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Feeling unknown and your all alone, flesh and bone, lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer,

About Me

Yes I really am on TV....Every Monday night....please read on for details... A little Zen anyone??? I'am a poet-photographer - healer-shaman-incarnated diety...ah something...full of light...I think....you wanted the doorway to the other side...well, youve found it....Neo. I'am the Oracle...and Morpheus....and ah maybe even Trinity.....hehee ///////////////////////////// //////////////// Hell wants me and Heaven won't take me -- and I guess Earth needs me so here I'am....until further notice...your own personal: "Sin Eater..." Love kills the demon...and life is but a dream... A "master" in the "spiritual sense" is a person without fear... To be enlightend is to be simply: Awake...KIRK TV here cable TV mystic and shaman -- NYC - U CAN watch "KIRK TV" broadcast live - on cable or the internet -- every monday night 11-30 pm nyc time only channel 57 manhattan cable - in NYC -- and yeah - you can DVR the entire series --or LIVE STREAMING INTER-NET @ : GO HERE: MNN.ORG click the icon - channel 57 to open the stream -- 11-30 PM Nyc time -- EVERY MONDAY NIGHT -- 5-8 million viewers cant be wrong ?? TV for witches and mystics and healers and ah stoners and ah sober people --- see you there - (youd be surprised how many e mails I get asking me the above infomation -- when its right here in print....) I was electrocuted standing in a bathub full of water... - for real and i kinda changed --- ah VANILLA SKY-esque something -- yes a "portal" really did open up over my bed and the angels said: "do you wanna go home now??" and i said -- "no" i don't think Iam done yet...and they said -- "ok..." that was the fifth NDE - *near death experience) for me -- which is a common trait amongst shamen...and mystics.. I truly am on borrowed time - right ? I meditate because if I don't i short out electronics -- sometimes when I'am really mad -- glass breaks -- ah yeah I'am like live lightning--- ah thats true -- so before you propose marriage - and yeah ive had sex with a few demons -- and angels -- and pornstars-- for that matter...and a few vampires --and trust me i know how to deal with them and - lurkers in my aura -- ok? - so tread lightly in my space...if ur saying - "hey" and for the record : I do have a girlfriend -- Jona -- who puts me in handcuffs when I'am -- ah-- have been "bad"... -- but i can play with the boys if she says so -- ok ??-- just read my blog -- to find out more -- I'am a compact - not tall -- small framed - 5 foot seven tall -- kinda buffed up - i look alot bigger on Tv though -- ok my riff -- goes like this -- Angels love me -- demons want me -- went to the other side - they sent me back... five -- times now -- yep five - and counting ? NDEs - ah I guess I can't die so I'll be here for awhile...if youd dig a tarot reading, shaman - poet - healer - wiith the mind of an alchemist, the body of a porn star and the grin of darth siddhiis - sp? then hit me up... young Anakin...No really I'am a good witch - I really am...ah ok-- I have been known to cause weather changes when I'am sad or angry...you think I'am kidding right ? It's not my fault -- I was born this way...when i was younger i almost died from pnuemonia - in the hospital the nurses had to strap me to the bed because i pulled the IV out of my arm everytime they left the room...Yep -- surround yourself with angels...kirk tv - is for witches in training -- baby shamen -- miracle workers - mystics - totally hetero or absolutely queer - really stoned or completly SOBER - angels or masters -- curious consumers -- addicts and saints -- or if you just believe jesus was a spiritual master and loves everyone without judgement -- then tune in -- we are at almost 8 million viewers a week... All mystics and spirutal healers of the world - come and be my friend... love and warmth and healing for all... And just for the record: Keanu Reeves really does watch my Tv show..FYI- I sleep on my stomache.. I eat pistachio nuts.....I Iike white flowers...i was once called: "the masterpiece of angels..." I've never done porn and deeply regret it... my finace' and my boyfriend and I all slept together in the same bed in paris...my first name is rick...my nickname is "butch" - when i bartend i tell people my name is: "Sean" - I sleep with the lights on...i chain smoke and prefer anorexia to stay kinda numb and zoned out -- if youve read this far you ll get a special prize...just ask me for details...hehee - its all true -- although iam the heir to a fortune and a millionaires son - I still count change for groceries and cigs...I might be the Re-incarnation of Jean Genet...james dean ? priiapus...? Mr. rogers? /// My taste in art: Rothko, Pissaro, Bellows, Hopper, add to the list /// My eyes are blue actually.. If you take nothing else -- from my profile here-- then remember that chocolate is good for you -- and love is everywhere -- i promise... If you have to ask my "real age" then u should know that I'am around 900 years old ..yep just like "Yoda" from star wars...and - of course I like green eggs and ham -- Sam, I'am//// Free Myspace Layouts by TheMyspaceLayout.com.
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

