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Carrot Boy of The Pongo

Polly Want A Crackah!

About Me

RUSS TANNENS OFF HIS TITS, LOST IN DUNDEE WE DONT GIVE A SHIT!

My Interests

Sex, drugs and on the dole

I'd like to meet:

I've met most of the people I want to, and I don't think I want to meet people until I do and I like them.Heres some things you can read...It's my belief that history is a wheel. "Inconsistency is my very essence" -says the wheel- "Rise up on my spokes if you like, but don't complain when you are cast back down into the depths. The good times fade away, but then so do the bad. Mutability is our tragedy, but it is also our hope. The worst of times, like the best, are always passing away".Jazz is the last refuge of the untalented. Jazz musicians enjoy themselves more than anyone listening to them does.There is no point to freedom, if it's not the freedom to make mistakes.If you lose your faith - take mine

Music:

Cansei Der Sexei Stone Roses Libertines Arctic Monkeys Babyshambles Joy Division New Order Happy Mondays The Jam The Who The Ordinary Boys Dead 60s Blur The Kooks The Pixies Radiohead The Strokes Razorlight The Paddingtons Ian Brown Pete Doherty Paul Weller The Sex Pistols The Only Ones The View Kill City Primal Scream Ashcroft Larrikin Love That Littl'ans song with The Pete Cooper Temple Clause The Music Provo Music The Clash Bromheads Jacket The Two Bob Cunts (wink wink) The Cribs Ramones East 17 (especially!) Neil Curtis farting

Movies:

Screw movies, take this test What Libertines song are you?
You are Horrorshow.
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Television:

Don't do TV

Books:

The Libertines book, made me a better person. I have definitely given up housebreaking.

Heroes:

Liono from Thundercats Harry Potter Neil Curtis Henrik Larsson Bob Monkhouse Jay Leno Borat Gandhi Jesus (obviously) Ian Guy

My Blog

See me morph into River Phoenix!

www.myheritage.com...
Posted by Carrot Boy of The Pongo on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:27:00 PST

in general

I'm a bit sacred, which is gaelic for scared. I think I'll have to stop smoking weed, my heds in a bin and I'm a moody shit. Oh well. I decided to write a blog because I haven't done it before. I'm pl...
Posted by Carrot Boy of The Pongo on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:19:00 PST

Man lives in tree after domestic spat

An Indian man has been living in a tree for the past 15 years despite passionate appeals by his mother to return home. Kapila Pradhan, 45, a resident of Nagajhara village in the eastern Indian state ...
Posted by Carrot Boy of The Pongo on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:19:00 PST

'Wild Cambodia jungle-girl' found

  --> S BO --> --> S IIMA --> The woman cannot speak any intelligible language, police say --> E IIMA --> --> S SF -->A Cambodian girl who disappeared aged eight has been found after...
Posted by Carrot Boy of The Pongo on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:17:00 PST

from monkey boy to choir boy

An orphan boy reared by apes in the African jungle has arrived in Britain to sing with a children's choir. John Ssabunnya, aged 14, was abandoned as a two-year-old in the dense jungle of Uganda to wh...
Posted by Carrot Boy of The Pongo on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:15:00 PST

Stevie boy

So steve irwins dead. who's gutted then eh? not me i tell you, because in Austin Stevens we have all steve irwins bravery, matched with einsteins wit, napoleons nerve and pegs stupidity.   Ladies...
Posted by Carrot Boy of The Pongo on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 06:04:00 PST