"THE WORLD'S SHORTEST & HAPPIEST FAIRY TALE: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after. He went hunting and fishing, and played golf a lot, and hung out with his friends and drank Jack Daniels, had craploads of money and partied with beautiful women, and farted whenever he wanted. THE END"
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Let's get in my dad's SUV, then we'll go over to my house, my crib, my pad. I'll tell my mom to go to sleep, then we'll have the livin room all to ourselves ya see. We'll put on some great DVD's i picked up, how bout like, something like the Matrix. i can turn my boom box up and make the BASS SMACK THE SIDE OF MY MOMMA'S COUCH! Hey baby you like fine cooking? Because I gotta swanson's dinner in the freezer with your name on it.
My Party Planning Biiotches
I have A Kazillion friends.
My Brother
Tami with an E
Al Hasselhoff
CADANCE!!!
Zach My Half Jew = )
THE LEXXI
Adan aka Deez Nuts
Ker Bear
Carrie The 2nd
Sweetheart Alex
Jesse Does Crack
Ohio State Bro Andy
Rude Dawg
WIFENESS
Chi-Town Heartbreaker Joey
Pretty Britty
Mr. Santana
Silly Alcoholic Erika =P
Mayor of Smallville
Linda Can F'n Dance
Lynds
My Wil Cupcake Brian
Mayor Chet
FernandHo
Lisa "Kitty"
My Son Rick
Baby Oil
Chas-a-sarus
Anthony "Caww Caww" Reeser
Clint (Get Your Ass Out Here)
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Lots of music: House, Trance, Techno, Hip-Hop, Country, Rap, Alt, Rock, etc.
I could watch movies all day long. Anything with Brad Pitt in it is usually good. How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Dumb and Dumber, Failure to Launch, Cruel Intentions, Old School, Talladega Nights, The Anchorman, Starsky and Hutch, Unfaithful, Fast and the Furious, Waiting, Meet Joe Black, The Mexican, Notting Hill, Alfie, and the list goes on. Comedy, Action, whatever.
Sarcastic television is great. Chapelle's Show, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The OC, ESPN, Daily Show. I've also became quite addicted to Sex and the City, The Sapranos, Deadwood, Nip/Tuck all the way. Huge NBA fan. Football and Boxing would be next.
I've read a lot of books this past year. Some were all part of one series, though. The Left Behind Series. They'll scare the crap out of you, but for good things. Others I've read are The Da Vinci Code (Dan Brown), The Taking, The Bretheren, The Testament, The Partner (Grisham books) and a book that i won't say, but the author is my new mentor and here's a pic of him below = )
Mom and Dad..