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Chris

The Lord of the Dance

About Me

I'm a mild-mannered special ed teacher by day and indie filmmaker by night.

I'm currently producing and directing Insomniac, a feature length film based on a screenplay I started writing in 1997-98.We expect to wrap principal photography in Spring/Summer '06, and have the film complete come the fall festivals.For more information, check out the Insomniac Blog .

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My Interests

Movies, Music, Guns, Pornography, Food/Wine Hats of Meat

I'd like to meet:

An orphan nymphomaniac supermodel who owns a liquor store and a Ferrari dealership.

Music:

I listen to damn near everything. Too much good stuff out there to limit yourself to one thing.

Movies:

Far too numerous to list. I'm a fan of Kubrick, Scorsese, Tarantino, and Sergio Leone for starters.

Television:


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Books:

Henry Miller, Michael Crichton, and Stephen King. Mostly non-fiction books about indie filmmaking.

Heroes:

Hugh Hefner, Bishop Don "Magic" Juan

My Blog

Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe

I found this one online, and it looks awesome. Too good not to share.***Ingredients: 1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten 2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3 3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite 4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow tr...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:07:00 PST

2006 Razorback Poster

I saw this posted on a message board, and wanted to preserve it for posterity: ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:27:00 PST

C-Span Classic

Not unlike your average American, I am faced with the twofold problem of not making enough money and carrying a rather significant amount of debt. That being said, it makes sense to me to figure out w...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST

Chuck Norris

I was reading old posts on a message board, and found these. I know they're kind of played out at this point, but I don't care. If you've got a problem with this, expect a roundhouse kick to the face:...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:21:00 PST

Alliteration

Peter's Proficiency at Publishing Prose Poetry and Printing Paper Political Pamphlets Purloined Plenty of Personal Praise for Peter, who then Put up a Poster, Purchased a Pepperoni, Pork, and Pepperon...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 09:36:00 PST

Imagery...

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two othersides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances likeunderpants in a tumble d...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:01:00 PST

www.cigarettefestival.com

Last night at my bowling league night, I was in the process of trying to enjoy my popcorn chicken, draft beer, and Jalapeno poppers, but it was a little bit tough because we were bowling the weirdest ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 07:24:00 PST

Chris is Serious

From a bulletin: Hello Myspacers. This is Tom. I wanted to inform all of you that I will be deleting thousands of myspaces next week. I don't know if you have noticed, but many times when you try to a...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 02:47:00 PST

Drum Solo

I actually have a gig at the end of the month, sitting in with a friend's band, and so I'm putting in some time knocking the dust off my chops. I videotaped myself practicing last night, and am kind...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:54:00 PST

A night at the Professor Bowl

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Posted by Chris on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 03:45:00 PST