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jay, size 20, stout junk!

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm prolly cooler than you, nough said.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Pink Sparkle

My Interests

T-Pain & David Bowie (in the biblical sense), general merriment, and as always free money.

I'd like to meet:

T-Pain, David Bowie, Martin Luther King Jr., George Fox, John Lennon, Andre 3000, Marton Csokas, Jack Black, Gwen Stefani, Mos Def, Dave Chapelle, Amy Poehler, Dane Cook, Gaven Degraw, Vin Diesel (yeah i know how that makes me sound, i don't care, he's hot), Tina Fey, Iman (so I can take her on a long walk, off a short pier), Oprah (she has billions, she must know something), Johnny Cash, Micheal Jackson (around the time of thriller, you know when he was still truly black), Jesus (cuz why not), Conan O'Brian, Bob Marley (or tupac), Spongebob Squarepants, and the list goes on.

Music:

Mostly everything, even stuff i have yet to hear unless it sucks, (like traditional country, although i love banjos so much when i hear them, i go fricken crazy). And of course i like my brother Stephon's music. If you let me download your music i will listen to it, as long as it's halfway decent. I pretty much have every song ever on my I-pod. I have songs you haven't even written yet. Yeah, I know a guy.

Movies:

Quite the movie junkie. I won't even bother getting into what I like. but i will say anything with zombies is alright with me.

Television:

I'll be honest, I'm also kind of a T.V. junkie. Ok, ok, I am a complete slave to the idiot box. You'd be hard pressed to find something I wouldn't sit through. I mean I even watch infomercials (thanks a lot Stephon). If i had to break it down, I'd say: Any Cartoon (not anime really, except shin chan), anything funny, quasi funny, or even slightly amusing. Any law and order, same goes for csi, what can I say I like a good crime drama. MTV (sometimes, mostly I feel like a Jackass with most of their programming) I keep going back to them though on the off chance that they play an actual music video.

Books:

Anything Vonagut right now. I just know I spelled that wrong. Christopher Moore, Dan Brown, Lauren K. Hamilton (yay faerie porn. Lots of other stuff too just can't remember. Just read, apparently it's fundemental.

Heroes:

Katherine Zeta Jones. Justification: she married her wealthy older man and did so with a smile on her face. She sits through all that "Is that your Grandfather" stuff knowing as I know. Older guys are hot. Not Michael Douglas of course, but there are many out there who are actually bonable. Rawk on older guys, I'll be your trophy wife anyday.Monica Lewinsky. Justification: she must have given one hell of a hummer if she managed to dirupt the flow of the leader of the free world. To the girl on her knees in the oval office, I salute you.

My Blog

wanna make a new friend?

I was thinking that i want to meet new people and maybe this would be a good place to do it. i'm worried about how that sounds but i think it might be true. so if you want to meet someone new i'm here...
Posted by jay, size 20, stout junk! on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 09:28:00 PST

jay, it gets no better.

hah hah, i get to be me and you have to be you! actually if you are reading this then you are my buddy and therefore prolly pretty groovy in your own rite. so that works. side note many people have as...
Posted by jay, size 20, stout junk! on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 12:42:00 PST