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Hella Gay Seth

Every woman Adores a facist.

About Me

I read all the spam mail cuz its fun. What more can you want?

My Interests

I used to be interested, you missed out.

I'd like to meet:

The man who invented the pickle. So I could kill him.

Music:

Made by black people only thank you.

Movies:

Movies involving people breaking up with their girlfriends.

Television:

Its off.

Books:

See: Music.

Heroes:

Outspoken Midgets.

My Blog

Lorenzo Redeems himself

So... I was hanging out with some friends the other nightAnd we decided it would be fun to cause some trouble.  So we hopped in Lorenzo's JEEEP and drove to quicktrip to find someone we could mes...
Posted by Hella Gay Seth on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:32:00 PST

Madhowz

    Weekends.  I miss weekends.  I miss the late nights and coming home to lay on this floor and no one would say a word.  I miss knowing all too well what I was going to...
Posted by Hella Gay Seth on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:31:00 PST

I'm a monster.

I've been sitting in this hallway for about half an hour and a young lady catches my eye.  She's tall, thin, and has a sort of light brown hair that reminds me of my sister's.  She's wearing...
Posted by Hella Gay Seth on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:28:00 PST

Life is just absurd.

        I don't much care for how I was raised.  Too much of an organized religion with very little privacy in between bouts of intimacy.  Better yet, it's not...
Posted by Hella Gay Seth on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:04:00 PST

Just when you think you know it all...

I sometimes muse with the idea that the minifridge was built with the intention of failing somewhere down the road.  Of course, these were all casual musings that would would often times weave in...
Posted by Hella Gay Seth on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

eating meat isn't easy like it seems.

Jan  12i've never taken the subject of werewolves very lightly.  Sometimes its brought up in conversation and I shake it off with a bit of nervous laughter hoping that no one noticed my disc...
Posted by Hella Gay Seth on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:37:00 PST

Ambiguity, a lesson in.

Never in my life have I ever desired kids.  It seems that walking around with a child in one arm, woman in the other would be openly identifying myself with intercourse.   I'd like to t...
Posted by Hella Gay Seth on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 01:33:00 PST

You can't get ahold of me?!

I haven't had a grasp on myself for about two months, in reality, its three AM I'm on the computer and I just dreamt about being trapped in a dirty house with disease. So  know this, I don't call...
Posted by Hella Gay Seth on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:08:00 PST

Myspace Tom= Stalin?

Do lies become true with age?Thats the question of the ages.  Stalin, Hitler, myspace Tom?  You're probably thinking "Seth, you've compared Zippers and Y2k, Santa claus and Zip Codes, you're...
Posted by Hella Gay Seth on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 12:54:00 PST

An Untimely engagement

My father and I are eating at a rather selective and hip new pizza parlor run by an elderly man and his daughter.  My father and I order and await our food.  When it arrives the pizza is sev...
Posted by Hella Gay Seth on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 10:34:00 PST