Kim Kardashian, really? |
Somebody please tell this girl that being famous is not a prerequisite to get into porn, because I don't think she gets it. Apparently, Kim thinks you need a reality TV show before you can break into ...
Posted by Time Machines For Sale on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:16:00 PST |
T-Pain’s Bartender lyrics... I don’t no why but I’m fascinated by them. |
Yeah...Uh-Huh...Yeah...Yeah...
Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club (so I went to the club)Put on a fresh white suit in a Mini coupe sitting on dubs (sitting on dubs)I'm just looking...
Posted by Time Machines For Sale on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:58:00 PST |
Netflix!!! |
My first Netflix came to my office today and I felt like the kid in your elementary class who's parents brought them McDonalds while every other kid was stuck with lunchables and juice boxes... a...
Posted by Time Machines For Sale on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:31:00 PST |
Viper Room/Apple Bar SXSW pics |
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Posted by Time Machines For Sale on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:41:00 PST |
Girls with nipple rings... |
Maybe it's just me, but when I see a girl with a nipple ring(s) I think to myself, "I wonder how many biker dudes this chick has slept with?", and that's pretty much a deal breaker.
Posted by Time Machines For Sale on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:22:00 PST |
People who give the Peace Sign when having their picture taken... |
This is unacceptable and I will no longer tolerate it. There is no reason on earth that every picture of you requires you to make the "Peace Sign". The only thing this behavior achieves is letting me ...
Posted by Time Machines For Sale on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 04:14:00 PST |
Hey buttholes... stop killing dolphins & stop being buttholes |
Dolphins kill sharks... I hate sharks... which means I like dolphins. I don't condone the killing of dolphins or sharks, I say it's better to let them duke it out.I understand this practice had it's p...
Posted by Time Machines For Sale on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:06:00 PST |
Sundays are good for... |
eating peanut butter and bananna sandwiches and drinking way too much red wine.
Posted by Time Machines For Sale on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 07:51:00 PST |
sometimes i feel like this |
especially today...
By: Nathan Spore
Title: It Was No Suprise
Posted by Time Machines For Sale on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 02:59:00 PST |
