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jill kelly

Funny like the bomb between my teeth when we kiss, you pulled out the pin with your own sweet lips

About Me

i am a safe alternative to dogfighting.
i am like an aids quilt, just with less fabric. and less aids.
i will sling maddeningly non-specific, platitude-filled verbal oatmeal in all directions.
but i make you happy you never committed suicide for real.

killrosejelly

My Interests

try not to wake up on fire?

I'd like to meet:

ROADS? WHERE WE'RE GOING WE DON'T NEED ROADS.

Music:


radiohead.tool.hendrix.skidrow.
thebeatles.jayz.bandofhorses.

Books:

the lovely bones
fear of flying
inside tracks: a first-hand history of popular music from the world's greatest record producers and engineers

Heroes:

i just gave a homeless alcoholic who blacked out and was wandering down the street a ride to a treatment center.
you're like a saint.
statues should be erected in my honor
something should be erected im sure.
what the hell are you up for
not bored enough to sleep. what the hell are you toting around homeless drunks as if they were the new accessory toy chihuahua for
i'm just reserving my place in the gay section of heaven
i hear those tables come with a bottle service. put me down for two. if it is kettle one again, jesus will pay.
liberace runs that shit.
liberace better like grey goose.
he pisses grey goose. and shits godiva chocolate.
if he vomits mac n cheese i would almost be persuaded to leave the dark side.
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you're like that cut on the inside of your mouth
when it's there you hate it
but when its gone
you kinda miss poking it
with your tongue
or at least that's what i imagine people think of me
so i figure you're probably the exact same
fuckin barbie
sincerely,
ken
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*Slow pan to low gaze*
Is it just me, or am I imagining what your tits look like under there...
*gaze tilts down to chest*
...mmmmmmm...
*slight grin, eye contact is not reestablished*

My Blog

Coachella 07 pictures

    all pics taken by gren...
Posted by jill kelly on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:34:00 PST

Kauai pictures

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Posted by jill kelly on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:36:00 PST

ELSEWORTH MUSIC VIDEO AND PICS

:) elseworth...
Posted by jill kelly on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:00:00 PST

the problem with the music business

Whenever I talk to a band who are about to sign with a major label, I always end up thinking of them in a particular context. I imagine a trench, about four feet wide and five feet deep, maybe sixty y...
Posted by jill kelly on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:29:00 PST

paul mitchell hair show pictures

beforeduring after ...
Posted by jill kelly on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 10:10:00 PST