WHO I WANT TO MEET -- you -- of course -- My friends really do call me - "beercan..." MY BLOG --- is kinda dark and dirty -- YOUR IN A FOR A RIDE IF YOU READ IT -- my aura is clean -- my heart is true...my body is PUMPED -- kinda ah and kissing is a must...maybe I did kiss a few boys and make them cry -- but they made me cry too -- so I guess its all fair... I don't take drugs or drink alcohol - which is really for your safety - and b/c Iam naturally stoned all the time anyway -- I'am sober///bro... You can think of me as a material manifestation of a door to the cosmos -- I don't study the other side -- I - basically am the other side represented by a body -- I'am more a doorway than an actual person -- kind of like an idea...a true "Medium" (ah, I can't help it if that body is kinda like a quasi-porn star...thats what I got to work with ah this lifetime...anyway...and so it goes...) just remember :that when the games over: the king and the pawn go into the same box.. /////// I have an extremly high tolerance for pain..there are no gurus - learn what you can - share what you know Iam up for chatting with smart -intelligent people with a sense of their own mysticism and authenticity -- peace see ya on Tv...my blog is @ http://dreamblog-kirk.blogspot.com/or www.absolutecaviar.comI'd like to meet a producer for my cable show... I'd like to meet: budda - christ - james dean, derek jarman, Einstien - mark rothko - kandinsky, francis bacon (the painter) angelina jolie in spiked heals wearing a "strap-on"...(Brad u lucky lucky man --) stockard channing, and maybe joeseph fiennes in a deserted bar near closing time -- they say your only "gay" if you "kiss" - could somebody enlighten me on this?? I change my "top" friends every day so don't get jealous... //////////// I don't give out my personal phone number .. or over the internet to people I've never met...you can call the studio thou and leave a message... peace K-TV :) (smiley face - with a goutee) heheee

Music:

Ambient - tribal - ponder this -- what if God was one of us...?? just a stranger on the bus - tryin make his way home...?

Movies:

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Television:

KIRK TV is the only Tv youll ever need--I promise so take the time here to shoot me an email and answer the flowing question: What kind of underwear do you wear ? i watch nip/tuck -- weeds - SFU - ah - ok i admit it -- i watch "lost" - X-files re-runs while iam waiting for the Ambien to kick in...

Books:

Your results:
You are Batman Batman 80% Iron Man 75% Wonder Woman 70% Superman 70% Robin 70% Supergirl 70% Hulk 65% The Flash 65% Green Lantern 60% Spider-Man 60% Catwoman 50% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

Heroes:

all witches and shamen -- and the mystics of the world...johnny knoxville - tyler Durden - christ - pamela coleman smith - my dad - jean genet -- budda - nicolas flamel,

My Blog

XXX - Adults only - Mike Knight - A rough draft...

this bog is rated XXXAdults only....over 18if you are under 18 leave this page now"Closer" by Nine Inch >>> Nails ...
Posted by Sean Bateman / KirkTv on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 09:38:00 PST

angry - lonely god...rated PG - for all readers...

sundayjanuary 7:15amangry - lonely, godmusic can not soothe me...sleep eludes me...death - does not want me...and love can not find me...>>> Another grey, souless sky wafts over the sno-globe of manh...
Posted by Sean Bateman / KirkTv on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 05:44:00 PST

the torment of her wings...

more....last night the pain in the body forced the words from the spirit...the words are free now - like wild animals...like children...who will run through the world changing everything...july 2 06>>...
Posted by Sean Bateman / KirkTv on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:01:00 PST

XXX - Adults only - Halloween - Full Moon - part One

Wednesday, August 30, 2006halloweenone year ago.there was intent.3am.the beast comes out to play...the cigarettes, the sex addiction, the anorexia, the debting...the credit cards, the internet cruisin...
Posted by Sean Bateman / KirkTv on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:31:00 PST

XXX - Adults only - Halloween - Full Moon - part Two

Halloween - part twohallowen - part twoi stand under the moonscape. clouds, mist and fog are invading manhattan: and then a perfect full moon announces itself completing the stars and heavens...the ba...
Posted by Sean Bateman / KirkTv on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:27:00 PST

the "Bodies Exhibition"

Wednesday, August 30, 2006the bodies exhibitionthe bodies exhibitionsouth street seaportit's a cold afternoon in january.I have been in bed and off from work, i don't know how long.I have to get out t...
Posted by Sean Bateman / KirkTv on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:15:00 PST

Abbot Westend the Third...Let's Go....

Lets go --In ur gay dreams --5/22/o6abbot westend calls.he asks me to come up to cape cod to his condo in province town.i say "yes."I make arrangements to take the train to boston and then the two hou...
Posted by Sean Bateman / KirkTv on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 04:31:00 PST

sean's ultimate - blue pajamas part five - follow me...

my blue pajamas -- part five -- >>>> from the time i could remember...from the first time i opened my eyes - and was born here --in this "incarnation..."it was nothing but 1 hundred - million miles, a...
Posted by Sean Bateman / KirkTv on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:03:00 PST

XXX Adults only - My Blue pajamas - Part Four...

my blue pajamas -- part four -- to post to blog >>>> final draft this blog is rated: xxxfor adults only over the age of 18...If you are under 18 - leave this page now....my blue pajamas - Part four "s...
Posted by Sean Bateman / KirkTv on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:26:00 PST

my other blog....XXX Adults only....A mix...for you --

kirkOccupation: shamanLocation: manhattanAbout Mekrik is a freelance writer and poet. kirk's fine art photography has beeen exhibited in the galleries of soho, san francisco, boston, and las vegas. ki...
Posted by Sean Bateman / KirkTv on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:34:00 PST