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Only Jew King

I Like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

About Me

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I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists. They could be fascist anarchists; it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

My Interests

Parties, computers, tunes and Mr. J Daniels.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who actually likes WKD Red, George Bush (I'd happy-slap him for you too!), the rest of Yellowcard, someone who wants to give me money, Major Richard Winters, the GUY who invented physics cos they were REALLY clever!I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Music:

Greenday, Yellowcard, Feeder, Jimmy Eat World, Fall Out Boy, Queen, AC/DC, The All-American Rejects, The Killers, Kaiser Chiefs, The Bravery, Blink 182, Autopilot Off, David Bowie, The Beatles, Elvis, Lostprophets, MXPX, Rancid, YELLOWCARD! etc...

Movies:

Anything made by/involving John Hughes, Bill & Ted's Bogus Adventures, Can't Hardly Wait, MONTY PYTHON!, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke (and some other animes kthx to Jammy!), Sin City, The Matrix, American Pie, Jim Carry movies, Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings, etc...

Television:

Skins, Band of Brothers, Family Guy, Futurama, Malcolm in the Middle, The Simpsons, Friends, Scrubs, Viva La Bam, MTV, Playboy (lol), Paramount Comedy, stuff like that...

Books:

The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, (NERD BOOKS :p!) Loads more just can't remember them atm.

Heroes:

War veterens, Barney Calhoun, Dark Chocolate Digestives, Thomas Alva Edison (Electricity guy), Banksy, Aragorn, Emma Measures, Dave Noble, ClaireBoneham, My big sis, .clan-neon', Napolean Dynamite

My Blog

Today was a day just like any other

So today, I didn't do much at school but did loads at work. I liek getting paid. I like Jack's Mannequin too. Shame he had to get cancer.Gotta get Chrstmas holidays off at work but aparently they suck...
Posted by Only Jew King on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 05:31:00 PST

I fail at life

I don't have many skills that I can think of that would be useful in my future. I mean, I know how to breath, but the ability to do useful stuff that will get me other stuff. Or even useful stuff that...
Posted by Only Jew King on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:02:00 PST

Ill

So today I have a fucking temperature. I can't seem to shift this crappy flu. I did shit loads of work all bank holiday weekend so I had monday to myself then I wake up Monday feeling like crap. Then ...
Posted by Only Jew King on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:25:00 PST

Fucking Lottery

I didn't win the lottery AGAIN. Pissing thing. I don't think I ever will. I never win stuff. The most I ever got was a Rolo T-Shirt, not that sweet ass Mini One. I could've used the car more than that...
Posted by Only Jew King on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 02:29:00 PST

BORED! (I recon at least 30% of all blogs have the same title)

So the moustache idea wasn't so cool, though most MEN would think, initially. I had a sort of look like I was 'about to bomb cos I am an arab' thing going on. Soooooo, I have been myspacing today. As ...
Posted by Only Jew King on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:00:00 PST

Moustache

So today I decided I'd see how far I'd get growing a moustache over easter. Manly? Anyways, just gonna chillax (I use tht word in most of my blogs?), nerd out, party a lil and chillax some more. Shoul...
Posted by Only Jew King on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:05:00 PST

Still not sure if anyone reads these?

I am awake and 1am listening to Yellowcard Lights and Sounds and +44 155. Pretty lame huh? Everybosy kept on bangin on about snow aaaaaall fucking day so it better be a white Easter. Met office is giv...
Posted by Only Jew King on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:07:00 PST

Living for the weekend

Good weekend, (does anyone read these blogs? not made one for a while) anyways, I lost some lip, Dave gained some advice and experiance, Calum had some fits but to problems we easily solved, I sawmuch...
Posted by Only Jew King on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:13:00 PST

Uninteresting day again!

I figuered my hayfever is back (f***kers!) I had 2 erman exams and an english. Ultimate Zedage-*zzzzzzzzzzzz*!!!  So I went to sleep in both so it wasn't all bad. Then we all just kinda flaked ou...
Posted by Only Jew King on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 05:04:00 PST