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About Me

Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway? why are they called apartments when their all stuck together like that?Guys,why do we spend 9 months trying to get out of the womb,and the rest of our lives trying to get right back in??Just a few thoughts that i spend a couple of seconds on.if you have any more idiocies that you see or hear,i'd love to hear them.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Troy boy
Birthday: every damn year
Birthplace: IN A GALAXY far far away
Current Location: on my ass
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: southpaw
Your Heritage: i'm a mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike cross
Your Weakness: pretty women
Your Fears: pretty women
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage&pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: meet 50,000 new friends
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: DAMN!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: cant say on here
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: my misspent youth
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island iced
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yuck no
Do you Swear: f..@k no
Do you Sing: well I think i can
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: many many times
Do you want to go to College: again
Do you want to get Married: again
Do you belive in yourself: who else is gonna?
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i'm moving
Do you think you are Attractive: of course
Are you a Health Freak: not a fanatic
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: i wish i would have kept up those piano lessons
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: do prescriptions count?????
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope (hate them)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no,but fished with
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: i dont get dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: what a STUPID question
Ever been called a Tease: guys dont tease
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: saving someone else
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: do i have to grow up?
What country would you most like to Visit: Hawaii.....j/k australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: any color in the visible spectrum
Short or Long Hair: loooong
Height: 5'-5'8"
Weight: 90..`
Best Clothing Style: none,of course
Number of Drugs I have taken: dont go there
Number of CDs I own: 50
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not enough space in here to list
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My Interests

I'm a thrill junkie sounds lame i know ,but anything dangerous, Take the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook! its big and black,what more can i say

I'd like to meet:

. And give a little love to my fav Ho

Television:

SIMPSONS(i'm not talkin jessica or ashley either)well ....maybe jessica.Most Extreme Elimination(i laugh my azz off). Family Guy, History-discovery- science channels(love em)

Books:

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Heroes:

To my mom and dad,they put up with alot,from all us kids.sure they went premature graybut they are both still alive and still together,so i owe them alot.