My New Husband

  Okok, so I'm getting sick of those Arab people adding me on msn...so I got this one guy who added me and made up some story about being an actress called Lolita or somethingI don't actually kno...
Posted by laila. on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 02:14:00 PST

My Future

I'm a ninja I don't think many people realise it But I am I also aspire to kidnap Chuck Norris But I know that is just a dream Because nobody can kidnap Chuck Norris I mean geez, there is no theory of...
Posted by laila. on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:02:00 PST

shit of the day

Ok, here is what I was thinking of last night...If God created all the animals...what happened to the dinosaurs?I think I'm onto somethingMaybe I should publish a book and call it The Laila Code:Unrav...
Posted by laila. on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:49:00 PST

My Skilled Dancing

...enjoy My skilled intperetation of a flower growing through emotional dance outside the optometrists: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjtFHbwyAr8 My advertising campaign for the best glases shop...F...
Posted by laila. on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 06:11:00 PST

Brad Pitt

I hate the Subway guyIt's as simple as that...He stands there acting as though Subways has changed his life, but seriously...I would rather date the fat version of him...Obviously Subway affects your ...
Posted by laila. on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:18:00 PST

THOSE kinda guys...

Yes, we have all had a run-in with them before, I am talking about the one and only boom-box-car-try-hards...I first came across them in primary school, causing much conflict to my life...Yes, you hav...
Posted by laila. on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:01:00 PST

Don't Wear White Bikinis

Or light coloured bikinis...This is a piece of information that my FRIENDS should have given me AGES ago....Sadly, they didn't and I had to learn this small fact of life the HARD way...It all started ...
Posted by laila. on Sun, 14 May 2006 08:31:00 PST