress on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 09:53:00 PST

Big Girls Unite & Swear Off Ugly Undies

So, I think it's time that we big girls got together with our girlfriends, our sisters, our daughters, maybe even a semi-stranger, and make a pact, which is "We will never again, ever, ever, in o...
Posted by You can call me Empress on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:00:00 PST

Update on Breaking & Entering

Since I first reported that someone had been in my apartment, he's been back several times. And get this....on top of moving things, now he's stealing my panties!!!!! Three pairs so far. I'm sta...
Posted by You can call me Empress on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:24:00 PST

Wanna go home, but there is no home

Disclaimer: The following are the rantings of a person in the midst of a major life transition. Most of what follows is just shit that I would rather leave on MySpace than keep in my head. When thing...
Posted by You can call me Empress on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:03:00 PST

The True Devotion of a Friend

How many friends do you have that would give up something for you? Deny themselves of something to benefit you? I don't have many friends, but the ones I do have are awesome. I have been going through...
Posted by You can call me Empress on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 12:39:00 PST

It seems that I'm just never enough

In all of the major relationships that I've had in my life, at some point he wanders.... literally, figuratively or otherwise. If I agree to allow an extra person "in", then the next question is who's...
Posted by You can call me Empress on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:39:00 PST

Woe is (Solitary, Infertile) Me!

Warning to the guys that may be reading this. I'm going to be talking about some "female" issues. So if you can't handle it, hit the Back button on your browser. This blog begins back when I was a you...
Posted by You can call me Empress on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 07:59:00 PST