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kim the eccentric tulip

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About Me

******DONT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN DATING - I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HES BETTER THAN YOU AND I AM ONLY HERE FOR FRIENDS AND MUSIC, AND I AM SICK OF GETTING MESSAGES FROM GUYS I DONT KNOW LOOKING TO "CHAT"!!!! SO FUCK OFF*******..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
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General Info About Me
Name: kimberley catherine sarah simpson
Eye Color: green
Hometown: glasgow
Current Town: glasgow (have legs, will travel)
Any Nicknames?: kim, inventive
Screenname: kim the eccentric tulip
Age: 24
Interesting Stuff
If I had a super-power, it would be...: transportation, quick exit from any crap conversation
If I could morf into any creature, I would become a...: cat. dont like them but they have it sussed, come and go as they please but still home for tea
What country would like to be able to teleport to?: one i've never been to, well, that leaves most of the planet
Is the glass half full or half empty?....Or is it broken?: i dont appear to have a glass
Swim like a fish or fly like an eagle?: fly, i can already swim and i dont like fish
Make up a good band name: the the, oh shit, its been done
What is your favorite genre of music?: im going to ignore that question
Do you believe in God?: a bit
Are you a religious person?: nope, but i did used to want to be a nun. grew out of that evidently
What is the best comedy movie you've ever seen?: ive seen a few, uhf, anchorman, coming to america, zoolander. none of thema re the best but they are all funny
What is the worst movie you've ever seen?: triple X 2. vin diesel should be shot. what kind of name is 'vin' anyway? french for 'wine' thats what. cunt
If you had one day left to live what would you do?: hang out with my boyfriend and my family, laugh as much as possible, have sex, listen to music
If you were marooned and could only bring ONE OBJECT what would it be?: a library
What are you most excited for in your future (like marriage, college, etc)?: having fun
Your Thoughts On... (alphabetically)
Abortion: im pro choice
Bush: cunt
Christ: on a motorbike
Death: comes to us all
Ethnic Discrimination: ha ha ha
The Future: is over there
God: is not helping me out very much right now
Hell and Heaven: are made up
Intelligent Life In Outer Space: is possible
Life: could throw me a frickin bone here
Money: eludes me
Predestination: is rubbish, we make our own fate
Realism: is the way forward
Sex Before Marriage: is great. there should be more
Telemarketers: are just doing a job but i dont have to like it
World Peace (Is it possible?): yeah if you get rid of all the cunts
Favorites
Color: no
Number: eh?
TV Show: monkey dust or league of gentlemen
Movie: look in the movie section
Movie: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Song: changes really from day to day, but at the moment 'scared' by albert hammond junior
Historical Figure: i didnt know any of them. they are all dead. itd be unfair to choose a favourite
Vacation Spot: cant remember. i've not had a holiday for 5 years (completely true)
Type of Flower: i never know the names. theres a black tulipy thing in my dad's garden i quite like
Word: mamalanimatipi
Quote: "n that"
Celebrity: kelly, she's on work experience
Musician/Band/Song: hasnt this already been?
Cookie: chocolate with chocolate chips and chocolate
Candy: chocolate (theres a pattern developing)
Icecream: mint choc chip
Dinner Food: sweet potato (not in a crap american, in kims special sweet potato way)
Breakfast Food: i hardly ever eat breakfast. chocolate?
Dessert: lemon drizzle from asda, even though poeple shouldnt shop there on principle
Piece of Art: one of david mach's sculptures
Subject in School: art, would have been music, but i didnt do it
Book: right now, catch 22, but that might change. as does everything else
Magazine: i hate them, its a compulsive obsession though, i buy closer every week and slag off the whole thing
Soda: SODA??? i like irn bru. thats my favourite ginger
Animal (other than pets): meercat. my friend lou looks like one
Subject of Conversation: anything that will end in laughter
Day of the Year (other than your birthday): august the 5th, only one person knows why though
Restaurant: the alishan on battlefield road. yummy yum. best indian in glasgow
Ride at a Theme Park: rollercoaster
Sport/Activity: are you joking? um..... sex
A Day In The Life Of...
What time do you wake up?: when i wake up, could be any time between 9 and 2
What is the first thing you do/think when you wake up?: where am i? (totally true, i'm living in three places at the moment)
What do you eat for breakfast (or do you eat anything at all)?: i dont usually bother, its hard enough getting myself from bed to couch, let alone going via kitchen
Do you go to work/school?: no, i am incapacitated. i cant even get to a bus stop
What do you do at work/what are your subjects in school?: if i did work or go to school, i'd probably do the minimum required to get by
When you get home what do you do?: lie down and hope the pain will go away
What time do you go to bed?: as early as is socially acceptable
Fill In The Blanks
I hope that...: it gets better than this year
In ten years I want to...: have kids (free child labour)
I would love it if...: i could travel where i wanted for free
I want to...: get lots of hugs
I wish I was...: healthier, and less bored, and not filling in this survey
I am...: about to go eat some food
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My Interests

