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Fucking Decker

It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting.

About Me

I play drums. Real good.
Currently for Venison .
I have been known to have extreme bovine encephalophobia and I'm not afraid to admit it.
I am also an extreme oenophile and I have the palate to prove it.
If you want to know more, ask me already! And don't be afraid to use the fridge.

LIVE AT THE ROXY 2/16/007!!

Check out:
Number 6
and
Drunk Acrobat

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My Interests

I am interested in pursuing a long ago promise to myself. (No I won't tell you what it is.) Along that path I have discovered many things which interest me. These interests include, but are not limited to (in order of appearance, mind you): boobs, milk, crying to get my way, saying "NO!" as often as possible, feeling free enough to poop in my own pants, calling jerks 'jerks' to their face, airplanes, cars that go vroooooom!, very sparkley things, very loud things, especially drums, and my own singing voice in that vrooom-y car, sugar and chocolate in all their forms, and, eventually all food and culinary art, travel, especially to other cities, philosophy (if you must know, I am an idealist at heart, a pragmatist at crunch time, an existentialist in my head, and a realist when it comes to dealing with....nothing HA! Take that Sartre!), books of all shapes and sizes (even though they all seem to come in the same shape), I am a huge oenophile (and if you don't know what that means, then look it up!), all music interests me, whether or not I enjoy it is quite something else, however, performing music is by far the greatest experience to be had, second only to skydiving, (and for those of you wondering, yes, sex is next on that list) finally, I found that I am interested in teaching kids how to create chaos.

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

DISCLAIMER: A work in progress....
My own music is my favorite, but few ever hear it, unless you find me at a piano alone.
I have played with many kick ass bands and I am currently working on a few new projects Venison is the only one named as yet. Check out my boys Cage9.
For the sake of a truly avid reader, I will post as many names as I can mention right now, but I cannot hope to do justice to my musical tastes with a list of bands. Anyway, here it is (in no particular order): Incubus, Foo Fighters, Muse, Ray LaMontagne, Tool, King Crimson, Soundgarden, Jane's Addiction, RHCP, AC, Dead, Phish, Bela Fleck, Edgar Meyer, DMB, Allmans, U2, Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, Pantera, Motley Crue, Frank Sinatra, The Beatles, Tom Petty, Lou Reed, Beethoven, Stravinsky, Rossini, Rachmaninoff, Tchaikovsky, Charlie Parker, Thelonious Monk, Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, John Lee Hooker, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, David Bowie, Coldplay, Oasis, Jackson 5, Little Richard, Elvis, James Brown, Tower of Power, The Blues Brothers, Cab Calloway, Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, The Who, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Adam Green, Ben Folds, Portishead, Mr. Bungle, Flogging Mollys, Sex Pistols, Misfits, Parliament Funkadelic, Gorillaz, Roots, Groove Armada, BT, Outkast, Kanye West, Digital Underground, Tupac, NWA, Public Enemy, Johnny Cash, Peter Gabriel, Jellyfish, Dillinger Escape Plan, Doors, Cream, Clapton, I can't go on, maybe soon I'll add to this list.
(addendum to list) LOCAL BANDS!-Four Star Youth, Less Than Zero, Daqybreak ends, Depswa, Vayden, Boy Hits Car, Flowbis, Floater 6, Drunk Acrobat, Circle Gets The Square, Hydrovibe, Schwarzenegger, The Sucker Punch Crowd, No.6, Aura, Buffy, Will Champlin, The Mirrors, 286, Porterville, Porcelain, Ringside, RD, RPM, Outlett, Minibar, Trail Driver, Greg Johnson, Lauren Barrett(list also to be continued....)
And....bands who were awesome but nobody ever heard of, and they don't exist anymore...:The Mayan Loons, Cybins Path, Thieves, 128 Colombia Projects, Fat Buddha, First Kiss, Who's The Fat Guy?, Spooge Puba, Reckless Eyeball, Foma, J.Haze and the Fungi, Elephant, Pivot

Movies:

Anything with Christopher Walken. Also, I have reluctantly become a fan of Ryan Reynold's movies, F'in HILARIOUS! I can't say that I haven't liked a Ben Stiller movie either, but if you insist on titles...
The Blues Brothers, Shawshank Redemption, Better off Dead, Snatch, Slackers, Super Troopers, Saw, Battle Royal, Suicide Club, The Ring, King Kong, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Weather Man, Matchstick Men, (these last two despite my undying hate of Nick Cage) Murder By Death, The Fugitive, LOTR, New Hope, Empire, and Jedi, Tron, Dune, Blue Velvet, Ray, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Batman Begins, X and X2(to be updated irregularly)

Television:

DEXTER!! , Lost, The Sheild, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Smallville, Twin Peaks, Band of Brothers, Family Guy, South Park, Seinfeld, Simpsons,
and NOT watching other people play video games!

Books:

Ishmael, The Story of B, The Sparrow, Children of God, Angels and Demons, The Death Gate Cycle, The Black Company, It, The Stand, The Dark Half (most Stephen King), A brief History of Time, Black Holes and Baby Universes, all Poe, Siddhartha, Ilium, The Alchemist, The Dirt, DaVinci Code, Imajica, Wheel of Time, Dune, Eyes of the Dragon, Drumming at the Edge of Magic, On the Road, Breakfast of Champions, Cats Cradle (pretty much all Vonnegut, too) Robert Frost.

Heroes:

The only one I know who is loved by all and lives according to his own rules, my Ramses: (I miss you, Buddy.)
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My Blog

Sleep...

...does not come easilyeyes wide awake at nightthink of what could feasiblybecome of each separate thoughtdreaming in vivid colorliving what may never beall in your mind, you seeon the brink of awaren...
Posted by Fucking Decker on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:28:00 PST

The ROAD

Over the past few weeks I've had the rare opportunity of having one of my life dreams pursued and accomplished (although it isn't done yet.) Since I was a kid, I've only ever wanted to travel the worl...
Posted by Fucking Decker on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:19:00 PST

My job is fucking cool as shit!

Ok, not only do these kids fucking crack me up, they also blow my mind! ...
Posted by Fucking Decker on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 02:10:00 PST

What the fuck IS this?!?!?

Ok, this was above my house tonight, and I want to know what the fuck?
Posted by Fucking Decker on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 12:43:00 PST

Pornstars

Ok, so through random *ahem* activities, I have made a few acquaintances within the adult industry. And to those who wish to see, here they are: Katie Morgan and I   Trina Mary Carey Bri...
Posted by Fucking Decker on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 09:18:00 PST

Like you mean it!

It's time for a new chapter to this story Not that redundancy has taken over Just that even the most resilient flower must wither That in its place another one may thrive All that's taken place become...
Posted by Fucking Decker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST