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NataWii

I almost nunchucked you to death!

About Me

So it's like this. If you have the capability to act like a 12-year old (in public or otherwise), you & I can probably be friends. I do NOT maintain friendships with people who take themselves too seriously -- more specifically -- people who think they are way more important than they actually are. Spend as long in the music scene as I have; peeps like this are a dime a frickin dozen. Get over yourself. I like fun, stupid, retarded, pee-you-pants-from-laughing, singing-along-to-Huey-Lewis-at-the-top-of-your-lungs-kinda-f olk. Viva la immaturity. Life is way too short to be a douchebag. Come play some Wii with us. I play drums in The Fury 3 & Mustang Cobra, and have also played in Sasquatch & the Sick-A-Billys, Destined to Burn, and a bevy of other bands thru the years. I'm heavily immersed in the rockabilly scene, but my heart will forever belong to metal and good ol' tough-guy hardcore. I've been playing drums for a long time, and nothing makes me happier. Except grilled cheese sammiches.

My Interests

I am an appreciator of all things fabulous.

I'd like to meet:

I want to start a band with this cat. I'd like to hug Dave Lombardo, have beers with Will Ferrill, have a Jeff Corwin Experience, & make babies with Forrest Griffin from UFC. Not neccessarily in that order.

Music:

The Clash, Sick of it All, Lamb of God, Avail, Walls of Jericho, Terror, Iron Maiden, Frank Sinatra, Helmet, Every Time I Die, Blood for Blood, 100 Demons, Hank I & III, Sheer Terror, Agnostic Front, Slapshot, Between the Buried & Me, Slayer, Madball, Parliament(!), Louie Prima, The Takeover, Beastie Boys, Sworn Enemy, Journey (and I mean it), Zao, Caliban, Candiria, Bury Your Dead, The Misfits, Intergrity, Remembering Never, Yeah Yeah Yeahs..... ..

Movies:

Anything but the Crying Game. More specifically: Boondock Saints, Billy Elliot, Wicked City, Fight Club, Anchorman, The Jerk, Old School, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Elf, & many more.

Television:

Conan O'Brien. Every day. Also - The Office, Arrested Development, The Colbert Report, & The Family Guy.

Books:

The Dirt, The Da Vinci Code, and any magazines involving design, fashion, or celebrity smut

Heroes:

I have no idea who this broad is, but man, is she ever livin' the dream.

My Blog

Muthafuckin' Christmas, yo!

So, Christmas is here. That statement alone usually results in a series of groans from anyone in earshot.  I can certainly understand why so many people loathe the holiday season; astronomical cr...
Posted by NataWii on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:01:00 PST

Salsa & Sapphire

All's I can tell you is last night involved lots of drink, lots of dance, and lots of crazy.  I am a tremendous dancer when I'm intoxicated.  I might have Lambada'ed.  I'm not sure.&nbs...
Posted by NataWii on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 07:52:00 PST

In response to that last blog....

I blame J-Murda ("Hey Sailor") for this one. Now that I've vented about the things that irk the shit out of me, I have to follow up with a list of the opposite.  How very feng...
Posted by NataWii on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:00:00 PST

Things I've been dying to say to so many misled people

This is for my own amusement, but feel free to add your own to the list; I'm sure there's plenty I forgot. 1.  Spray-on tans are NOT attractive.  They make you look dirty. 2. If you don't kn...
Posted by NataWii on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 08:00:00 PST