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Houck

Cause I'm sittin at a bar on the inside.. Waitin for my ride on the outside..

About Me

Yeah.. so I'm Brandon.. which I imagine if you're lookin at my profile you prolly know that.. but for those that don't, now ya do. I'm just a simple guy livin a simple life.. so here's some more shit about me that you might find interesting.. enjoy!
- I love concerts... rock, country, whatever
- I love women... till they do ya dirty.. most women do
- I hate stupid ppl... they just piss me off
- I hate real arrogant ppl... most cops fall on that list.. not all.. but most..
- Alcohol is good
- I love living out in the country... been here all my life
- I love to pee on trees... us country folks is kinda simple
- I love my dog Wally... if a non-dad can have a kid.. its his dog.. he pees on trees too...
- I love my sisters... Gina an Janell.. they're somethin else
- I like thier boyfriends... they've actually found good ppl... whens my turn?
- Yup.. my turn came!
- I hate ppl who are fake... be who you are or fuck off
- Why does Jim Beam make u wanna headbutt random ppl?
- Why does it make u think u can break 2 x 4's over your head?
- I like headbutting random ppl...
- I love riding my motorcycle... nothin like a cruise on a bike... any takers?
- I despise ppl who dont watch out for motorcyclists.
- Those ppl need a fuckin beating badly.
- I love having bon fires... soo great
- I hate ppl who seem like they're listening, but nothing ever sticks.
- I love my new saying "It'll buff out." ... how true it this?
- I love ppl.. catchin old friends or makin new ones
- Random shit is the funniest stuff.
- How cool is the movie "Dazed an Confused"?
- I am retracting the previous statement here about Reese Witherspoon after watching some movie where she was a ghost..
- I love the store Gander Mountain... the man who thought to put hunting, fishing, camping, camo clothes, and 4 wheelers in the SAME store is a genious... hands down
- Still need to find me a country girl... country girls got heart.. plus they understand things like camo, fishing, hunting.. all that good country stuff.
- I'm thinkin about takin a cruise maybe next summer.. somethin exotic like St. Lucia might be on the menu..
- I'd love to move to a very remote spot in Texas.. ride my bike in the middle of nowhere.. all year round..
- I been seein that good friends rank right up there with family.
- I got a fuckin sweet girlfriend named Lacie.. I swear she's what keeps me goin each day.. she's got so many great things about her it's no wonder I love her so much!
- Its amazing that someone as great as her puts up with me..

My Interests

Lacie

I'd like to meet:

The two wheelchair dudes that fought at the portapotties at Country Concert... that was the funniest fight I ever saw! I wanna buy those guys a beer!

Music:

I like all music... older rock and country are probably my favs, but I like it all... love some CCR... love it all

Movies:

Love some Super Troopers..."Who wants a moustache ride?".. Joe Dirt is another classic.. a true Shelbytucky documentary... maybe some Fear an Loathing in Las Vegas.. Dazed an Confused is another that'll never leave my collection... Some We Were Soldiers, Dukes of Hazzard, Van Wilder... I like everything... even them twisted ones like the Saw series... I like it all

Television:

South Park, Mind of Mencia, Dave Chappelle, UFC, College sports.. I like all sorta stuff

Heroes:

Captain America an Burt Reynolds