art, breakbeat, camping, climbing trees, cool hair, dancing, drum and bass, drummers, electro, eyeliner, family, friends, glade festival, good bands, good books, good films, gordon, hip hop, laughing, love, my bed, my dad's garden, nice food, parks, pizza, pretty boys, punk, really heavy rain, sex, shoes, singing, smiling, snow, sunloungers, sunshine, the art school, the buff club, tchai ovna tea rooms, vintage dresses, walking, weird stuff

I'd like to meet:

johnny depp... of courseand anyone who is not trying to get into my pants.

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Music:

tom vek, clouddead, oddnosdam, sole, why? (anything off anticon really) primal scream, the pixies, dj food, outkast, lamb, portishead, elbow, aphex twin, squarepusher orbital, leftfield, bob marley and the wailers, lee scratch perry, fleetwood mac, the stones, the beatles, frank zappa (haha), a guy called phil campbell no-ones heard of, badly drawn boy, beck, roni size, aphrodite, ils, fourtet chris clarke, mr scruff, dj shadow, mu-ziq, luke vibert/wagon christ, two lone swordsmen (and the stuff they do seperate as well) roots manuva, the roots, massive attack, buck 65 sixtoo, sage francis, danger mouse, jemini, kt tunstall, the cure, primal scream, hextatic, dadeleus, loommule, lifeshows, underling, kid koala, j5, eric clapton, the kinks, so much i really could go on forever, of montreal joanna newsom, rufus wainwright, clor, feist, aimee mann, belle and sebastian, the arcade fire, ben folds, and four of his pals, jon's a borderline schitzo, coldcut, devendra banhart, sufjan stevens, king creosote the flaming lips, the knife, phones remixes are good, from what i've heard, totally loving the futureheads one Q, cheers fer that, its been in my head all weekend, RJD2, sonic youth, the perceptionists, dr john, anthony and the johnsons, cat power, jo mango, mr lif, mf doom aaaargh i just cant keep writing these, i have a funting life to lead!!

Movies:

some like it hot, breakfast at tiffany's, apocolypse now, dr strangelove, anything by stanley kubrick, 28 days later, lost in translation, uhf (by weird al yankovic) hahahahahaha, the motorcycle diaries, my name is joe, the boondock saints, pi, yer maws a fanny, kill bill 1 & 2, pulp fiction (all tarantino except jackie brown, which sucks da boaby), scarface, mean streets, carlito's way, the godfather films, fear and loathing, romeo and juliet moulin rouge, strictly ballroom, DURTY DANCIN'!!! (love it, the best chick flick ever made!) the rocky horror picture show, the ring (the original), audition, saw, old boy, dead man's shoes the eye, battle royale (the second one is also sucking of the boab) i wonder what happened between delworth and jenkins last night??, crouching tiger, sucking monkey, almost famous, boogie nights, spinal tap, zoolander, dodgeball, the royal tenenbaums, adaptation, i love huckabees, blade runner, the elephant man, eraserhead, mulholland drive, ewen is a fucking freak, hairspray, priscilla queen of the desert, tu wong fu and thanks for everything, donnie darko, roadhouse, amelie, un air du famille on connait le chanson, le bossu, la haine, vanilla sky, delicatessen, blood simple, fargo, the big lebowski, kingpin, good night and good luck, broken flowers, run lola run, the fifth element, the texas chainsaw massacre, requiem for a dream, the basketball diaries, snatch, lock stock, jamie is a baw, bagdad cafe, fried green tomatos at the whistlestop cafe, the man from del monte python, ALL OF THEM! OH YES!! WAFER THIN MINT???? i actually am not going to write any more. except, the princess bride, labyrinth, all the back to the future movies, the dark crystal, shaolin soccer maybe kung fu hustle if i had managed to watch it all. right stop there. really. just silly now. hands up if you got a mention!?!?

