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About Me

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love letters to food... (you'll STILL need to pause "4u")
yes every time i update this thing i have to first point out that im sarcastic. my pal jamie informes me that im a "jerk" and maybe i am.. lol. so if i ever insult you, i certainly dont mean it in a MEAN way. i forget that whats funny to ME might just scare and confuse everyone else. ..i often find i have to explain myself, throw in all kinds of disclaimers, and any normal person would learn from that, but all i can be is me.. as hard as i try NOT to be.. hehe. i appreciate dumb-stoner humor and think im qualified to use it in real life.. when all you have is tv and a bunch of fake universes, its hard to understand how the real world works. the "scene" doesnt end when the joke is over.. theres actually feelings that follow. i have this gift/curse of being able to see all sides of an argument wether i want to or not.. this makes me indecisive and pisses off alot of my friends who tend to be absolutists (like most humans).. but then again, nobody is ever 100% wrong OR right and if people tried hard enough, im sure they can see the right in the wrong, and vica-versa.. problems would be much more easily solved. *************

My Interests

munk-a-dRunk, KoRn in all their KoRny goodness.., keeping tabs on brian and letting him make me cry or screem on a regular basis..lol, listening to my bands, drawing, writing, attempting to be good at things that might actually be important and usefull.., reading when i have the patence, letting haze teach me magic tricks and convince me that im psychic, watching TV, watching porn, and constantly annoying certain people .....and thats about it....

I'd like to meet:

virus, lorrane, munktress, chamber, meeschka, sara, alyssa, sandy, james hatfield, lars ulrich, kirk hammet, david spade, adam sandler, john stuart, nash, peener, tray parker, matt stone, khris, roshi, skwisgaar skwigelf:tall like a tree, toki wartooth: not a bummble bee, william murderface murderface murderface, pickles the drummer, ..doodely doo.. ding dong doodely.. doodely DOO: nathan explosion. and anyone who'd enjoy my company.
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Lorraine showin some love..

Virus showin some love..

Sh3llz showin some love..

Ash("Make Me Bad") showin some love..

Meeschka showin some love..

Munk-a-dunk showin some love..

Hiver showin some love..

Music:

KoRn (yea, never would have guessed..), kittie, orgy, manson, disturbed, rockbitch, otep, cradle, bodom, droid, MITM, sins of thy beloved, metalica, ozzy, type-o, L.A.P.D., hanson, with vengence, and thats about it 'cuz im really really picky..............

Movies:

pirets of the carebean, seven, lilo and stitch, the lion king, the road to el dorado, sinbad, the ring, the blare witch project, the passion, BASEketball, ace ventura, the messenger, eight crazy nights, etc.

Television:

south park, aqua teen, the simpsons, sponge-bob, the daily show, famiely guy, futurama, the osbournes, the L word, full house, rosanne,etc.

Books:

dont read much. the vampire cronicles, harry potter, dan brown, and wicked.

Heroes:

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all hail..
...R.I.P Mitch Hedberg....james shaffer and the rest of KoRn(ex members included)*michelle choen* sara silverman* isaac, taylor, and zac hanson * denis leary * adam sandler * david spade * john stuart * jordie white * brian warner(no drugs, i just wanna know everything) * mary-kate and ashely olson * the cast of full house* roseanne barr * sara gilbert * the cast of roseanne * jonny depp * tim burton * jeff bennet * drew baremore * dane cook * abaraxs* shiva * hal sparks, gale harold, randy harison, peter page, scott lowel, and the rest of the QAF cast * the good people at disney * the fictional charicter who tought me to laugh at everything * allison for being an advice machine * stacy for teaching me to not give a fuck about anyone * twiggy for fucking me * izzie for all the drama and teaching me how not to be shy * jessica B. for catering to my inner child * jessica C. for talking to me when no one else would * garance for prooving to everyone and myself that not all "hot" chicks are automatically Cardboard * and stephanie for that very VERY long string of flesh still and forever connected to my hip (always a pleasure to follow that string home once and a while, my sister).

My Blog

please dont hate me..

i know i've been WAY out of touch with most of you guys lately (particularly my beloved korn community) and im really really sorry. i've just had alot of other shit on my plate, doing o...
Posted by {+sTiTcH+} on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:54:00 PST

a wet spot on every lap and a chicken in every pot

this is the journal version of a conversation im currently haveing with allison. we're speaking of the common misconseptions about strippers. seeing as i only know ONE person whos a st...
Posted by {+sTiTcH+} on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:23:00 PST

but that shouldnt suggest that i dont respect you...

i have this roach in my room right now whom i've aptly named Beartrix Kiddo. it just wont fucking die... i, Elle Driver, have had a phonebook ontop of this thing for the past 2 hours and have made sur...
Posted by {+sTiTcH+} on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:38:00 PST

food for thought...

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have ...
Posted by {+sTiTcH+} on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:10:00 PST

another blog only my closest friends will get..

you know what i wanna do right now? i wanna go to bagel bufffet and get a scorching hot grilled cheese sandwich. then i wanna walk across the street to the news stand and get a teeth-crackin cold can ...
Posted by {+sTiTcH+} on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:24:00 PST

i write this with confidence that certain people will never see it...

**GONG** Confucius say, "dont shit where you eat." after swareing on everything i love i WOULD NOT get close to anyone at work due to the absolute need to keep the two worlds seperate (work-world wher...
Posted by {+sTiTcH+} on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST

and for those who cant see bulletins...

you guys are BEYOND awsome!!! thanks so much for all the birthday wishes.. ALL of you!! im gunna get sappy now, but i've always been either invisable, or someone people threw fries at. and all the kid...
Posted by {+sTiTcH+} on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:15:00 PST

beggers CAN be choosers.

From: Rick Date: 1/13/2007 Hey you didnt tell me how big they are :( If you really are a swinger are you open to having sex the first time we meet as long as I give you multiple orgasms? lol F...
Posted by {+sTiTcH+} on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:55:00 PST

for those without lives...

..lol..Send me a voice comment. It's FREE! Just call 1-641-985-7800 and enter *2773371. If you get one too, I'll reply. http://www.snapvine.comGet Your Own Voice PlayerManage...
Posted by {+sTiTcH+} on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:51:00 PST

"The Cell-Block Tango"

my heart lies with you while my mind is pulled elsewhere. ..and BELIEVE me it burns. if i could convince either one to just join the other and make things simpler i would. it is possible to do a ...
Posted by {+sTiTcH+} on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:44:00 PST