[ParrotFace<3] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hey I'm Paul I Have Oversized Hair And Skinny Legs. I'm 18 From Birmingham. I'm Definitely Gay, Hang Yourself If You Disagree, I Fuck Boys. I'm An Influencial Target To Bully's. I Always Get ''Eugh'd'' By Cunts In Sergio Tacchini Tracksuits. Silly People. I'm A Drop-Out, A Dirty Bum But I Have An Interview On Tuesday, Yay! I'm Also Going Back To College In September To Study Fashion. Gay Subject Yerr! So, When You Chavs Decide To Change Your Silly Looking Appearance, You Will Soon Thank Me, When Your Stood, Proud In A Dress I Designed. I Hate Homophobic People, Yet I Hate OTT Gay People Who Want Infantile Penis In The Bed Immediately. It's Highly Obvious That I Hate Chavs And I'm Scared Of Frogs. Tbh Myspace Is A Big Wank Popularity Contest, Yet I'm Highly Obsessed. I Hate Myspace Pricks Who Demand 'Spamming' It's Not Kool, You Should Die! My Head Is Full Of Secrets, Hence My Big Hair. I'm The Most Trustworthy Guy You Will Meet Tbh, But I'm Rather Shy, Which Sucks And I Love Lesbians. Yerr, My Fingers Are Aching Now. Add Me! X
Shank Me In My Parrot Face..

My Interests

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Heroes:

♥ Ben ♥
He's Amazing. ILoveHimLots.
♥ Hollie ♥
Has The Most Special Place In My Heart.
Irreplaceable.
ILoveYouSoMuch.
♥ Katie ♥
The Most Hilarious Girl In Collegee.
In Birmingham.
Funniest BeefShank In The World.
She Makes Me Laugh Until I Wee.
Miss Her. =[
ILoveYouSoMuch.
♥ Delia ♥
My Everything.
We Are Cool Faces; Gangstarrz.. Try it? Yu'll Get Stabbed In Yurr Fat Face.
We Dress Better Than Yurr Mum.
ILoveYouSoMuch.
♥ Adam ♥
A True Best Friend.
Can Tell Him Anything.
He Helps Me More Than Jesus Ever Will.
Adam Has My Full Respect.
LoveHim
♥ Laura ♥
This Girl Is Amazing.
My Neice. (Y).
I Love Talking To This Girl.
She Makes Me Smilee So Much.
Shes Full Of Compliments. &&
ILoveYouSoMuch.
♥ Bekkah ♥
This Girl Is My Princess.
She Iz Amazing.
I Love Spending Timee With This Girl.
Paul && Bekkah + Pigeon Park = Amaze Tymmz. She Makes Me Smilee.
ILoveYouSoMuch
♥ Vikki ♥
Vikki Is The Most Amazing Girl Evarr.
She Is A Reet Stunner.
And Iz Well Ablee To Turn Me Str8.
She Is Going To Be My Fashion Study Buddy In September.
T'iz Going 2 Bee Amazing.
ILoveYouSoMuch.