Working, Gaming, Loafing, Cooking, talking bullshit with my friends, drinking, sleeping off the night before, sex, hunting, fishing, golfing, and, watching sports. and watching men doing sports stuff.
God, The Devil, Morgan Freeman, a nice girl, Chasey Lain, MC Chris, Stephen King, a freaky girl, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Broken Lizards, a girl I can bring to meet my mother, Denzel Washington, Jenna Jameson, Judd Apatow, a girl who can stand me when I am being a drunk dick, Will Ferrel, Jesus, Ghandi, Jim Morrison, a girl who understands that I am a total geeky-dork at heart, Kenny Rogers, Johnny Knoxville, Col. Sanders, Wendy, McDonald, Darth Vader, Obi Wan Kenobi, The Burger King, Bill Hicks, David Spade, Dave Attell, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Dane Cook, Led Zepplin, a girl I can treat like a lady, The Rolling Stones, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogan, a girl I can call sexy and beautiful all the time even when she thinks she isn't, Leonardo Da Vinci, Julius Caesar, Dante Allegeri, Spider Man, The Punisher, The Hulk, Magneto, Batman, Russel Crowe,Kevin Smith, Martin Scorcese, Matt Damaon, Vince Vaughn, Rob Zombie, Tom Hanks, My Uncle Bill, My Grandmother, and did I mention a girl.
Punk, country, rock, hard rock, rap, hip-hop, rockabilly, metal.
Not enough time. You name it 90% of the time I have seen it.
Chuck, Reaper, My Name Is Earl, CSI, Law and Order:SVU, Frasier, Happy Days, Cheers, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, The Venture Brothers, and the Antiques Road Show
Sword of Truth, The Dark Tower, William Gibson, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Hunter S. Thompson, William S. Burroughs, Jack Kerouac, Jim Carrol, Frank L. Baum, Lewis Carroll, Chuck Palahiuk, Brett Easton Ellis, Frank Miller, Thomas Harris, and the King James Bible
My friends and my family. Every last one of them.