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About Me

Hey, I'm Calum, there isn't much to say, so i'll just write some random (un)interesting stuff about me, here goes:My name is Calum, I go to guilsborough school, which I enjoy simply because most of my mates go there. I'm almost always happy, mainly cause there's pretty much no reason for me to be otherwise. That's about all there is to say.Here are a few things i like...
- My family.
- My friends.
- Going to gigs .
- Playing football.
- Watching football.
- Playing my guitar... with the amp up REALLY loud :P.
- People who are random, they brighten everything up.
- People who are happy, for the same reason.
- Music that involves INSTRUMENTS, namely Rock, Punk, Metal, Ska, Reggae, err... and then Jazz, Blues etc etc etc it takes TALENT to play these kinds of music.
- Skiing.
- Canada.
- Food.
- School.
- Hugs.
- Sunny days
- Stand Up Comedy, Ed Byrne, Russell Howard, Dara O'Braian, Andrew Maxwell, Russell Brand, Lenny Henry, Bill Bailey, Peter Kay, Frankie Boyle, Mark Watson, Jimmy Carr etc etc
- Genuine people
- Going round Adam's house at lunch with Dave, Jewish, Tina, Girly etc
Here are a few things I Dislike...
- Guys, even bald guys, that don't use shampoo. For some reason that pisses me off.
- People that cross their arms, but without crossing them. They just fold one OVER the other. One hand grabs a rib, the other, an elbow. If you have ever done this in a photo, I hope you are happy with yourself.
- Guys who say "bro" AND "dude". I think a choice needs to be made here.
- Tall guys on the front row of anything, unless I am not paying attention to what it is they are watching.
- Short girls BEHIND tall guys that complain about not being able to see, instead of moving to a less vertically challenged spot.
- People that work in the food industry, but think they are meteorologists.
- People who climb things for no reason.
- Waiters that sit down at the table with you while taking your order.
- People in their mid twenties that still hate someone they haven't seen since secondary school.
- Myself when I say stupid shit.
- Dentists. They really need to sort themselves out, they shine REALLY bright lights in people's eyes simply because the world hates them. And why do they all own Saabs? I have a feeling that that it's because Saabs have reclining seats with really bright lights above them...
- De caff coffee. It defeats the point of coffee, I hate it.
- Footballs that don't quite have enough air to bounce right, but do have enough to look inviting to those who like to bounce balls.... (See what I did there?)
- Back hair. That stuff is disgusting, especially when it gets to the point where it looks like a doormat.
- Eminem. The world has had enough Eminem. He sounds like a twelve year old girl on helium. I would much rather listen to a parrot on its way to the moon. Why would anyone name themselves after a type of sweet anyway?
- Psychics that ask for your name. They are obvious fakes.
- People who think they are vampires. They need to realise that they are not mythical creatures with pathetic eastern European accents and bad halitosis, which have irrational fears for garlic and crucifixes. Those people piss me off.
- Chavs. Why people want to dress like twats (hardly fashion gurus are they?), talk like they're from Harlem and listen to people rap about sex when they obviously not getting any defeats me. Maybe looking repulsive to all but the dumbest members of the opposite sex, and the same sex for that matter, gives them a sense of power or self – importance, but what they don’t realize that it just means that everyone thinks that they are going to be mugged or happy slapped by them, what a great impression this gives to society. The old women are quaking in their boots.
- Fast food. Think about it, you are eating from a BUCKET, now, I'm guessing that if someone came up to you with a trough and said "yeahh, here's your order, reconstituted, reclaimed, fatty, disease-ridden, spastic chicken corpses, coated in semen and bread crumbs... would you like fries with that?" you would tell them to fuck off. It's the same in Maccy D's and KFC etc etc etc. The only difference is that you're buying it over a counter and eating from a cardboard bucket and they haven't told you how they made the chicken nuggets. nice. Maybe they sell their food in a bucket so there's something to be sick in once you've eaten the trash they sold you...
