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ahmy of dahkness

smelly pirate hooker

About Me

nelly and i be here for super bowel weekend + shooting M16s again and again and again .. width="425" height="350" jesus on angeldust..
.."
born like this
into this
"
- hank bukowski -

asian hick from west vagina.. i like guns, fishing, and fighting..

i look like a dyke kickboxer with pretty hair (freakshow!!)..
and i am fucking crazy..

please keep your infants, toddlers, and other forms of offspring and clothing sizes away from me.. the hammer could hurt 'em..

..stalk yr bliss..

i ride HONDA CB-1.. and an arai rx7rrIII saved my life.. a sig sauer might save yrs..

the only continents left for me to spend at least a month on are antarctica and australia..

My Interests

traveling, watching UFC/Pride/K-1, racing motorcycles in the berkeley/oakland hills (cb-1s, aprilias, black r6s), shooting pool and hoops, playing dominoes, programming in java & max/msp, bbq'ing, backhanding bitches, burning shit, reading, flyfishing, feeling small, scuba diving, snorkeling, snowboarding, longboarding, boogie boarding, buttboarding, pretending not to be a beached whale, destroying dried-out riverbeds on ATVs, hiking, river rafting, retiring in costa rica with my boyf nelson and my dog jesus paisano + food, whores, heights, humps, chunky asses, skaters (esp. the asians like super pooperstars nelson shin and tony tieu), santa monica airlines, h-street, funboys, goldenboys, laughs, loud gas, goiters, bigger fucking guns (shot an M-16 in vegas!), faux toes, raiders, lakers, suns, warriors, hessians, oceans, whales, pit bulls, proper grammar, programming nerds, ninjas, jumpy houses, rollercoasters, physics, symmetry, differential geometry, sex, sleep, strippers, SILENCE, SELF-CONFIDENCE, my dyno bike that toby made me!!.. don't like: subarachnoid brain hemmorhages, seizures, concussions, ghosts in the glass, guilt trips, riptides, ppl who get bored, friends dying young, being scared of the dark, mumm-ra.. (new to the list of hates: chuck norris fans)

I'd like to meet:


loud ppl, bored ppl, hairy ppl, halfwit bitches, so i can round yall up and knock you out.. i promise to aim 6 inches past the back of yr throat/top of your skullcap - you pick..

Whom I'd Really Like to Meet:

killas, drug dillas, BJ Penn (my favourite mma-ist from hilo), putney swope, ppl who ))((, other fools who got hops like me do, chicks who got ass like that..

oh, and ppl who know that woulda == would have, not would of
+ kofie

Music:

slayer, suga free, e-40, fatlip, dj quik, kool keith, ice cube, gravediggaz, trick daddy, nas, 2pac, seu jorge, biz wailing benny and the jets, gil scott-heron, the meters, stevie wonder, bill withers, cymande, miles davis, shuggie otis, sly and the family stoner, tommy guerrero, tv on the radio, dj shadow, brian eno, tom waits, the pixies, organized konfusion, fugazi, napalm death, bad brains, born against, misfits, black sabbath, metallica, discordance axis, spazz, brutal truth, at the gates, neil young, from monument to masses, steely dan, led zep

Movies:

meAt the feebles, city of god, reservoir dogs, cool hand luke, the corporation, CB4, glengarry glen ross, nacho libre, paradise lost, the hustler, raging bull, la haine, harold and maude, jump tomorrow, fist of legend, drunken master II, bad taste, dead man, oldboy, the empire strikes back, this is spinal tap!

Television:

lakers games + the ultimate fighter + chappelle's show + iron chef - you don't like my rice?! oh, and gay girlie shit like project runway

Books:

graphic novels (frank miller, alan moore) ++ dave eggers, haruki murakami, sun tzu, hunter s. thompson, chuck da fuck bukowski, albert camus, hermann hesse, j.otto siebold, neal stephenson.. !books == giant robot and vice mag.. true..

Heroes:

cheese, chocolate, muhammad ali motherfucker, bruce lee, danny way, my pops (rip), my friends, me - for raising myself, my pup jesus, nikola tesla, the nerds of the world, officer frank poncherello (CHiPs), mother nature - that sick bitch!