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Rem

I just kicked a cougar in the testes

About Me

Shit me, I’m getting old man. Basically this is me: 24, unemployed, stupidly lazy, still lives with parents. Went to uni but dropped out, went back to college and got qualified with chainsaws n shit. I can’t seem to get a job round here, but cant afford to move out until I get one. Catch 22 is a bitch. Hopefully one day I’ll get my self sorted with a cushy pad and a sweet job in conservation, preferably something to do with veteran trees & woodland management/consultancy. I like good music, good films, good times, and drinking. I like to spend my time wishing I was doing something more worthwhile. Flying gives me headaches, butterflies and moths freak me out. I’m not quite a black sheep, more of a grey one. I’ve never managed to meditate.If you don't already love me - you soon will. It’s inevitable. Oh, and one day I will save the world

My Interests

Music, comedy, beer, no wait - any alcohol, except gin. gin is vile. food, cooking food (no peas! no other mank!) films, friends, nature and the environment. trees! change, spare change, Tea! not worrying, laughing, Join me (yeah bwoy, ise in a cult). etc etc.....

I'd like to meet:

a dog that can talk. (wouldn't you?)

Music:

gomez, hendrix, levellers, wildhearts, lemonheads, kyuss, nick drake, jack johnson, jeff buckley, portishead, beatles, stones, mondays, roses, primal scream, doves, led zep, clash, rage, verve, blind melon, the bluetones, s.f.a., reef, at the drive-in, O.A.R. and loads more

Movies:

big lebowski, true romance, usual suspects, withnail & i, dead man's curve, airheads, waynes world, bill & ted, it's a wonderfull life, the muppet christmas carol, mallrats, fight club, predator, zoolander, shaun of the dead, almost famous, monty python - "holy grail" and "life of brian" princess bride, star wars, back to the future, lord of the rings, the italian job (original), fear and loathing, blah blah blah...

Television:

hmmm... lets see, ok spaced, decent documentaries, black books, father ted, the mighty boosh, that 70's show, dangermouse, most cooking shows, anything with nice looking ladies in. no soaps(corrie you suck!), no crime drama(the bill you suck!), nothing set in the old days (heartbeat you suck!) no casualty, no talent shows (pop idol you suck!) and so on.. (actually I dont tend to watch too much telly these days as its all utter shite)

Books:

chronicles of narnia. life of pi. mr nice. join me are you dave gorman? lord of the rings. orwell. hunter s thompson and other stuff i read, theres loads - books are good.

Heroes:

Many, all unsung

My Blog

dazed & confused

so, seeing as i havent been able to get online much recently, and seing as how more of you lovely people than usual have been wanting to know what kind of shit has been going down in my neck of the wo...
Posted by Rem on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:41:00 PST