- WhEn PpL TyPe LyK DiS... WHY? Do the people who do that realise that it's pointless, stupid and virtually illegible? oh, and the text language (txt lyk dat etc) is ridiculous too, you spend twice as long trying to understand what's been written as you would if the whole thing was in standard English.
- Racisim
Some great quotes:
"MR PEPPER!? YOU WANNA FIGHT?" - Dave N
Me: What's up, Jewish?
Jewish: Trousers.
"Who's Dave Grohl? Is he in our year?" - I don't remember who said that...
Tonia: "Biggin's gone to visit Auschwitz? Where's that?"
Me: "It's a concentration camp in Poland."
Tonia: "A concentration camp? a camp to concentrate in, for concentrating?"
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Calum
Birthday: 14th Dec
Birthplace: Lancaster
Current Location: My house
Eye Color: Grey/Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Part English, part Scottish, part Austrian
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Vans
Your Weakness: errrrr... I suck at tiddlywinks...
Your Fears: hmmmm well I don'y like heights, I guess anything that's life-threatening...
Your Perfect Pizza: Any, so long im not allergic to it! im not fussy!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to do well in 6th form.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, kk, haha, yeh
Thoughts First Waking Up: I WANT TO SLEEP!
Your Best Physical Feature: ... eyes? smile?
Your Bedtime: When I'm sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: I'm not sure, my registrations with my old tutor group were cool.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke every time.
MacDonalds or Burger King: fast food is gross.
Single or Group Dates: errr... single dates...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: hmmm... i like both.
Do you Smoke: nay, that would be a bad idea.
Do you Swear: sometimes, when I'm angry.
Do you Sing: I try.
Do you Shower Daily: Yep.
Have you Been in Love: nay sure.
Do you want to go to College: Well uni yeah, but those debts aren't very appealling
Do you want to get Married: Yeh.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not very much.
Do you think you are Attractive: errrr... I would hope so!
Are you a Health Freak: hmmmmm I dunno.
Do you get along with your Parents: Very well.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Well, it does piss me off that they stop you from using ALL electrical items, but yeah.
Do you play an Instrument: Classical & electric Guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah.
In the past month have you Smoked: nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: That would also be a really bad idea.
In the past month have you been on Stage: nay.
In the past month have you been Dumped: nay.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nay.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nay.
Ever been Drunk: yeah.
Ever been called a Tease: yeah probably.
Ever been Beaten up: nope.
Ever Shoplifted: nope.
How do you want to Die:
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: errrr I have a few ideas... why is this section called "how do you want to die?"
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: errrr... blue or brown... eye colour isn't that important.
Favourite Hair Color: errr... I don't really have any hair colour preferance.
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: My height or shorter.
Weight: errrr average... so long as they aren't freakishly skinny or overweight.
Best Clothing Style: anything non-chav & non-goth & non-ghetto wannabe.
Number of Drugs I have taken: none. I don't get why this question is in this section.
Number of CDs I own: Way too many to count.
Number of Piercings: none.
Number of Tattoos: none.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
.. You scored as Skater. Your A Skater!

