George.
we're wicked good at climbing
my bests
setting off police car sirens. waking up still drunk. staying up late with joe talking about how amazing michael scofield is. listening to loud music whilst driving. driving music. driving in general. 4 shots of after shcok in 4 seconds. falling down a ledge i've just pissed over. lunch trips. ALAN. ultimate frisbe. writing cunt on the back of people's cars that've parked badly. realising we want a pizza at 3 in the morning so ringing every take away company we can get numbers for but always failing. manly sleepovers at petes that results in passing outs major sickness and hearing strangers having sex. getting my trousers put in a fridge. waking up with nail varnish on and a lemon in my boxers. dance off's with strangers in town. engagment annoucments in town, for me and jack. going roadmender in fancy dress. making pizza hut go bankrupt. screaming the lyrics of get low till we can't speak. crime wednesdays. waking up after a night out with wallet phone and shoes. waking up after a night out with money. swearing at my best friends parents. cards on the rooof. ringing most of my phonebook when drunk. 0-60's. staying up till silly o'clock playing stupid games over msn. riding bike drunkenly into cottesbrooke stream. the pellets. manly bike rides, first time several people were ill or passed out from drinking. kawabonga on buses of sleeping people. waking up with pen on my arse. sitting in my room drinking beers watching scrubs instead of "team revision". being ill on cars. putting eggs in joes pockets when hes sleeping. putting butter one joes face when hes sleeping. sawathons. being stars of CCTV. stealing for sale signs. waking up with jack in my bed. or joe. or anyone really. movie maratons. finding random trampolines in buckby at 4 in the morning and bouncing on them. drunk late night walks round buckby. offering bouncers hugs. almost getting thrown out my own party. board games. drunk piggy backs. glens vodka. bringing in the term PUSSY'OLE. saving howard from fighting people at the fitz. driving at manly bike rides. snow days. swimming in canals. todd pissing himself. pancake parties. getting drunk on school trips, extremely drunk. drinking 21 juice. eating things for money. shouting out car windows. honking peoples horns. being the only guy out in town. watching a good chum wank in the middle of the street who then passes out in my bedroom naked. dressing up. the fish at NB's. being a G.I.M.P.S. putting banana's in calums boxers. going into school in what i've worn the pervious night. not remembering full parties. being on top of the world, well wales. not knowing how i got home the night before. festivals, the people at festivals. having carlsberg for breakfast. accidently doing acid. taking pint glasses. wearing aviators. being in matilda. the guy that hangs out in the toilets of NB's. breaking chugs front door. earning the nick names "drunken george" "party george" "vodka george" "smokey george" "non smokey george". getting thrown out NB's for pulling my own pint. the greeting i get when i arrive late to a party. stealing ball photos. getting caught stealing ball photos. being called an arsehole by an old lady for stealing ball photos. putting banana's in calums boxers. staying up till 4 watching the rocky's. putting sofa's on car roofs. ED's room/house. mixing vodka with anything and everything. jagerbombs. stealing mellow signs. multiple crusies. drag races in tesco. mario kart. indoor french cricket. stealing subway stickers. running claire over. overtaking jenna twice, in the same trip. bollard overtakes on adam. tooting. pizza on matilda. late night bus depoing. sitting in unlocked jags. climbing walls into music schools. overtakes on corners. in yard la. beating claire at vodka off's. when alex has free texts. taking whole billboards. giving cars hats. jd and coke with breakfast. CHUG THING. Mr. GC. YOU WHAT YOU WHAT. you fucking what. cold spagetti hoops. passing out at 8. ibis piss. free casino bets. the shakes. holly disposal. morrinov. cheesecake. overtaking joe and chug twice in one trip. and newquay was alright.
my worsts
paying for ketchup in a place of food
vegetarians that eat fake meat
fucking media
