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Joshus Maximus

About Me

Im not like anyone else you know. I have the most wonderfully wretched sense of humor you've ever seen, heard, or felt dripping down your cheek. I often pay dearly for my intelligence, because it sometimes gets the best of me. I love music, but only if it makes me FEEL something. The only time you'll win an arguement with me is if I let you...and if you have a vagina, you'll probably win most of the time. I love going to the gym at least 3 times a week because there's always hot naked fat dudes in the locker room. The only liquor I dont like is gin or shitty Tequila. I never settle for less. I suprise myself sometimes with the ease at which I can do things others cannot. If I dont know how to do something, I will not stop until Ive mastered it. When I tell stories I always imitate the voices of the people Im telling the story about. I look upon the world slightly differently, but always logically (read the blog "Child Molestors should be Beauty Pageant Judges"). I can't spell worth a damn. I always tell it like it is, even when it could be an awful idea to do so. I believe a great song can change a life. If I care about you, I will never let you down or betray you...unless your friend is cuter (kidding).Id rather leave the rest up to you, however I can say that you will never find anyone who works harder or is more passionate or dedicated to what they believe in or accomplishing their goals...except maybe Ryan Seacrest... assuming what he wants to accomplish is proving to the world he's a total homo with no real talent other than standing there and as previously mentioned proving how gay he is...not that there's anything wrong with that.And now...in summation...Your Mom.AOL IM: kingbuma0 Yahoo IM: fourstaryouth"There Will Be Bud" Best 2girls1cup reaction ever

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 05/03/2006
Band Website: www.myspace.com/fourstaryouth
Band Members: Hitler plays the skin flute and Ghandi plays the tuba
Influences: Alice in Chains, Failure, Thrice, Four Star Youth, Daughters of Mara, Killswitch Engage, Tool, Old Incubus, Portishead, Taproot, Deftones, Chopin, old 36 Crazyfists, Soundgarden, Deftones, Rage Against The Machine, Muse, Lost Prophets, 32 Leaves, Old Sevendust, Nothingface, old Pearl Jam, Oceansize, Depswa, Cage 9, Virgos Merlot, Dr. Dre, Snoop, A Different Self, Silent Civilian, old Radiohead, Temple Of The Dog, Cream, Dredg, old Metallica, Megadeth, Britney Spears, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Comfort for Change, First Chevelle Record, Dark New Day, Chimiara, Helmet, old Korn, STP, Keane, first Coldplay record, Your Mom's Autotuned Queefs, John Mayer (the blues stuff, not the sappy stuff all the hot girls like), Agrokulcher, Led Zeppelin, Pantera, Simon and Garfunkel, Paul McCartney, Billy Talent, CCR, Primus, Second Coming, Better Than Ezra, Days of the New, Hum, Shiner, Boy Hits Car, etcDrugs, Alcohol, Sex, Haloucinagins, Failed Relationships, and evil women are also highly influencialBottom Line, I like emotional stuff that takes musical chances and isn't overproduced pop bullshit.
Sounds Like: someone's having a bad case of the Mooondays.
Record Label: Ez Fo Sheezy My Neezy Trapeezy Records...for life

My Blog

Ed-ga-ma-ka-shun

So I was thinking the other day about how absolutely irrelevant most of our lives are between the ages of 14-18.  Those years, at least as popular culture would have it, are some of the most shaping, ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:21:00 GMT

I have my reasons for alcoholism...

10/13/08 National League Championship Series Dodgers VS Phillies Phils up 2 games to 1 My balls healing nicely -------------------------------I gotta admit, I haven't questions many of Joe Torre's mov...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:10:00 GMT

Music for them...or music for me?

Life can be a challenging thing.  Now that Four Star Youth as a band is over and done with, I've seen something I created from scratch 2 and a half years ago ascend to heights I didn't believe it...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:37:00 GMT

Previously hidden emotional stupidity exposed! Thank You Myspace...

    Here's the deal:  Some people really piss me off.  Shocking right?  I'm sure alot of people piss you off too.  But typically my resentment is based more on disap...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:09:00 GMT

It kind of sucks when your dick pops out of your pants on a busy street

I live across the street from a liquor store, which is both magically convienient and tragic at the same time.  Last night the pangs of hunger were growing far too loud to ignore, and my apparent...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:31:00 GMT

And now, a big Fuck You to the Catholic Church

Stupidity takes alot of forms.  It can be that kid who sat in the back of your 6th grade class picking his nose and drooling all over his desk, or perhaps it could be the guy who decides that fuc...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:54:00 GMT

Why Women Should Not Ever Enter The Workforce.

    Ok ok ok...there are two kinds of women that will respond to this type of thinking:  1) I am a women and I am equal to any man! I should be given the opportunity to work alongs...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:07:00 GMT

10/23/07 Shittiest Day Ever

       This was the kind of day that strikes fear into the hearts of Freedom Fighters in Darfur.  The kind of day where human stupidity is spotlighted like a fucking real...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:40:00 GMT

talking shit

how much does it suck when run to the bathroom as fast as you can, sit down, feel completely accomplished because you made it without having an accident, then look over and see no fucking toilet paper...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:33:00 GMT

Public Fucking Bathrooms

What about public bathrooms makes some men turn into goddamn zoo animals?  Why can't I go in to a stall without 5 different shades of yellow urine  all over the damn seat and the floor? Why ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:12:00 GMT