Skater


75%

Rocker, Mosher


70%

Trendy


45%

Emo


40%

Prepy


35%

Goth


25%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


20%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
created with QuizFarm.comi disagree with the test, i dont even own a skate board...
You scored as Outgoing. You outgoing and you have a very friendly personality.

Outgoing


88%

Nice


81%

Immature


75%

Fun


69%

Dramatic


25%

Shy


13%

mean


0%
what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)
created with QuizFarm.comWOOO!! im outgoing & nice!!.. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Music, playing guitar, football/soccer, girls, other shizzle...

I'd like to meet:

loadsa ppl!! my favourite bands, i'd love to meet them all!! John Frusciante, Flea... in fact the whole of the Red Hot Chili Peppers... Green Day, Autopilot Off, Jimmy Eat World i could go on...

adopt your own virtual pet!
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Music:

I'll listen to anything that involves INSTRUMENTS, that means no Drum & Bass, R'n'B or Rap, bar one or two exceptions. I love the following bands...
22 Jacks
AC/DC
AFI
Alkaline Trio
American Hi - Fi
AUTOPILOT OFF
Atreyu
Avenged Sevenfold
Bad Religion
Blink 182
Blur
Bob Marley
Bullet For My Valentine
Bullets & Octane
Bowling For Soup
CKY
Crossfade
Coheed & Cambria
Default
Dirty Pretty Things
Elemeno P
FEEDER
Finger Eleven
Foo Fighters
GOB
Goodnight Nurse
Goldfinger
GREEN DAY
Guns 'n' Roses
Hoobastank
Hawthorne Heights
INME
JIMMY EAT WORLD
Jane's Addiction
Jack Johnson
KT Tunstall
Led Zeppelin
Less Than Jake
LostProphets
Motion City Soundtrack
Muse
Me First & The Gimme Gimmes
The Matches
The Mascara Story
NOFX
October Fall
The Offspring
The Only Ones
Queen
The Ramones
Rancid
Razorlight
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
Reel Big Fish
Rise Against
STEREOPHONICS
Story Of The Year
Sugarcult
Sum 41
Taking Back Sunday
Tenacious D
Third Eye Blind
Thrice
Trivium
Taking The Fall (NZ)
Taking The Fall (USA)
U2
The Used
Weird Al Yankovich
Yellowcard
Zebrahead
JEEZ!! thats alot of bands! & magically alphabetical! i also like all my mate's bands: Corinna Jane, State Of Affairs, Optimus Prime etc
The Chilis... fucking quality... Flea worries me in this video though..... width="425" height="350" ..
and the stereophonics here... awesome band this is Dakota live at Live 8 in Hyde Park... .. width="425" height="350" ..i do like trivium, but this is just waaaay too funny..... width="425" height="350" ..
This is InMe, awesome band, this is Faster The Chase live at the London Astoria... .. width="425" height="350" ..
Here's some avenged sevenfold, also live
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and of course... Feeder, this is them at Reading 2006, this is Just A Day
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Movies:

Lord of the Rings
Million Dollar Baby
Saving Private Ryan
Scary Movie
Dodgeball
Shrek 1 & 2
Schindler's List
Kingdom Of Heaven
Toy Story
The Matrix
Without A Paddle
The Incredibles
Love Actually
Mississippi Burning
Tenacious D & The Pick Of Destiny
Enemy Of The State

Television:

anything funny :-PThis is Mock The Week, the best thing on TV at the moment
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Books:

J.R.R Tolkein (Lord Of The Rings, The Hobbit)
Bill Bryson (All his travel books)
Anthony Horowitz (The Alex Rider books)
John Grisham (The Broker)
Dan Brown (The Da Vinci Code)
Mark Haddon (The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time)
Phillip Pullman (The Dark Materials)
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Heroes:

Anyone who's saved me from the evil clutches of something bad... and these people, who are AMAZING - without these people I, err... don't know what I'd do... These people rock! Corinna, Sami, Biggin, Claire B, Luci, Ollie, Sade, Flic, Sam G, Jack G, Jack R, Dave I'A, Colleen, Jewish, Tina, Anna G, Anna in NZ (that's you Lil'Kid!), Dan, Meas, Squidge, Dave/George N, German, Andy and my cousins Tom & Jacob... that's about it...
Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a 9
your best quality is youre a sweetheart
your worst quality is you feel lonely sometimes
this is because youre unique

My Blog

why the hell can't i put pics on this thing!?!?!

ok this is pissin me off no end, the god damn site isnt lettin me put any pics on!?!!? WHY!?!?!!? i swear to god im guna break something if i dont sort this damn thing out!!! thank you for your time!!...
Posted by Calum on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:40:00 PST