Im going to go ahead and assume you like to rock |
Therefore, you should come to the Bowery Ballroom tonight to be rocked by Tragedy... myspace.com/letsmaketragedyhappenWe are the tri-state area's number 1 Metal Bee Gees tribute band. You should also ...
Posted by Joel on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:51:00 PST |
Expanding the "Night" genre |
Hello Innocent Victims,Soon, my band, Children of the Unicorn, will devour you. While you're still able though, take a listen to the newest track we've posted from our forthcoming record. In the mythi...
Posted by Joel on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:20:00 PST |
On Friday, The Truth Will Be Revealed! |
Greetings Seething Throng,On this very Friday, June 22nd, at the Mercury Lounge (217 E. Houston at Ludlow), one of the great mysteries of the ages will be solved. Since the dawn of consciousness, a cl...
Posted by Joel on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:26:00 PST |
The Next Phase! |
Dear Unsuspecting Mortals,Just a little note to say thanks for being the sitting ducks that you are. Without you, we wouldn't have anyone to mercilessly destroy with the new studio versions of the son...
Posted by Joel on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:16:00 PST |
I'm totally going to be famous. |
That's right, bitches. I'm in a movie.www.myspace.com/littlemisspunchline As you'll be able to clearly understand once you check out this brilliant masterwork, I'm on the high road to stardom. So go a...
Posted by Joel on Wed, 23 May 2007 04:05:00 PST |
On Friday, Your Very Soul WIll Be Swallowed. |
Like it or not, this Friday your essence will once again be mercilessly devoured. Children Of The Unicorn has chosen Crash Mansion (199 Bowery, at Spring St.) as the staging ground for this event. Fri...
Posted by Joel on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:39:00 PST |
Swinging A Mighty Crucible Of Rock |
In the same way "annals" are like hallways, or the internet is like a bunch of connecting tubes, we will swing our mighty "crucible".(Get it? It's a penis thing. Too subtle?)myspace.com/childrenoftheu...
Posted by Joel on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:21:00 PST |
Brilliant |
From an interview with The Raconteurs...Jack: I'm extremely anti-hipster now, and I really hate the thought of it, being surrounded by them, and Nashville definitely is not in that neighborhood of the...
Posted by Joel on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:15:00 PST |
Hallelujah |
Wouldn't it be great if this were funny, instead of deeply disturbing...http://www.apple.com/trailers/magnolia/jesuscam
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Posted by Joel on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:57:00 PST |
I was stung today... |
...by a wasp. For real. Not metaphorically stung or anything. Actually stung by a fucking wasp today. It hurt. Little bastard.
Posted by Joel on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 01:19:00 PST |
