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mhairi

a bucktoothed girl from luxembourg

About Me

sometime uni dropout now cracking through a theatre studies degree surprisingly fast. i drink too much and spend too much money and am generally terrified of leaving my uni coccoon and having to get a real job which involves waking up before midday and possibly being responsible for things going wrong... I talk too loudly and too much. I sleep too much. I'm lazy. I eat crap. But I'm just scaring you first so that you'll be surprised when you find out I'm not a complete nightmare.
I like:
*crap tv
*fannying about on the internet
*old jeans
*shopping when I have no money
*drinking when I have no money
*going out for dinner when I have no money (do you sense a recurring theme?)
*my friends who are a bit bloody marvellous, if you ask me.
*being pretentious
*my iPod cos it's pre-everyonehasaniPod and that makes me cooler
*sitting on the sofa
*whinging about having too much work to do
*whinging about being bored even though I've got too much work to do
*bellies
*irn bru
*inappropriate jokes
*80s films
*ducks
*drunken phonecalls at 5 in the morning
*shiny things
*obsessing about clothes
*acessories
*my ghd's
I don't like:
*YOU.
*people who think they are the baws
*emo kids (including my little brother with his shit fringe)
*bling. it's just stupid.
*rain
*snow
*weather in general
*shit people
*having no money
*having 10 weeks of deadlines to look forward to
*the guy that just became Britain's Eurovision entry, what a twat.
*cover versions of classic songs (usually.)
*Andrew Hayden Smith
*sycophantic bastards
*orange people who don't know when to stop fake tanning
*gherkins
*goths. cheer up.
*living too far away from my mates
*jalapenos. why are they so hot?! no need.
If you're going to send me a friend request and you don't know me, please send me mail as well cos I am getting well fed up with having umpteen zillion randoms adding me who never talk to me and just want to bump up the numbers on their shitty myspazz page. See the list of things I don't like. If you like more than one of those things, please go away.
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My Interests

drinking, sleeping, going out, music, films, theatre, reading, singing into hairbrushes, dancing like a simpleton, getting too much pizza hut, going on journeys on a whim, chilling out more than should be possible, poi.

I'd like to meet:

Harold Bishop. Or Lou Carpenter. I'm not fussy.

Music:



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Movies:

amores perros, hable con ella, fight club, shaun of the dead, anchorman, aladdin, city of god, back to the future, pulp fiction, y tu mama tambien, team america, labyrinth, dirty dancing, days of thunder, breakfast at tiffany's, x-men 1 + 2, dodgeball...i could go on but i can't be arsed.

Television:

Soup, Soup, that tasty soup, soup, that spicy carrot and coriander, chilli chowder! Crouton crouton! Crunchy friends in a liquid broth! I am gaspatchio-oh! I am a summer soup-oh! Miso Miso! Fighting in the dojo! Miso Miso! Oriental prince in the land of soup!
Neil Armstrong...he walking on my face. Buzz Aldrin...he walking on me face. The third one...eh Spaceman...he walking on my face.
I saw the sun once, he came past me really fast and it was called the an total eclipse. He came past me really fast and...I licked his back. He doesn't know I licked his back! All on his yellow suit!
Shooting star, look at you. Shooting star, you're a beautiful ball of light. Shooting star, get out the way! I can't see nuffin! You're all in me periphery! You're in my peripherans visions! I can't...I...how can I concentrate?! You're all over, like a bluebottle! Getting in all about it, the place! Flippin idiot.
He's so bright and milky white, shining down a-pon the ground...He's so bright, milky white, shining down a-pon the ground...Everybody look at the moon! Everybody see in the moon! The moon is bright, he's milky white, everybody look at the moon! huh! ehhh!! I made a song! Jupiter! You ain't got a song! I got one! Ohhh hey hey!! Aww. I feel sick.

I love the Mighty Boosh.

Books:

the best thing that can happen to a croissant, the dice man, join me, anything by chuck palahniuk

Heroes:



and this bunch of people.

My Blog

Ooooh clever me!

Hooray! I got my exam results!!I got 3 high 2.1's and 2 high 2.2's, which means i'm sitting on a comfortable 2.1 for 3rd year....if i keep going this way then i might (maybe) possibly (perhaps) get a ...
Posted by mhairi on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:59:00 PST

Nutteringham

hohoho I am so funny with my shitey plays on words. Anyway I'm meant to be writing an essay just now but it's confusing me cos I keep writing temporal and my brain might explode from confusion, so i t...
Posted by mhairi on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 06:33:00 PST

Londinium

Well I am totally shattered. Huttah. Megabus home was not too bad, but lets blog from the beginning. I had a delightful experience on the train from Glasgow to London, as it was a tilting train. A...
Posted by mhairi on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 06:12:00 PST