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lisa

I am here for Friends

About Me

colorful oddball that's shorter than your average tall friend with a potty-mouth bigger than a poptart is wide.

...and no, it's not that I am a total bitch, I just don't feel like adapting the personality of 'Minnie Mouse' to make friends. I'd rather be lonely than a punkrock cheerleader.
somebody else can be the hot chick who's doing can-can in ripped fishnets and pasties, and I'll be in the back giving you the evil eye.
see, you should always stick with what you're good at

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I don't write much here as I am one of those livejournal tarts; lisadarling.livejournal.com
(for swedes that would be schmut.net )

My Interests

photography, quink, tassels & pasties, reading, punkrock, pinups, painting, all things coffee, crocheting, food, collecting toycameras, kitsch, writing, diy, concerts, tattoos,

I'd like to meet:

Elvis....and Tom Selleck. damn does that man have facial hair!

fancy people with fun names or fun people with fancy names. anything goes.

Music:

supersuckers, the robots, dwarves, new bomb turks, roky erickson, misfits, turbo acs, demolition girl, aerobitch, electric frankenstein, hank williams, zeke, the briefs , turbonegro, 440s, patsy cline, afghan whigs, devil dogs, the sonics, loudmouths, mondo generator, demons, the lewd, clash

Movies:

Pecker, Hedwig, Sore Losers, Stigmata, anything Russ Meyer or JMM

Television:

is better on dvd

Books:

joyce carol oates, fay weldon, vonnegut, misc. swedish authors

Heroes:

wonder woman. she's damn good with a whip!

My Blog

remember, pick public, not diary

for those of you that missed the news (that wasn't really news because what comes after A if not B?):Iggy turd, daughter of Big turd and Mama turd was born December 5th...
Posted by lisa on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:47:00 PST

repost from bulletin/ I am having an abortion and I can't wait!

" bulletin; "a brief update or summary of current news / an official statement on a matter of public interest" so any memes about what you call your dog, your mother or what your mother calls your do...
Posted by lisa on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 01:07:00 PST

"every time you write a bulletin about a meme you did yesterday, God kills a kitten."

ae�ae�.. means nothing really.and neither does this entry. or rather, it does but chances are you won't read it;I can't keep up with all your bulletins as most people are spamming with memes, li...
Posted by lisa on Sun, 21 May 2006 09:38:00 PST

long time no see

guess I got tired of the pakistani love-letters, emo-bands sending friends-requests and the pornelette spam. I've got better things to do with my time, or atleast that's what I'm telling myself. what ...
Posted by lisa on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:59:00 PST

EvilMitten's almost a year now...

I win. what you say? well, I win at being such a fool that I turned my killerkitten aka Evilmitten into a killerpuppy. she now plays fetch, thinks she's guarddog and knows how to play dead. she seems ...
Posted by lisa on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 06:54:00 PST

got stuck in swenglish?

the best email ever; din mamma och min hund!and that was all it said. now, what does that mean in english?your mom and my dog!now, I know that's supposed to be an insult but hey, my Mom's done worse....
Posted by lisa on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 03:51:00 PST

love metal goat scheisse

honestly, if your band sucks anus and looks like something Ville Valo coughs up on a monday morning, please don't send me spam or requests. sure, it amuses me somewhat to see what the love-metal bandn...
Posted by lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

does not collect heads, atleast not online

on a good day, a day like this, you get myspace messages that ends with; "I am not interested in your head as a trophy" thanks, great. you're not a pygmy? makes me feel a lot safer. even better is ...
Posted by lisa on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 11:22:00 PST

svenskar

timbuktu lookalike på stan; -'ah du, soug min kuk. du får en fimma.' ah, skåne om sommaren är ju helt klart bäst!
Posted by lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

women can't masturbate with fingers alone...

do you own a vibrator? have you ever owned a vibrator? do you want to own a vibrator? then do yourself a favor and give a helping hand to your sisters down in Alabama.this is reposted from D...
Posted by lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST