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Ian -$539,609.90 Delaney

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About Me



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CONTRADICTIONS: I don't think my notion of thinking I am great stands in the way of you doing the same. QUESTION OF THE UNIVERSE: If your day job makes you a millionaire but you have to sell your soul in the process, is it worth it? WHY BOTHER: Dreams are where happiness is. The timelessness of a true unforgetable unique creation is what I am seeking. CONFESSION: I am a liberal democrat. DRAMA: Sometimes I feel like my whole life is an act and I don't want to be here at all. SIDE PROJECTS: I am currently working on an automated computer program that will wiggle the mouse cursor around and pan your computer screen up and down, while randomly typing messages. This will allow you to sleep at your desk which is obviously the most appropriate thing to be doing while you are at the office. SUCCESS: I will judge my life a success if someday they talk about me on NPR, even if it is only for like half a second. FALSE ACCUSATIONS: I am not a 'freak'. I just like to wear outrageous clothing and listen to particular types of music that makes me feel good - gives me tingles. That's the feeling I want as much of as I can get. COUGH SYRUP: Regular people make me sick; I'd never want to be one. MATCHES: I save money like the ice man starts fires. DENTAL FLOSS: I never actually eat food. I just chew it for a while and then spit it out. LAWNMOWERS: Stand in the way of me and work and you will get run over. HEY MAN! Is that Dax Wave and Groom in your hair? Nah dude I haven't showered in three days. SCISSORS: My father says the way to the top is to get a super-chop haircut and go to meetings. I see that as the road to misery. I geniunely would rather do production work. I don't want to talk about doing things. I actually want to do things. ROCK THE BOAT: Being different is my trademark. If all I needed to do with my life is what others have done before, you wouldn't need me. You could go buy a copy machine and I should have never gone to school. CORVETTES: I love those cars. Sometimes I just stand near them and try to resist touching. MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY: No matter how old something is there is nothing that duct tape and a few stitches can not fix. TUNAFISH!: I am a can of tuna and everybody knows it. FAMILY: I have no real family to speak of therefore it is impossible for it to be important to me. If you are interested I will draft the necessary adoption forms. ART: I believe in art for art's sake. Most people don't. I don't care what most people think. POP(ULAR) CULTURE: That is something I usually find out about a couple of years after the fact. TRADITIONALISM vs. MODERNISM vs. CLASSICISM: I believe in modernism and appreciate classicism. I see classicism as being modern for it's day. I see traditionalism as stagant. Without progress we do not survive. I am a modernist. SUSPENSE: I absolutely love not knowing what is about to happen next. A LITTLE ABOUT ME: Not much has changed since gradeschool. Usually the most important decision I have to make all day is what to have for lunch - and trust me the only paperwork I do at the office is to request time off. i also think it's fun to give fake names when I order food. Sometimes i still hang my pants up with change in the pockets.. except now I prefer to go grocery shopping (7-11 counts right?) late at night when no one else is there, and drinking coffee makes me go on cleaning binges.. and sometimes i will dress like a geek on purpose. while personally I have been responsible for starting every major fashion trend that has ever occured on the East Coast. here's my autobiography: I was born in DC, grew up in MD, and now i live in VA - although I have travelled extensively - but who cares.. my career as a rock star has not taken off yet mainly due to lack of effort so in the meantime I am writing a movie script to compensate.. - my interests include: doing absolutely nothing TEFLON: I am like Teflon - no girl will ever stick to me. MORE: I always wanted to do something with my life, oh well.. I have more money than I know what to do with and nothing worth buying. I basically disdain people who make drinking a primary focus in their life. (I guess that eliminates about 99% of the people on my list!) Sometimes I go out and dance all by myself. No one needs to know. I know you don't care about me. I don't care about me either, so that makes two of us now I guess. I have nobody to call my own. The only calls I get on my telephone are wrong numbers. SILENCE: I sit in it all day long. I get to know people by the sound of their footsteps. FORMAL ATTIRE: No matter what the event is, I would rather wear something inappropriate. FIGHT CLUB: That was a movie I took way too seriously. SEX JOKES: I do not like them nor the people that make them. WORK OUTS: I can stay in the gym for three hours at a time; but I can find a five minute conversation with someone totally exhausting. I am not a talker; I am a listener. RELIGION: I do not believe in God; I believe in myself. IMPULSIVE DECISIONS: are almost always bad ones. 11:11: everything bad happens at that time and on that day. I AM WHITE: but I use hair products for colored folks. ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY: My ego is my worst enemy. POLITICS: That is an arena where you neither have permanent friends nor enemies. SMILEY FACES: I always wave at the people in the offices across the way, but they never wave back.. so sometimes I give them the finger.I WOULD LIKE TO MEET: anybody with a time machine.. the first monkey before we became mankind.. somebody who can predict the stock market..

