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JBirdtheOneDog

Mostly, I don´t really care about stuff

About Me

Now that people are sitting up and paying attention to this my space thing, I have to clean up the act here. I am almost 30, have two lovely daughters and a babys momma who I ain..t gonna marry and we live in Ipanema, Rio de Janeiro for now, right neah da beach. Most of my pics are from this region, la di da. My homies are back in Cali, and spread out in various outposts in the world. You may well be one of them. Drop me a line Latest update. I am currently slaving away, making desserts in a new restaurant called Gibo Brambini in Ipanema. Busy busy for now. No rest for the wicked

My Interests

My kids, cooking, drinking, eating, MJ (not Jordan, mind you), my girlfriend, the beach. and TV.

I'd like to meet:

Mark Twain, Lenny Bruce, Jack Keroauc; or maybe Cardinal Law. Whomever.

Music:

Muic is pretty stupid. People who love certain genres and disdain others are generally annoying. Me do likes a bit of the old Ludwig Van, though.

Movies:

Spaceballs, Caddyshack, Half Baked, Old School, Austin Powers, Drugstore Cowboy, other movies where drugs play a central, desired role, like Requiem for a Dream, among others. Anything that reinforces the principles of free lovin and consequence-free drug use, cause that's what life should be for all of us.

Television:

The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Family Guy, South Park, Chapelle Show, Ali G Show, Seinfeld re-runs, Saturday Night Live Re-runs. I'm ashamed to admit it, but King of Queens and Everbody Loves Raymond. Plus, I waste time with Will and Grace, tha 70's Show, The Man Show. I wouldn't admit this unless I was drizzed, but According to Jim, Scrubs, Friends, Sex in the City re-runs, (them last 2 is just to talk highlights with me chick, Mother Mercy).

Books:

Me do likes to read a bit. Jack Kerouac, George Orwell, Eleanor CLift, HST, etc. I can now officially say Anthony Bourdain after Kitchen Confidential. Cookbooks in general. Foodie books. Shit of that nature.

Heroes:

Kerouac, Orwell, Lenny Bruce, Le Roi du Soleil, Most bad ass Chefs, who you wouldn..t recognize and I don..t know yet. Escoffier, Carême, that dude from the French Laundry.

My Blog

The much awaited story of how Jason got his Job on: or A Streamline of Consciousness

Hello to the both of yous I have to write a quick email here, cause time is something which I don´t have much of anymore. The job is good, its a long story, and I guess I´ll call and tel...
Posted by JBirdtheOneDog on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:04:00 PST

Mah goodness I'm quite drunk by now

Well, as I stated in the above mentioned Subject: I am quite drunk by this point, mah goodness. Plus, I have an inordinate amount of mosquito bites. This third world country is bugging my monkey ass....
Posted by JBirdtheOneDog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A few things

First off- I've been thinking and reminiscing after Nate Dogg's comment, and I have come to the conclusion that if he were 60 feet tall, had long, hippy hair, and could grow a man's beard, he actually...
Posted by JBirdtheOneDog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So, this is what me done today

So, this is what me done today- My sister cruised over before lunch time and we played with Isabella for while, before sitting down to leftover tri-tip and swiss steak. Den, we get Irie. Then we to...
Posted by JBirdtheOneDog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Here's Some Thoughts of the Day

Well, this is a strange deal. I'll have to send several sermons down from the mountaintop via this numbnutted express. I'll be seein youse
Posted by JBirdtheOneDog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST