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Jeff

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About Me

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My Interests

Sex, Drugs, and Violence.

Music:


Movies:

12 Monkeys, 2000 Maniacs, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Adams Family, Adams Family Values, Adaptation, the Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Aguire the Wrath of God, Airplane, Akira, Akira Kurosawa's Dreams, Alice, Alien, Aliens, Altered States, Amadeus, American Pop, an American Werewolf in London, Amityville Horror, Amores Perros, Andrei Rublev, Angel Heart, Apocalypse Now, Army of Darkness, Bad Day at Black Rock, Bad Taste, Badlands, Barton Fink, Baseketball, the Battle of Algiers, Beerfest, Beetlejuice, Begotten, Behind the Green Door, la Bete, the Beyond, Big Lebowski, the Big One, Big Trouble in Little China, Bird with the Crystal Plumage, Blair Witch Project, Blue Velvet, Bonnie and Clyde, Boogie Nights, Boondock Saints, Bottle Rocket, Bowling for Columbine, Brazil, the Bridge on the River Kwai, Buffalo 66, the 'Burbs, Cabin Fever, Caligula, Candyman, Cannibal! the musical, Carrie, Catch-22, Cemetary Man, Chinatown, Choke, Chopper, Citizen X, City of God, City of Lost Children, a Clockwork Orange, Club Dread, Conan the Barbarian, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, the Conformist, the Conqueror Worm, Conquest, Control Room, the Corporation, the Crazies, the Crying Game, Cube, Dark City, Dark Crystal, Das Boot, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Day of the Jackal, Dead Alive, Dead Ringers, Debbie Does Dallas, Deep Red, Deep Throat, Demons, Demons 2, the Devils, Die Hard, Dirty Harry, Dirty Work, Donnie Darko, Driller Killer, Drop Dead Fred (came free with purchase of large pizza), Easy Rider, Ed Wood, Elephant Man, Equilibrium, Equus, Eraserhead, Escape from New York, Event Horizon, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, the Exorcist, the Eye, Fail-Safe, Fahrenheit 911, Fantastic Planet, Fargo, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Flesh and Blood, the Fog, Frankenstein, Freaks, French Connection, Friday the 13th, Friday the 13th 4, Friday the 13th 7, Fright Night, Fritz the Cat, From Dusk Till Dawn, Full Metal Jacket, the Fury, Gangster Number 1, Gates of Hell, the Getaway, Ghostbusters, G.I. Joe the movie, God Told Me To, Godfather 1, Godfather 2, Golgo 13, the Good the Bad and the Ugly, Goodfellas, Gothic, the Graduate, the Grapes of Wrath, Gray's Anatomy, Gridlock'd, Gummo, Half Baked, Halloween, Halloween 2, Hard Boiled, Hard Eight, Hearts and Minds, Heavenly Creatures, Heavy Metal, Hellraiser, Hellraiser 2, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Hidden Fortress, High Noon, High Plains Drifter, Highlander, The Hills Have Eyes, the Hitcher, Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS, Immortal Beloved, In Cold Blood, In the Mouth of Madness, Jacob's Ladder, Jaws, JFK, Johnny Got His Gun, Ju-on, the Keep, Kentucky Fried Movie, Killer Clowns from Outerspace, the Killers, the Killing, the Killing Fields, Klute, Kwaidan, Labyrinth, the Lair of the White Worm, the Last Picture Show, the Last Temptation of Christ, the Last Wave, Lawerence of Arabia, Legend, Leon: the Professional, the Limey, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Lost Boys, Lost Highway, Lost in Translation, Love Honor and Obey, M, Mad Max, Magic, Magnolia, the Man Who Would Be King, Manhunter, Maniac, Marathon Man, Matewan, Maximum Overdrive, Mean Streets, Meet the Feebles, Memento, Midnight Cowboy, the Monster Squad, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Motel Hell, Naked Gun, Naked Lunch, Near Dark, the Never Ending Story, Night of the Creeps, Night of the Generals, Night of the Hunter, Night of the Living Dead, Nightmare before Christmas, Nightmare on Elm Street, Nightmare on Elm Street 3, Ninja Scroll, the Ninth Gate, Omega Man, the Omen, One Flew Over the Cuckoos's Nest, Outfoxed, Outland, the Outlaw Josey Wales, Parents, Patton, Pet Sematary, Phantasm, Pi, Picnic at Hanging Rock, Pink Floyd's the Wall, Platoon, Poltergeist, Pootie Tang, Predator, Prince of Darkness, Raging Bull, Raising Arizona, Rashomon, Re-Animator, Rear Window, Record of the Lodoss War, Red Dawn, the Reflecting Skin, Repo Man, Requiem for a Dream, Reservior Dogs, Return of the Living Dead, Return to Oz, Returner, Richard III, the Ring, the Road Warrior, Roger and me, Rosemary's Baby, Run Lola Run, Rushmore, Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom, le Samourai, Samurai Fiction, Samurai trilogy, Scanners, Scarface, Schizopolis, the Serpent and the Rainbow, Seven, Seven Samurai, Shaun of the Dead, the Shining, Shock Corridor, Silence of the Lambs, Sleepy Hollow, the Smashing Machine, Snatch, Solaris, Spaceballs, Stalingrad, Strange Brew, Strange World of Coffin Joe, Straight to Hell, Straw Dogs, Student Bodies, Suicide Club, Super Troopers, Suspiria, Swimming to Cambodia, Talk Radio, Targets, Taxi Driver, the Terminator, Tetsuo: the Iron Man, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, They Live, the Thing, This is Spinal Tap, Three Days of the Condor, Throne of Blood, THX 1138, Time Bandits, Titus, Top Secret, Transformers the movie, Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me, Unforgiven, Usual Suspects, Vampire Hunter D, Videodrome, Waiting for Guffman, the Warriors, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Wild at Heart, the Wild Bunch, Willow, Yojimbo, Z, Zombie, Zulu.That took for fucking ever.