Television:

dont watch it. except desperate housewives when it was on. they dont call it the idiot box for no reason. well, i just remembered there that an ex made me watch patrick mcgoohans 'the prisoner' which could be the best tv show ever. thanks r, you have enlightened me.

Books:

just read the alchemist by paul coelho. its amazing. and a book called stargirl. tis lover-ly. middle of reading the old man and the sea, and i also love carol shields, she's fab. down and out in paris and london, geisha, falling leaves, i read a LOT of shitty crime fiction, i like books about art and architecture, and cookbooks. i have 'a tune a day' for flute kicking about somewhere, and 'learn as you play flute'. i might flog them on e-bay with my collection of people. i am also rather partial to the odd colouring in book. ahem. i can even do them without going out the lines.

My Blog

alien spaceship

i dont know what a small alien spaceship sounds like but i could swear it'd sound like that noise i can hear right now. weird, huh?
Posted by kim the eccentric tulip on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:16:00 PST

MUSIC LOVERS WILL CREAM!!!

for any of you morons that missed the last 3 gigs that UNDERLING played in glasgow, you are being given another chance. ROOT of SOUND, is happening on TUESDAY 20th MARCH in CAPITOL on SAUCHIEHALL STRE...
Posted by kim the eccentric tulip on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:32:00 PST

come to my gig cos you want to and i want you to

my band, le teeth, are playing in the goat this weekend. sunday night at the goat on old argyle street near the art galleries. we'll be on sometime after 9 and its free.anyone who isnt there is immedi...
Posted by kim the eccentric tulip on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:07:00 PST

it's simple....(please read before clicking 'add as a friend')

ok, heres how it works.are you about to add me as a friend? ask yourselves these questions....1. have we met? a. yes - go to 2               b. n...
Posted by kim the eccentric tulip on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:07:00 PST

APPEAL! APPEAL!HOW DO YOU SPELL APPEAL?

i have dropped my phone down the toilet. good one kim, official moron of the year. on a drunken excursion to see ghost bitch at the barfly on friday night, i pulled down my trousers and pants to have ...
Posted by kim the eccentric tulip on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:47:00 PST

the number you have called is busy...

... to use ring back, please press 5   sorry, ringback service cannot be used on this call fucking crisis loans. who do i have to sleep with to get some fucking benefit round here? job centre say...
Posted by kim the eccentric tulip on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 05:22:00 PST

change of font

comic sans is no more. i have been educated a little in the ways of typefaces. comic sans is the timber cladding of the type world. many of you will have no idea what im on about. the important people...
Posted by kim the eccentric tulip on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:37:00 PST

underling do glasgow

the fabulous underling are playing king tuts wah wah hut this friday the 18th august. its going to be a glorious gig and i have no doubt that they will be the stand out act. recently supporting t...
Posted by kim the eccentric tulip on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:12:00 PST

if you cant spell...

...ive probably denied your add request. i just knocked back someone for spelling definitely with an 'a' and someone else for putting an 'e' in daily. to be honest though, if i'd liked the music enoug...
Posted by kim the eccentric tulip on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 10:08:00 PST

you are the weakest link...fuck off

so im thinking to myself, this myspace thing is a bit annoying. i have over 500 friends and id be lucky if i knew half of them, or even why they are my friend. it takes me ages to find the people i re...
Posted by kim the eccentric tulip on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:57:00 PST