- My family.
- My friends.
- Going to gigs .
- Playing football.
- Watching football.
- Playing my guitar... with the amp up REALLY loud :P.
- People who are random, they brighten everything up.
- People who are happy, for the same reason.
- Music that involves INSTRUMENTS, namely Rock, Punk, Metal, Ska, Reggae, err... and then Jazz, Blues etc etc etc it takes TALENT to play these kinds of music.
- Skiing.
- Canada.
- Food.
- School.
- Hugs.
- Sunny days
- Stand Up Comedy, Ed Byrne, Russell Howard, Dara O'Braian, Andrew Maxwell, Russell Brand, Lenny Henry, Bill Bailey, Peter Kay, Frankie Boyle, Mark Watson, Jimmy Carr etc etc
- Genuine people
- Going round Adam's house at lunch with Dave, Jewish, Tina, Girly etc
Here are a few things I Dislike...
- Guys, even bald guys, that don't use shampoo. For some reason that pisses me off.
- People that cross their arms, but without crossing them. They just fold one OVER the other. One hand grabs a rib, the other, an elbow. If you have ever done this in a photo, I hope you are happy with yourself.
- Guys who say "bro" AND "dude". I think a choice needs to be made here.
- Tall guys on the front row of anything, unless I am not paying attention to what it is they are watching.
- Short girls BEHIND tall guys that complain about not being able to see, instead of moving to a less vertically challenged spot.
- People that work in the food industry, but think they are meteorologists.
- People who climb things for no reason.
- Waiters that sit down at the table with you while taking your order.
- People in their mid twenties that still hate someone they haven't seen since secondary school.
- Myself when I say stupid shit.
- Dentists. They really need to sort themselves out, they shine REALLY bright lights in people's eyes simply because the world hates them. And why do they all own Saabs? I have a feeling that that it's because Saabs have reclining seats with really bright lights above them...
- De caff coffee. It defeats the point of coffee, I hate it.
- Footballs that don't quite have enough air to bounce right, but do have enough to look inviting to those who like to bounce balls.... (See what I did there?)
- Back hair. That stuff is disgusting, especially when it gets to the point where it looks like a doormat.
- Eminem. The world has had enough Eminem. He sounds like a twelve year old girl on helium. I would much rather listen to a parrot on its way to the moon. Why would anyone name themselves after a type of sweet anyway?
- Psychics that ask for your name. They are obvious fakes.
- People who think they are vampires. They need to realise that they are not mythical creatures with pathetic eastern European accents and bad halitosis, which have irrational fears for garlic and crucifixes. Those people piss me off.
- Chavs. Why people want to dress like twats (hardly fashion gurus are they?), talk like they're from Harlem and listen to people rap about sex when they obviously not getting any defeats me. Maybe looking repulsive to all but the dumbest members of the opposite sex, and the same sex for that matter, gives them a sense of power or self – importance, but what they don’t realize that it just means that everyone thinks that they are going to be mugged or happy slapped by them, what a great impression this gives to society. The old women are quaking in their boots.
- Fast food. Think about it, you are eating from a BUCKET, now, I'm guessing that if someone came up to you with a trough and said "yeahh, here's your order, reconstituted, reclaimed, fatty, disease-ridden, spastic chicken corpses, coated in semen and bread crumbs... would you like fries with that?" you would tell them to fuck off. It's the same in Maccy D's and KFC etc etc etc. The only difference is that you're buying it over a counter and eating from a cardboard bucket and they haven't told you how they made the chicken nuggets. nice. Maybe they sell their food in a bucket so there's something to be sick in once you've eaten the trash they sold you...
- WhEn PpL TyPe LyK DiS... WHY? Do the people who do that realise that it's pointless, stupid and virtually illegible? oh, and the text language (txt lyk dat etc) is ridiculous too, you spend twice as long trying to understand what's been written as you would if the whole thing was in standard English.
- Racisim
Some great quotes:
"MR PEPPER!? YOU WANNA FIGHT?" - Dave N
Me: What's up, Jewish?
Jewish: Trousers.
"Who's Dave Grohl? Is he in our year?" - I don't remember who said that...
Tonia: "Biggin's gone to visit Auschwitz? Where's that?"
Me: "It's a concentration camp in Poland."
Tonia: "A concentration camp? a camp to concentrate in, for concentrating?"
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Calum
Birthday: 14th Dec
Birthplace: Lancaster
Current Location: My house
Eye Color: Grey/Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Part English, part Scottish, part Austrian
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Vans
Your Weakness: errrrr... I suck at tiddlywinks...
Your Fears: hmmmm well I don'y like heights, I guess anything that's life-threatening...
Your Perfect Pizza: Any, so long im not allergic to it! im not fussy!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to do well in 6th form.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, kk, haha, yeh
Thoughts First Waking Up: I WANT TO SLEEP!
Your Best Physical Feature: ... eyes? smile?
Your Bedtime: When I'm sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: I'm not sure, my registrations with my old tutor group were cool.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke every time.
MacDonalds or Burger King: fast food is gross.
Single or Group Dates: errr... single dates...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: hmmm... i like both.
Do you Smoke: nay, that would be a bad idea.
Do you Swear: sometimes, when I'm angry.
Do you Sing: I try.
Do you Shower Daily: Yep.
Have you Been in Love: nay sure.
Do you want to go to College: Well uni yeah, but those debts aren't very appealling
Do you want to get Married: Yeh.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not very much.
Do you think you are Attractive: errrr... I would hope so!
Are you a Health Freak: hmmmmm I dunno.
Do you get along with your Parents: Very well.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Well, it does piss me off that they stop you from using ALL electrical items, but yeah.
Do you play an Instrument: Classical & electric Guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah.
In the past month have you Smoked: nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: That would also be a really bad idea.
In the past month have you been on Stage: nay.
In the past month have you been Dumped: nay.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nay.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nay.
Ever been Drunk: yeah.
Ever been called a Tease: yeah probably.
Ever been Beaten up: nope.
Ever Shoplifted: nope.
How do you want to Die:
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: errrr I have a few ideas... why is this section called "how do you want to die?"
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: errrr... blue or brown... eye colour isn't that important.
Favourite Hair Color: errr... I don't really have any hair colour preferance.
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: My height or shorter.
Weight: errrr average... so long as they aren't freakishly skinny or overweight.
Best Clothing Style: anything non-chav & non-goth & non-ghetto wannabe.
Number of Drugs I have taken: none. I don't get why this question is in this section.
Number of CDs I own: Way too many to count.
Number of Piercings: none.
Number of Tattoos: none.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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.. You scored as Skater. Your A Skater!
Skater
75%
Rocker, Mosher
70%
Trendy
45%
Emo
40%
Prepy
35%
Goth
25%
Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev
20%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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You scored as Outgoing. You outgoing and you have a very friendly personality.
Outgoing
88%
Nice
81%
Immature
75%
Fun
69%
Dramatic
25%
Shy
13%
mean
0%
what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)
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