My Blog

Friendship Game '07

I've narrowed the field down to one hundred participants.  Each day I'll remove one friend from my list until a winner is declared.  If you're cut not only are you not my friend but you've l...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:03:00 PST

What are you thankful for?

It's Turkey Day motherfucker!  And yet there's so much to be thankful for.  The Cardinals won the World Series.  The democrats took over congress.  I finally got pubic hair.  ...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:54:00 PST

I've decided that I'm left handed.

Take that god!  There's more to the story but I'll have to write that another time. Let's cap this bitch off.  A few weeks ago my friend commented about me always dropping cigarettes on his...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:02:00 PST

Things I'm not allowed to say or do during sex.

It starts off innocently enough during some post-coital chit chat over a post-coital cigarette. "What would you do if . . ." What would you do if I did this during sex? What would you do if I did that...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:58:00 PST

What are you afraid of?

We've all got fears. I don't of course, but other people do. People like you. What's your greatest fear? Heights? Spiders? Clowns? People are afraid of clowns you know. I don't see it. I think clowns...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 10:26:00 PST

I wish I were in Iraq and then heaven.

It sounds like such a fun place to be. Iraq. I've always been a huge fan of plundering. "You can't take our generator. Our village needs it to survive." "Fuck you! I'm an American. Now give me your o...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:38:00 PST

The only time I've ever pointed a loaded gun at a person.

I hate cops. I'm sure you've picked up on that already, but I really hate cops. There's only one thing I hate more than cops and that's rent-a-cops. Can you blame me? A few years ago I had a run in w...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 10:05:00 PST

No Iraqi ever called me a nigger.

It's Valentines Day and my mind keeps wondering to one place. Politics. The vice president just shot a guy. Whoops! But hey, things could be worse. And are. Your son or daughter or husband or wife or...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 12:17:00 PST

I'm a Nielsen Man; Hooray for Huhn.

That's right, I agreed to be part of the ratings system. I'll be keeping a log of what programs I watch then mailing in my results. I now control what's going to be on TV. Let's see . . . There will ...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 11:48:00 PST

Do-It-Yourself Surgery

Here's a story everyone should read. But first make sure you're eating, if your not already eating please go out and grab some food, come back and begin to eat as you read this. You'll be glad you di...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 11:18:00 PST