ultra-violence, money, boobs, beer, fried chicken, sweet tea, midgets, and bad jokes
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: zak
Birthday: 4..10..82
Birthplace: Columbia
Current Location: Columbia
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Joe Garb
Your Weakness: kriptonite
Your Fears: albinos (they're just creepy)
Your Perfect Pizza: orphans
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: see next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fu
Thoughts First Waking Up: i gotta pee
Your Best Physical Feature: elbows
Your Bedtime: around 7 AM
Your Most Missed Memory: don't know I missed it
Pepsi or Coke: was coke but i cleaned up
MacDonalds or Burger King: macadoos
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: no thanks im not thirsty
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate(i likes my ice cream like i likes my women)
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: just cigs and fools
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: when else would i sing
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: already went
Do you want to get Married: we just met
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: i get sea sick
Do you think you are Attractive: just look at these elbows
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: at times
Do you like Thunderstorms: dont care
Do you play an Instrument: not well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: don't drink anymore, i mainline booze
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: just pills
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:&..39;
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: its to damn cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, hearts
Ever been Drunk: does the pope shit in the woods
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: once and yes i still remember
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: fighting a bear
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: older
What country would you most like to Visit: i'd like to travel the US all easyrider style
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: don't care
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: nekked
Number of Drugs I have taken: almost all
Number of CDs I own: tons
Number of Piercings: none, its not 1998 anymore
Number of Tattoos: 18
Number of things in my Past I Regret: n/a
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Are you a beautiful and famous celebrity supermodel movie star actress secretly in love with Zak but too shy to profess your affection? Are you afraid that Zak will turn you down because he's probably already got his hands full with a harem of fabulous showgirls and playmates? Are you hesitant to begin a tumultuous romantic affair with Zak because you both know that show business relationships rarely last under the blazing klieg lights of public scrutiny? Do you long to have Zak serenade you in your palatial Malibu boudoir, but are worried that you'll scare him off with your expensive gifts, your private jets, and your obsession with sex? Well, Reese, it's okay. I'm all yours, just ask. All you have to do is email me, babe.
Street punk, Swing, Rockabilly, Country Western, Traditional Irish, and The Chipmunks.
mostly crime movies but i also dig horror and comedy. oh yea also, anything with tits and explosions.
don't watch it much
I enjoy anything Chuck Palahniuk, William S. Burroughs, Hunter S. Thompson, or Craig Davidson ever did. I'm a bit off beat and i like my literature the same way. Right now though I'm reading a book called Hardcore Zen by Brad Warner.
My Mother, My father, Snake Pliskin, Burt Reynold's mustache, Hank Williams, and Johnny Cash