**DaveyJ™...**
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**My truths...**
⊕ Im twentEEN...im old now..this scares me somewhat
⊕ Ive come to uni too early..
⊕ I should of come next year, but i still dont regret coming
⊕ Im the campest 'straight' guy you'll ever meet..tis true..that a problem for u?
⊕ I dont believe much in sexuality, a most ridiculous limiting concept in my mind..
⊕ I spend FAR to much money in Vivienne Westwood - she owns my life..♥ This is what overdrafts are for..
⊕ I love to dance, camp,emo,ska,screamo.. showstopping foot-tapping tunes..you can catch me dancing to it..
⊕ I love photos...if you dont like your picture taken, get out my spotlight..
⊕ I change my hair too much..
⊕ I talk too quickly, with a brummy accent..this pleases me a little bit..
⊕ Kids clothes are magical, i have some spiderman PJ's..
⊕ Im shy, thoughts?..
⊕ I do not give to charity...that means tramps - i refuse to feed their drug habit! South african orphans - charity begins at home, and im poor!..
⊕ H&M's dead, i have no desire to look like every other 'emo' on the high street, charity shops are the new deal...
⊕ I've been told i havent got style..these said people know nothing... Whores !
⊕ I think some of my friends have pretty much forgotten me since ive come to uni..hm..tis a shame really..I'll never be forgotten, and they'll regret this someday when theyre working in a Wolverhampton sweatshop with all the other single mothers and miserbables..
⊕ I work in a gay bar..does this make me gay?
⊕ I flirt with boys, playing with their minds entertains me somewhat..im a bastard for it really, and i know i shouldn't do it..call me a player if you will..
⊕ I hate fat people...especially when they buy drainpipes...i blame their equally fat mothers for raising them on nothing but lard and sweets, do us all a favour and stop buying food..remember children..anorexia can be a choice too..
⊕ I hate sweaty disco queens - i have no desire to be covered in some dirty old/young mans sweat as they rub past me in an overcrowded/overpriced club..foul..
⊕ I've got over my fear of trannies, im actually fascinated by them now..hehe..how can something that wears so much glitter be considered scary?
⊕ I think im fat, this is an issue im slowly dealing with, i dont think i'll get over this anytime soon..but one day perhaps..
⊕ Its been said im an attention whore, this is somewhat true..
⊕ Do T-A-L-K to me..im mucho friendly!
⊕ And if you live in Manc, do come to my bar..tis an ever so magical place..