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Gary

When I am at nothing, I shine.

About Me

Currently out of work. Am about to head back to school in the Winter for god knows what. But hopeful as hell for when I am back. The same guy you know, love, and hate. Kinda like Frank Sinatra and the USA.

My Interests

Working, Gaming, Loafing, Cooking, talking bullshit with my friends, drinking, sleeping off the night before, sex, hunting, fishing, golfing, and, watching sports. and watching men doing sports stuff.

I'd like to meet:

God, The Devil, Morgan Freeman, a nice girl, Chasey Lain, MC Chris, Stephen King, a freaky girl, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Broken Lizards, a girl I can bring to meet my mother, Denzel Washington, Jenna Jameson, Judd Apatow, a girl who can stand me when I am being a drunk dick, Will Ferrel, Jesus, Ghandi, Jim Morrison, a girl who understands that I am a total geeky-dork at heart, Kenny Rogers, Johnny Knoxville, Col. Sanders, Wendy, McDonald, Darth Vader, Obi Wan Kenobi, The Burger King, Bill Hicks, David Spade, Dave Attell, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Dane Cook, Led Zepplin, a girl I can treat like a lady, The Rolling Stones, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogan, a girl I can call sexy and beautiful all the time even when she thinks she isn't, Leonardo Da Vinci, Julius Caesar, Dante Allegeri, Spider Man, The Punisher, The Hulk, Magneto, Batman, Russel Crowe,Kevin Smith, Martin Scorcese, Matt Damaon, Vince Vaughn, Rob Zombie, Tom Hanks, My Uncle Bill, My Grandmother, and did I mention a girl.

Music:

Punk, country, rock, hard rock, rap, hip-hop, rockabilly, metal.

Movies:

Not enough time. You name it 90% of the time I have seen it.

Television:

Chuck, Reaper, My Name Is Earl, CSI, Law and Order:SVU, Frasier, Happy Days, Cheers, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, The Venture Brothers, and the Antiques Road Show

Books:

Sword of Truth, The Dark Tower, William Gibson, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Hunter S. Thompson, William S. Burroughs, Jack Kerouac, Jim Carrol, Frank L. Baum, Lewis Carroll, Chuck Palahiuk, Brett Easton Ellis, Frank Miller, Thomas Harris, and the King James Bible

Heroes:

My friends and my family. Every last one of them.

My Blog

Solitude

    It is really late right now and I am sitting by myself writing this.  I hate being alone at times like this, but most of the times I can't wait to seperate myself from a group ...
Posted by Gary on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 10:03:00 PST

i hate everything

I don’t get it.  Then again i never got it.  Why can’t life tailor to what i have planned.  no instead it always has a new and exciting way of pissing me off to no end. ...
Posted by Gary on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:45:00 PST