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About Me

I'm an asshole. Seriously. Go ahead and ask anyone who knows me. I triple-dog dare you. Jerk. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

I go to the dog park a lot 'cuz I don't really need to talk to people. I just grunt, nod, smile and what not.

I'd like to meet:

One person who is way cooler than me and a bunch of people who are not nearly as cool as me so that I can feel really good about myself... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Please, I'll take two.

Movies:

Mean Girls, The Sound of Music, Freaky Friday, When Harry met Sally, Herbie Goes Bananas, It's a Wonderful Life, Sleepless in Seattle, 13 Going on 30, The Shaggy Dog, The Brady Bunch Movie, etc.

Television:

I watch The Sopranos

Heroes:

Oskar Schindler, Mahatma Ghandi, John Coltrane(if, A Love Supreme, doesn't make you cry you probably don't have a soul. Sorry, that's just the way it is.). Anyone who happily gives more than they get.

My Blog

Mean Muggin'

Ashley can't do it.I tried to teach her.It didn't work.Look at the comments below, you'll see what I'm sayin'.
Posted by Master Yoda on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:46:00 PST

Reason 3.0

I just got Reason 3.0 last night. Way pumped I must say. I just put together a long outburst of noises, some might call it a song.That's all for now.-Nooches-
Posted by Master Yoda on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:29:00 PST

Revision to the survey below

I felt that I must revise my survey in the blog below just a little bit.I now have a pet. A little princess of a girl named Jezebelle. She's an American Pit Bull Terrier.Animal is now Pit Bull followe...
Posted by Master Yoda on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 06:10:00 PST

For your information...

[Marital Status]I'll get married sometime in the next 20 years, or not.[Shoe size]10[Parents still together]yup[Siblings]don't like to admit it but yup... just playin' I love my sisters...to death.[Pe...
Posted by Master Yoda on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 04:11:00 PST

You are all VERY SPECIAL!!!!

I just felt bad about that whole Fuck everyone thing. Have a nice day!!
Posted by Master Yoda on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 02:02:00 PST

Bjork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am listening to the new Bjork record right now and it is GREAT! Everyone should listen to it some time it is AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Master Yoda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cool new poem I found

Hey folks, this is one of the coolest poems I've read. One of my favorite poets wrote it, Rumi. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Peace. Spring Giddiness Today, like every other day, we wake...
Posted by Master Yoda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just a little poem

I know there's enough life in my lineBut there's never enough timeSo I'll give as much as I've got'til my heartbeat......
Posted by Master Yoda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST