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Julie H.

Old people say 'charge plate' instead of 'credit card'

About Me

More things that I like, continued from the "Interests" section: Yawning with my mouth closed, metaphors, driving barefoot, cantaloupe, dual airbags, punctuation, weird smells, marcasite, senior moments, improper fractions, bobby pins, my knockoff Paris Hilton perfume, barcodes, trilobites, rubber baby buggy bumpers, the Vytorin commercial, examples, feet fights, popcorn tins, reindeer games, malarky, Christmas jimmies, counting by 4's, messenger RNA, tornado-pumpkin weather, q-tips, top 40 rap, chinese burps, codas, dimes, tiptoeing, silly-willies, and other oddities.$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$****A lot of people can't read my handwriting. *I don't like sports and I don't like Cardinals baseball because it's boring. *I had perfect attendence in 5th grade. *I have weird dreams every night and I remember them all. *I didn't get my driver's license until I was twenty. *I've been in a lot of plays but I still get nervous when I read out loud in class. *I have beat Tetris multiple times. *I can see right through a lot of the things you do. *I have a very good relationship with my family. *My natural haircolor is dark blonde. *I have trouble being on time and turning things in on time. *I have never been drunk or high. *I had five wisdom teeth removed. *I graduated from high school a semester early because I had to get out of there. *I fainted in 4th grade when we were learning about red blood cells. *I joined a funeral procession because I was late to class. *My long term memory might make you uneasy. *I used to have a hamster named Benadryl.***
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Scores:_____________________________________________________ __ Laura Huhn, 90 (100 after appeal).________________________________ Jenni Hughes, 90.____________________________________________ Ian Jones, 90._________________________________________________________ __Alyssa Clime, 90._________________________________________________________ __Seth Barnhart, 80.______________________________________________ Jason Kleypas, 80. ____________________________________________________________ __Andrew Leonard, 80. ____________________________________________________________ __ Jennifer Nafziger, 80._________________________________________________________ __Shelle Vinson, 80._________________________________________________________ __Bridget Clancy, 70. _____________________________________________ Laura Mazdra, 70.________________________________________________________ Ken Jiricek, 60.______________________________________________ Devon (nee) Slyman, 60 then 100 after retake._____________________________________________________ ___Anna Stearns, 60.___________________________________________ Aimee Sutton, 60._________________________________________________________ __Lacy Joy Bullock, 50._________________________________________________________ __Laura Medrala, 50. ____________________________________________________________ __Jeff Nafziger, 50._________________________________________________________ __Jeff Williamson, 50.______________________________________________________ Sarah Linenbroker, 40._________________________________________________________ ____Arthur Stewart, 40._________________________________________________________ __Andy Breitenstein, 20!
Your Dominant Intelligence is Interpersonal Intelligence
You shine in your ability to realate to and understand others.
Good at seeing others' points of view, you get how people think and feel.
You have an uncanny ability to sense true feelings, intentions, and motivations.
A natural born leader, you are great at teaching and mediating conflict.
You would make a good counselor, salesperson, politician, or business person. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?
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You Are a White Rose
You represent youthfulness and purity.
Your vibe: Sweet and heavenly
Falling in love with you: is like falling in love for the first time What Color Rose Are You?
Men See You As Choosy
Men notice you light years before you notice them
You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky
You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter
It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait How Do Men See You?

My Interests

School, reading, music, SEEING FRIENDS, buying stuff, SLEEPING, being with my family, video games, Homestar Runner, candy, CUNNINGHAM MUFFINS, shoes, make-believe, Rap Cat, teeth, UNCLE BILL'S, flowers, Rex-Kwon-Do, crossword puzzles, big noses, MIX TAPES, ebonics, Wren Hollow, know-it-alls, sewing, old friends, pretty colors, southern accents, TWIZZLERS, Christmas, makeup, PSA's, small rodents, SPEECH IMPEDIMENTS, Tetris, Dr. Mario, thinking about letters and words, compulsive overeating, sounds, Hello Kitty, procrastinating, SICKS TEA PHOAR, snoopin' around, fashion, BEING BOSSY, technical difficulties, power naps, power locks and windows, RETAIL THERAPY, crunk, the underground railroad, sneakin' out da hospital I'm bossy.
adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

This guy, stat: 1of1Clothing.com BEGINMYSPACETOOLBOXBACKUP VERSION 1.0;;000000; ; Center Center; scroll; no-repeat; 000000; ; ; ; ; ; ; cc00ff; ; ; underline; ; ; ; ff9900; ; ; underline; ; ; ; ff9900; 10pt; ; ; ; ; Times, Serif; 660033; ; Center Center; scroll; no-repeat; 000066; Dashed; 6px;;ENDMYSPACETOOLBOXBACKUP****
Men See You As Choosy
Men notice you light years before you notice them
You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky
You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter
It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait How Do Men See You?

Music:

Sonic Youth, the Deftones, Radiohead, Pixies, Dinosaur Jr., Free Kitten, Queens of the Stone Age, Mogwai, Pavement, Beck, David Bowie, the Dead Milkmen, Hole, Ween, Butthole Surfers, Hum, Portishead, Ministry, And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Phantom Planet... ***

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Requiem of a Dream, The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, Dancer in the Dark, Romeo + Juliet, Hot Fuzz, Kill Bill, Lord of the Rings, Can't Hardly Wait, Enemy at the Gates, Gattica, Poison Ivy, Monster, The Birds, Shaun of the Dead, Pee-Wee Herman's Christmas Special, American History-X, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Joyride, Full Metal Jacket, Fargo, Cats Don't Dance, Thelma and Louise.........

Books:

Anything Vice (magazines, books), Kurt Vonnegut, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Last Time I Wore A Dress, Down These Mean Sreets, Cracked, Nine Stories by J.D. Salinger, The Vagina Monologues, In Our Time by Ernest Hemingway, Harriet the Spy, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, The Hipster Handbook, JANE magazine, Prozac Nation, A Million Little Pieces (I don't care that it was made up), Miss America by Howard Stern, Bunnicula (I know you remember that book)

Heroes:

My mom, Conan O'Brien, Oprah, little kids with static hair, fat girl stores, Kip, Ben Stein, Adam Carolla, my car, Barbie, fire fighters, Kim Gordon, triceratops, the host guy on Double Dare (Mark Summers?), Claire Danes, Amelia Bedelia, Hello Kitty.

My Blog

Funny words or phrases

Flying buttress Shiver me timbers Shake 'n Bake Distraught Klonopin Slim pickin's Golly Chute Suite Giddyup Roll out Ticktickticktickticktick Did you take your meds? Manhandle Vice versa Aardvark Beow...
Posted by Julie H. on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:00:00 PST

Have you seen this man?

Has anybody else seen the Taliban-like brown man with the huge beard walking up and down Big Bend carrying a big stick? I always see this guy!
Posted by Julie H. on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:12:00 PST

Free write

In the Target dressing room, I heard a girl say to her friend, "You know why else it was good I broke up with Davey? He didn't like Moulin Rouge!" It was so funny. I thought I'd open my blog with a sh...
Posted by Julie H. on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 06:01:00 PST

Things have got to change.

Something is horribly wrong. The scale at the Pointe says I've gained 7 pounds in two weeks... that cannot be correct. But I've decided not to get sad. I've decided to get MAD! I'm tired of being fat!...
Posted by Julie H. on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:03:00 PST

Super powers

It would be cool to have a super power. Everyone who reads this, list one super power you'd want if you could have it. I'd want the ability to read minds. And maybe be a size 14 again...
Posted by Julie H. on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:25:00 PST

Quotes, third edition

"Slaves are not going to understand military strategy."--- show on the History Channel "How can you NOT think about geysers everyday?"--- Laura Mazdra "Contains 5% Juice"--- label on fruit juice carto...
Posted by Julie H. on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:34:00 PST

Stuff is funny at Mike Talayna's!

Karaoke bar on Hampton. Crunk on diet Coke. Me 'n Jenni dancing to Michael Jackson with hot fraternity guys. I'm sold.
Posted by Julie H. on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST

Nine hundred dollar catharsis

I hope I spelled catharsis correctly, I don't feel like checking. Anyway, today I went to the first psychiatrist appointment of 2007. Actually it's the first of any kind of appointment; I get to start...
Posted by Julie H. on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:17:00 PST

This requires its own blog

One time when I was little I ate three cheeseburgers from McDonald's, threw them up, and found a twenty dollar bill!
Posted by Julie H. on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:46:00 PST

Before I forget

Today in my hotmail junkbox I got a message claiming to be from Governer Matt Blunt. It was titled, "Happy Birthday, Branch!" Sometimes when Jenni is drunk she says profound things: "Kreiger's is, lik...
Posted by Julie H. on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST