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About Me

Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 &nbsp= dark & lovely

crossbank shots / front-foot impossible credit card swipe / arm bars / bourbon / rotary coolant seal breaches / worming / backfrips / drippy paint / pitch bulls / pooping back and forth forever...

My Interests

I've had chicken soup in 3 different Cuban diners (2 in Miami, 1 in NYC) - it is like a salty and delicious version of its American counterpart. Much like SPAM is to ham.

Sometimes in Hawaii you can get a hamburger with a big slab of SPAM on top + a fried egg and gravy! Not recommended.

I'd like to meet:

Fast Eddy Felson...

Music:

Kobe Bryant single where Tyra Banks sang the hook...that single made the Fu-Schnikens look like Wu-Tang.

Movies:

Brazil was my favorite movie since 10th grade - I was in love with truck-driving dike played by Kim Greist? Inexplicably she did not reappear on the big screen until the side-splitting comedy "Houseguest", starring Sinbad (Star Search uber-legend).

Menace II Society made me say "potna" involuntarily.

Television:

Death by inches...

Books:

Ego Trip - Book of Racism...
Bomb the Suburbs...
Herman Hesse for a minute...
Auto and software manuals...
Everybody Farts

My Blog

Check out this drawing of my anus.

You are a fucking sicko!  Assholes are hairy darkness.
Posted by N$ on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 11:29:00 PST

Girls named "BJ" kick ass!

Recently, BJ appeared in the "cool new people" area where I look for hot chicks who post nasty pictures up in their profiles.  She actually had not posted anything of the sort. And then my dog wa...
Posted by N$ on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 10:15:00 PST