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Mr. The Trooper

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About Me

All you need to know is that my name is Jason and I play bass for Voodoo Prophet! And I like partying and doing crazy shit. Period.

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My Interests

As a wise man once said.. "Wow...playing bass, alcohol, and video games. Throw in Emily and cigars, and that's Jason Heaven!"

I'd like to meet:

James Hetfield, Cliff Burton, Tom Araya, Satan, Charles Manson, Kirk Hammett, Mitch Hedberg, President Bush, Winston Churchill

Music:

Metallica; System of a Down; Pantera; Jimi Hendrix Experience; Mercyful Fate; Rammstein; Ozzy; Black Sabbath; The Misfits; Coheed and Cambria; Judas Priest; Guns & Roses; Slayer; AC/DC; Blue Oyster Cult; Iron Maiden; Megadeth; Primus; Bullet For My Valentine; As I Lay Dying; Trivium; Korn; Lemon Demon;

Movies:

Lord of the Rings Star Wars The Holy Grail Kung-Pow Spaceballs Army of Darkness Nightmare Before Christmas Silent Hill Jesus Christ Superstar Rocky Horror Picture Show Robin Hood: Men in Tights Corpse Bride Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Television:

South Park Whose Line is it Anyways? Monty Python's Flying Circus That 70's Show

Books:

Fallen Angels by Walter Dean Myers. Tao Te Ching The Lucifer Principle

Heroes:

James Hetfield Kirk Hammett Jason Newstead Cliff Burton NOT Lars Ulrich Rob Trujillo Mitch Hedberg Darth Vader

My Blog

Show at Wallstreet

Haha..what an interesting night.First off, this show was the Halloween show down in Murfreesboro. I did like a whole 80s rock thing, and actually came out looking more like a transvestite. Lol..but th...
Posted by Mr. The Trooper on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 09:33:00 PST

Chapter VII

Chapter VII: Love Was in the Air              Her name was Emily. I suppose now I "liked" her because she was kind of zany and always a bit differ...
Posted by Mr. The Trooper on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:39:00 PST

Chapter VI

Jason Mines   Chapter VI: Games I Played              I'm proud to say I was always slightly different from other kids my age. I was never f...
Posted by Mr. The Trooper on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:38:00 PST

Chapter V

Chapter V: The Town I Grew Up In Perhaps one of the smallest towns in West Virginia, Ronceverte is a small, residential town which relies mostly on its neighbor, Lewisburg, to survive. To say at leas...
Posted by Mr. The Trooper on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:37:00 PST

Chapter IV

Chapter IV: School Bells              School has always been a very interesting topic for me. For as long as I can care to remember, I have resent...
Posted by Mr. The Trooper on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:25:00 PST

Chapter III

Chapter III: Suddenly I Became Me                It seems to me that I lack many memories of myself as the youngest of   children. I ca...
Posted by Mr. The Trooper on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:29:00 PST

Chamber Luck

Him and I    A simple game of sixDeath by mathematics    With a chance of hit or missBreath is lowered  As barrels are raisedExactly two inches  The end all of daysHammer...
Posted by Mr. The Trooper on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:51:00 PST

Together We Jump

Together We Jump The dawn had broke the skywith a touch of Heaven's hues"of all the days to leave the worldnot a better could we choose"Mellow orange had set ablazeAn ocean on the rocksbelow this ja...
Posted by Mr. The Trooper on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:47:00 PST

Chapter II: Before I Was, There Were...

Chapter II:  Before I Was, There Were My family lineage contends to be a broken and shattered chronicle that under normal circumstances I will seldom mention-even to my closest friends. I will be...
Posted by Mr. The Trooper on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:47:00 PST

Chapter I: Who Am I?

Chapter I: Who Am I              My full name is Jason Michael Mines. I am an eighteen year-old American born in the month of September, on the te...
Posted by Mr. The Trooper on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:44:00 PST