I'd like to meet:

CONTRADICTIONS: I don't think my notion of thinking I am great stands in the way of you doing the same. QUESTION OF THE UNIVERSE: If your day job makes you a millionaire but you have to sell your soul in the process, is it worth it? WHY BOTHER: Dreams are where happiness is. The timelessness of a true unforgetable unique creation is what I am seeking. CONFESSION: I am a liberal democrat. DRAMA: Sometimes I feel like my whole life is an act and I don't want to be here at all. SIDE PROJECTS: I am currently working on an automated computer program that will wiggle the mouse cursor around and pan your computer screen up and down, while randomly typing messages. This will allow you to sleep at your desk which is obviously the most appropriate thing to be doing while you are at the office. SUCCESS: I will judge my life a success if someday they talk about me on NPR, even if it is only for like half a second. FALSE ACCUSATIONS: I am not a 'freak'. I just like to wear outrageous clothing and listen to particular types of music that makes me feel good - gives me tingles. That's the feeling I want as much of as I can get. COUGH SYRUP: Regular people make me sick; I'd never want to be one. MATCHES: I save money like the ice man starts fires. DENTAL FLOSS: I never actually eat food. I just chew it for a while and then spit it out. LAWNMOWERS: Stand in the way of me and work and you will get run over. HEY MAN! Is that Dax Wave and Groom in your hair? Nah dude I haven't showered in three days. SCISSORS: My father says the way to the top is to get a super-chop haircut and go to meetings. I see that as the road to misery. I geniunely would rather do production work. I don't want to talk about doing things. I actually want to do things. ROCK THE BOAT: Being different is my trademark. If all I needed to do with my life is what others have done before, you wouldn't need me. You could go buy a copy machine and I should have never gone to school. CORVETTES: I love those cars. Sometimes I just stand near them and try to resist touching. MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY: No matter how old something is there is nothing that duct tape and a few stitches can not fix. TUNAFISH!: I am a can of tuna and everybody knows it. FAMILY: I have no real family to speak of therefore it is impossible for it to be important to me. If you are interested I will draft the necessary adoption forms. ART: I believe in art for art's sake. Most people don't. I don't care what most people think. POP(ULAR) CULTURE: That is something I usually find out about a couple of years after the fact. TRADITIONALISM vs. MODERNISM vs. CLASSICISM: I believe in modernism and appreciate classicism. I see classicism as being modern for it's day. I see traditionalism as stagant. Without progress we do not survive. I am a modernist. SUSPENSE: I absolutely love not knowing what is about to happen next. A LITTLE ABOUT ME: Not much has changed since gradeschool. Usually the most important decision I have to make all day is what to have for lunch - and trust me the only paperwork I do at the office is to request time off. i also think it's fun to give fake names when I order food. Sometimes i still hang my pants up with change in the pockets.. except now I prefer to go grocery shopping (7-11 counts right?) late at night when no one else is there, and drinking coffee makes me go on cleaning binges.. and sometimes i will dress like a geek on purpose. while personally I have been responsible for starting every major fashion trend that has ever occured on the East Coast. here's my autobiography: I was born in DC, grew up in MD, and now i live in VA - although I have travelled extensively - but who cares.. my career as a rock star has not taken off yet mainly due to lack of effort so in the meantime I am writing a movie script to compensate.. - my interests include: doing absolutely nothing TEFLON: I am like Teflon - no girl will ever stick to me. MORE: I always wanted to do something with my life, oh well.. I have more money than I know what to do with and nothing worth buying. I basically disdain people who make drinking a primary focus in their life. (I guess that eliminates about 99% of the people on my list!) Sometimes I go out and dance all by myself. No one needs to know. I know you don't care about me. I don't care about me either, so that makes two of us now I guess. I have nobody to call my own. The only calls I get on my telephone are wrong numbers. SILENCE: I sit in it all day long. I get to know people by the sound of their footsteps. FORMAL ATTIRE: No matter what the event is, I would rather wear something inappropriate. FIGHT CLUB: That was a movie I took way too seriously. SEX JOKES: I do not like them nor the people that make them. WORK OUTS: I can stay in the gym for three hours at a time; but I can find a five minute conversation with someone totally exhausting. I am not a talker; I am a listener. RELIGION: I do not believe in God; I believe in myself. IMPULSIVE DECISIONS: are almost always bad ones. 11:11: everything bad happens at that time and on that day. I AM WHITE: but I use hair products for colored folks. ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY: My ego is my worst enemy. POLITICS: That is an arena where you neither have permanent friends nor enemies. SMILEY FACES: I always wave at the people in the offices across the way, but they never wave back.. so sometimes I give them the finger.I WOULD LIKE TO MEET: anybody with a time machine.. the first monkey before we became mankind.. somebody who can predict the stock market..

