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...Duke

I've got the world on a string, I'm sitting on a rainbow...

About Me

I'm a cunning linguist and a master debater
You Are 100% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

My Interests

Sedition, Subversion, Malicious Mischief & Grand Treason

I'd like to meet:


Music:

I love your band. You're so good. No...really.

Movies:

Brokeback Mountain, Kiss of the Spider Woman, The Crying Game, The Bird Cage, Dog Day Afternoon, Party Monster, Alexander

Television:

The Wire...nigga!

Books:

I read comic books.

Heroes:

Blackie Lawless

My Blog

Im sorry...

...please don't take it personal. I got problems. Sometimes I just go...and then I'm gone.
Posted by ...Duke on Thu, 22 May 2008 11:39:00 PST

Tour is over...

...for now, and you know what? I never thought I would be a fan of French Canadian death metal, but Katakylsm is one awesome frickin' band. And not only that, they're cool motherfuckers as well. When ...
Posted by ...Duke on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:13:00 PST

Where am I? What the the....

...fuck am I doing here? I woke up in this hotel room again...I'm somewhere in New York. I think I'm on tour, but I haven't played a show in a few days...hmmm...strange...oh I know! I'm out with DROID...
Posted by ...Duke on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:48:00 PST

Just got home...

...I see my bed...It's right there...I'm getting in. I'll see ya in a few days.
Posted by ...Duke on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:34:00 PST

Please don’t touch me...

...if you're a dude because that really freaks me out. Let's get one thing straight- the only acceptable form of man on man contact besides the handshake is the "bro hug"...that is if you're straight....
Posted by ...Duke on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:16:00 PST

Ive become what I despise...

...or have I? I used to make fun of dudes with all their shirtless photos on myspace. You know who I'm talking about...the dudes standing there in their mirrors flexing their abs, posing with their ar...
Posted by ...Duke on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:03:00 PST

Valentines day...

...broken hearts, empty promises. That's all I've got to say about that. I'm back on the road with DROID. We got to spend a couple of days at home after the Hollywood show to get our shit back togethe...
Posted by ...Duke on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:01:00 PST

So I guess were lucky to be alive...

...if you can call it that. We're still freezing our asses off. Ok people...two near fatal accidents in one day! TWO!!! I think God is trying to tell us something. This tour started out tough enough a...
Posted by ...Duke on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:16:00 PST

Finally...

...got to the ER this morning. I'll tell ya, if you're not on fire or bleeding profusely, bring a sleeping bag because you're in for a wait. At least I didn't have to go in Detroit. That would have be...
Posted by ...Duke on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:55:00 PST

ugghh....

First day of the tour. I flew in to Milwaukee, everyone else had to drive. It's good to be me. Currently I'm holed up in my hotel room deciding on whether I can play or not, because you see, God chose...
Posted by ...Duke on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:42:00 PST