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ANDREW

I need some peace...

About Me

I have a great life, mostly because I realize that I don't know shit about anything. And voila! Check out my music profile at http://www.myspace.com/andrewburnettemusic. I'm working on an album and I'm doing all the production myself. It's brutal, mostly because I'm borderline retarded. (Or drunk.) But so far everything's got a good beat. "Go 'tard! Play that disco groove!"
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My Interests

I like shiny objects. Heavy petting. Softcore. Not being an asshole. Being a supportive friend. Music.

Music:

Bowie, Bowie and more Bowie. Klaus Nomi, Grace Jones, Earth Wind & Fire, Prince, Dolly Parton, ELO. Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Jermaine Jackson, Jackson 5, the Jacksons. Robert Palmer, Shania Twain, Missy Elliot, MADONNA. Diana Ross, B-52's, Duran Duran, The Time, ONJ, Ms. Stefani, Outkast. Franz Ferdinand, Modest Mouse, Muse, Har Mar Superstar, ABBA. Queen, Village People, Culture Club. Donna Freaking Summer, forever and ever. Joan Jett, Green Day, Beyonce, Wham! Jody Watley, Steve Miller. Billy Squier, Billy Idol, Billy Ocean. Teena Marie, Patti LaBelle, Doris Day, Sinatra and Ella. The Platters, The Drifters, The Killers. Brandy, The Pretenders, Neil Diamond, Paula Abdul, Ready For The World, Blondie. Avenue D, Fanny Pack, Rolling Stones, Peaches, Cameo, Teddy Riley, Isley Brothers, Barbra Streisand, J Lo, Terence Trent D'Arby. And me. I dig my stuff too.

Movies:

Zombie flicks. Or the one where the lone white guy saves the world - I love that one. Showgirls - all time favorite. Nine to Five, Death Becomes Her, Color Purple, Boogie Nights, Steel Magnolias, True Romance, Kill Bill Vol. 2. Charlie's Angels, Full Throttle, Postcards from the Edge, Bridges of Madison County, Midnight in the Garden of Good And Evil, Batman Returns, Something's Got To Give, Female Trouble ("We're not having chicken breasts, we're having spaghetti."). Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Maurice, Torch Song Trilogy, Beaches, Private Benjamin, Friday ("People say I look like Janet Jackson..."). Boomerang ("Marcus! I'm not wearing any panties.") Like Water For Chocolate, Airport '77, Under the Cherry Moon, Octopussy, Footloose, Funny Face, Breakfast at Tiffany's ("Cat! Cat!"). Down with Love, Chicago, Moulin Rouge, To Die For, My Own Private Idaho, Thelma And Louise, The Living End, Starship Troopers, Priscilla, Muriel's Wedding, Aliens, Mermaids, Sixteen Candles, Norma Rae. Fight Club, Happiness, Addam's Family Values, Young Frankenstein, What's Love Got To Do With It, Hope Floats, Best Little Whorehouse In Texas.

Heroes:

.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .."I BELIEVE IN HAVING CERTAIN RELEASES, CERTAIN OUTLETS. ONE HAS TO INDULGE. IF YOU DON’T INDULGE YOU DON’T LIVE - MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD. I BELIEVE IN INDULGING AS A USER AND NOT AS AN ABUSER. EVERYONE SHOULD MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS AND ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES WITHOUT COMPLAINING." -Grace Jones (Amen, Sister!)

My Blog

Spooky!!! Dorky!!!

Below is a blog I wrote nearly two years ago about sensing a new season of Will & Grace on DVD on the day it was released.  Well, it happened again today.  Yes, this morning I thought to...
Posted by ANDREW on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:22:00 PST

Fat Tuesday

Last night, Rod, Denny, David & I went to a lovely little watering hole in Silverlake hosting a night called "Rimjob" to celebrate Fat Tuesday.  This place had more go-go boys per capita than...
Posted by ANDREW on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:17:00 PST

GRAMMY '07

Holy crap!  Who didn't I meet this GRAMMY week?  The last few days have been chock full of celebrities, some I've met before, some for the first time.  I feel a random list is called fo...
Posted by ANDREW on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:00:00 PST

Looking For A New Love, Baby, A New Love - Yeah Yeah Yeah!

Saturday night we had a party for Rod's 33rd birthday (Happy Birthday, Sweetums!) and David and Chandler were there.  David, being much much older than Chandler, told me that Chandler had never h...
Posted by ANDREW on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:12:00 PST

Crazy new idea

Lately my blogs appear with the same frequency as the birth of new pandas.  What can I say?  I'm either lazy or don't have anything to say.  Probably both. OK, so I've had a new idea th...
Posted by ANDREW on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:30:00 PST

Personal trainer

They trapped me at the gym.  I joined this gym a year ago.  A YEAR AGO!  Somehow, I had eluded the high pressure salespeople for an entire year about signing up with a personal trainer...
Posted by ANDREW on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 05:27:00 PST

The road less...taken?

This happened a few weeks ago, but I thought it was funny: Unbeknownst to any of us, construction is set to begin on our street to widen the lanes.  So Rod leaves for work at 7:30 one morning, ev...
Posted by ANDREW on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:23:00 PST

Lazy MOFO

WTF?!?  I haven't posted a blog in 3 months?  Wow, I must've been really drunk this summer. Actually, I've been hard at work on my album.  And by "hard at work" I mean every few days I ...
Posted by ANDREW on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:04:00 PST

In Dreams

I had a dream last night that I was Madonna.  I was in my mansion and this crazy stalker was trying to get into the house to rape me.  He was really beefy and biracial with a shaved head.&nb...
Posted by ANDREW on Fri, 12 May 2006 09:50:00 PST

New Stuff to Play With

OK, so I got some new audio equipment and I'm stoked!  I got a pre amp to make my vocals all warm and buttery - you know, like me?  This thing has a kajallion knobs on it, so it must be good...
Posted by ANDREW on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:42:00 PST