Macke2Dope

(I'm stealin Bj's Idea)
RANDOM SHIT!:
- Family is number 1, and you aint gotta be blood to be family.
- I am a Juggalo, Down with the clowns till im dead in the ground.
- I'm pry one of the shyest people you will ever meet.
- I listen to a wide variety of music, pretty much anything but country.
- I hate stupid people.
- I absolutely hate being single.
- I love my NEW car.
- I want to sell my motorcycle.
- I work at Sankyo America Inc. in Sidney, OH.
- I still miss the bowling alley.
- I wish it was legal to shoot people who insist on driving 10 MPH under the posted speed limit.
- I play/watch football.
- I play softball.
- I'm not a big drinker but am a social drinker. (On the weekends usually)
- Dallas Cowboys all the way.
- OSU Go Bucks.
- Fuck Michigan.
- I'm a sucker for a girl with gorgeous eyes.
- I'm not one to judge someone.
- Fuck the haters.
- Immature people are annoying.
- I love cruisin around when I'm bored..."Country cruisin"
- I'm horrible with names, so if I know your name, and remember it, that means your special.
- Ketchup and Ranch go good with anything.
- Bon-Fires are fun.
- Miss my homie Brooks bein around all the time. (Enjoy the beach Fucker!)
- R.I.P. M.T.H.
- R.I.P. B.F.S.
- I have broken hearts.
- I have had my heart broken.
- I love surprising significant others.
- Fake people are ignorant.
- Randomness is awesome.
- I could live off of Mountain Dew and Peanut Butter crackers.
- My birthday is the same day as Troy Aikman's.
- "There's somethin from the beyond in my trunk".
- Tattoo's on a woman are sexi, so are the little nose piercing things.
- My favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle has always been Leonardo.
- Nothing beats the feeling of Diet Faygo dripping down your face, through your eyes, and your entire body soaking wet from flying 2-Liters.
- I'm a very laid-back go with the flow type of person.
- Breath mints.
- I like cheese.
- I'm not usually the one to "go after" a girl. So if it seems to you that I'm making an effort, then you know i like you.
- PJ's in Port Jefferson makes the best pizza around.
- I miss living with Dave, Ty & Andy.
- I love it when a girl plays with my hair, or the back of my neck.
- I tend to get the shivers when someone plays with my ears.
- The BJ wobble should only be done by trained professionals.
- I hate it when plywood talks shit.
- Miss ya Alex.
- Mcdonalds green milkshakes are weird.
- Everything happens for a reason.
- "Why Not?"
- "I don't want any muffins"
- You Should See The Way They Glow When You Smile.
- Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.
- Pediddle.
- WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
- Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or dirty and sex crazed... Never angry.
- A queen is just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves.
- "Y U Trippin?"
- "That'll learn Ya!"
- I call it White Boi Majik.
- "2-step".
- "Fuck it, Do it."
- "Don't judge me monkey."
- "Fuuuuuk me."
- "Shit's Wizzeak."
- Chillin' outside with perfect peace and quiet is severely under-rated.
- "Duuuuuuuuude I'll give you $5 to drink the bong water!"
- "I'm just lookin' for a little slap & pickle."
- "I wish I could brush my teeth with it."
- "I wish it were winter and we could make it into ice blocks and skate on it, and then melt it in the spring time and drink it!"
- Between holding hands and falling in love, you begin to learn that: kisses don't always mean something, promises can be broken just as quickly as they were made, and sometimes goodbyes really are forever.
- The only people that you need in your life are the ones that need you in theirs.
- "That's Wack!"
- "You better grow yourself one."
- Woodshock is now a must attend every year.
- "What the fuck am I doing?"
- Avoid arguments with ignorant people, they will only drag you down to their level and beat you with years of experience.
- If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
- Some people are like slinkys. Not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
- I'm not gangster, we like to call it Ganksta! wooooooord to yo mutha.
- Don't jump to conclusions.
- She’s a down low, pro ho, fo’ sho.
- "Why is the floor as low as I can go?"
- "When you gotta spin a globe to find a country it aint none of my damn buisness."
- Real Love stories never have a happy ending, because real love stories never end.
- Sometimes I think I try to hard.
- I wear my heart on my sleeve.
- If you don't like what I'm wearing, don't look.
- If you don't like what I'm saying, don't listen.
- If you don't like the way I drive, get out da car...lol
- "Macke-Lee"
- Don't force something just because you don't like your pillow.
- I think I'm addicted to Rock Band.
- It's 11:11....make a wish.
- Life sucks, wear a helmet.
- Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. The irony of life is that by the time You're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.
- Tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift.
- "Everytime the room smells like pine cones daddy be trippin."
- Women look hot in scrubs.
- "Fudang"
- "Giggidy"
- Stupid ricers, useless wings are for penguins.
- Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
- Cheez-it's are the shit!
- "Red light stop make it drop fer the bitch."
- Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
- Sex is like playing spades, if you don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.
- If I was a doctor/surgeon I would wonder why "god" gets all the credit.
~!Yesterday Is A Memory, Tomorrow Is A Vision, But Today, It's A Bitch!~