Music:

Abstract Art, Alchemy @ Nation: Thursday Nights, Antiques, Brut Aftershave, Chain Link Fence, Denmark, Geometry (specifically squares and circles), German Technology, Hemphill on 14th Street, Hiking, Kava Kava, Kush Incense, Life in other Solar Systems, Mashed Potatoes, MetRX Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Protein Bars, Native American culture, Oatmeal, Pachouli Oil, Peppermint Tea, Postcards, Salmon, Satya Sai Baba Nag Champa Agarbatti as manufactured by Shrinivas Sugandhalaya, The Edge, Trader Joe's, Veggie Burgers, Vitamin B, VW Jetta, Workaholics Anonymous Angel of Trance, Birmingham 6, Chemlab, Chemical Brothers, confusionltd, Costello und Bonetti, Cubanate, Cybernetica, Delerium, Die Krupps, DigitalWarp, Eric Gee, Everything But the Girl, Exhaus, Frex, Frontline Assembly, Funker Vogt, Gates of Perception, Gun, Goa Syndrome, Green Velvet, Haujobb, Hernan Cattaneo, Hertzschritt, Hong Kong Counterfeit, influence23, Juno Reactor, KMFDM, Kraftwerk, LaetherStrip, Liquid Mind, Machines of Loving Grace, Micro, Ministry, New Order, Nick Warren, Nitzer Ebb, Orbital, Paul Oakenfold, Paul Van Dyke, Plastic Angel, PoLe, Porter Ricks, Sasha & Digweed, Satoshi Tomie, Schiller, Scorpions, Seb Fontaine, Space, Talla, Taucher, Tiesto, Timo Maas, Wumpscut, X-Dream38 Special, Concrete Blonde, Cyndi Lauper, Def Leppard, Depeche Mode, Dokken, Expose, Fleetwood Mac, Foo Fighters, Garbage, Guns n Roses, Journey, Kim Carnes, Loverboy, Miles Davis, Missing Persons, Nickleback, Olivia Newton John, Pat Benatar, Phil Collins, Pet Shop Boys, Quarterflash, Ratt, Romeo Void, Scandal, Sheena Easton, Sinead O'Connor, Sisters of Mercy, Skid Row, Stevie Nicks, The Alan Parsons Project, The Church, The Cure, The Fixx, The Pretenders, Three Doors Down, Tonic, ZZ Top

Movies:

2010 A Space Odyysey, Adrenaline Rush - The Science of Risk, Amazon, American History X, Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery, Back to the Future, Cheech and Chong's Next Movie, Fight Club, HyperSpace, Koyaanisqatsi, Mars - Dead or Alive, Office Space, Rebel Without A Cause, Run Lola Run, Solarmax, The Pink Panther, The Expanding Universe, To the Moon, Tron, Walking with Prehistoric Beasts, World in the Balance

Television:

King of the Hill, Seinfeld, Star Trek (Original), The Charlie Rose Show, The Dukes of Hazard, The Late Show with David Letterman Radio: Howard Stern, Ron & Fez, Subterranean

Books:

The Maddening Chronicles as composed by the legendary author: Wiener Huff....Francis Fukuyama - America at the Crossroads

Heroes:

Al Franken, Art Andrews from WAMU, Barbara Brown Taylor, Carl Rove, David Lee Roth, Donald Rumsfeld, Eric Owen Moss, Gary Null, Howard Hughes, James Dean, Jeffrey Skilling, Johanne Strauss, Melissa Block and Nicole Nichols from NPR, Michael Jordan, Nicholas Cage, Noam Chomsky, Nikki Sixx, Pee Wee Herman, Professor Josh Farley, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Rebecca Roberts, Rick James, Robert Frost, the Six Million Dollar Man, The Motley Fools, Tom Ashbrook (On Point), Victor Borge, Wiener Huff (legendary author, chemist, photographer, and chef), Wolfman Jack, Zoltar the Brother from Another Planet

My Blog

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Posted by Ian -$539,609.90 Delaney on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:15:00 PST

Published in Washington DC City Paper!


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