About Me
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Iya, the name's Dan and I shall be your tour guide for this brief visit. Please leave all overcoats, canes and top-hats with the doorman, keeping arms and legs within the profile at all times. Hit 19 and I still get excited over my NES, Pac-man or Space Invaders. It gets my juices flowing like nothing else :) Big partaker of 'phases'. Everything is constantly changing, from the films being watched, to the music on the MP3. The night times; first in last out, 4am tattoo parlours, being kicked out, not remembering a damn thing at all, rolling in to work still drunk. Clumsy as sin. Christmas carols all year round. S'it really, I'm hyper-mediocre. And finally, so you know, the purpose of existence is . . .
